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Section 23 Yang Min Ho

I have to say that I only recovered for about a week and most of my injuries recovered. This shows that my physical fitness is quite good.

The first class that morning was Chinese class and also the class teacher.

The head teacher is a middle-aged woman, snobbish. Last year, my father gave me a big gift, a gold pen! It took nearly two thousand oceans!

However, this gift was useless because my grades were very unstable and were erratic between the third and the second to the last. At first, she talked to me several times for the sake of Jin Bi, but later she saw that I was not in the air, so she simply ignored it.

But a few days ago, my dad didn’t say anything. I asked my dad: “Lao Li, are you still giving gifts this Teacher’s Day?”

Dad said, "I'm just giving you something. You've got this result, and it won't change anything to send an aircraft carrier. Although our family doesn't lack that little money, good steel needs to be used on the edge. Do you understand?"

But this year, the head teacher was very dissatisfied. As soon as I entered the house, I started to cause trouble.

"Attend class!"

"Hello teacher." Everyone shouted weakly.

"Hello, classmates, please sit down. Before class, let's check out the seats. Shi Haochi, sit next to Bruce Lee."

Shi Haochi's academic performance was comparable to mine. In the last final exam, he was two points ahead of me, ranking third from the bottom in the class, and I was second. Needless to say, the child must have not given gifts, so he was strung to me. Because my position was very poor, there were mop and buckets next to him in the corner of the last row, which had a fishy smell.

Shi Haochi came over reluctantly. Originally, his deskmate was Jiang Yunsheng, who looked very pleasing to the eye and could still make fun of him. Now if he was a man, it would be strange if he was happy.

The class teacher continued, "Wei Zhu, go to Jiang Yunsheng. Everyone knows that Wei Zhu's grades are not very good. Sitting next to the class monitor and asking the class monitor to tutor. The classmates should help each other."

Wei Zhu is a veritable three-good student! He is the best in the class in three aspects!

Those three aspects?

First, he is known as the most fat man in the class. His belly is bigger than that of a pregnant woman. When he smiles, he is covered in fat and trembling.

Secondly, he is the first and richest in the class. It is said that his father came from the countryside and went to Shanxi to dig coal. As he digs, he becomes a coal boss, a typical atrocity household. I met his father at the last time when he held a parent-teacher meeting. He was full of gold teeth and had a very high taste.

In the end, he was the last in the class and his grades have been very stable since he entered the school!

But Jiang Yunsheng didn't want to sit with the fat man, so he stood up and said, "Teacher, since the tutoring classmates are not good at tutoring, I want to sit with Bruce Lee."

The whole class cast a look at me! It made me feel uncomfortable all over.

The head teacher said, "Sit down, the teacher will make arrangements freely." I don't know how many gifts Wei Zhu's father gave to the head teacher.

As for Jiang Yunsheng... I voted for her when I voted for the squad leader a few days ago.

As the saying goes, an arm cannot twist the thigh, Jiang Yunsheng's resistance seems so weak that he can only leave it alone in the end.

Shi Haochi sat next to me and said arrogantly: "With me, Shi Haochi, you will always be the second to last, and you will never be the third to last."

I cursed in my heart, turned my head to the other side, and continued to sleep...

………………………………………

At night, when I was concentrating on my homework, an ugly ghost suddenly appeared, which scared me! I patted my chest and said, "Brother, can you say hello before you appear next time?"

"Tell you the Taoist technique tonight."

"Really? You know Taoist arts? You are reversible and understand Feng Shui art and soul resurrection art. Did you be a Taoist priest during your lifetime?"

The ugly ghost shook his head, nodded again, and said, "There is a possibility. Although I can't remember who I am, these messy things are very impressive."

I looked serious: "This is a clue, maybe you can find out your identity."

"Yeah." The ugly ghost did not continue this topic, but explained the Taoist art: "In fact, what we call Taoist art is to activate the yang energy in the body to activate the talisman. Therefore, you must first learn the method of concentrating the mind and exercise your mental power. Then you will learn to recognize the meridians and understand the meridians in the body, and finally you can learn to control and guide the yang fire in the body. Now you will teach you the method of concentrating the mind first."

I was full of excitement and pricked up my ears and listened carefully.

The ugly ghost said: "The method of concentrating the mind is very simple. Lying flat on the bed, relaxing your whole body, and focusing your attention on the palms of your limbs."

I waited for a few seconds, but there was no text. I couldn't help but ask: "It's gone? That's that simple?"

"It just sounds simple. When you successfully concentrate, you can feel the palms and soles of your feet, but for beginners, it is not easy to do this. After you succeed, you will teach you how to identify the meridians in your body." After that, the ugly ghost passed through the wall and left.

I didn't believe in evil, so I lay on the bed and tried it. After just one minute of trial, I fell asleep...

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The next day, early morning.

After running for two kilometers, I came to the park to practice swordsmanship. My third brother's death had a great blow to me, so I longed for strength and didn't want to be lazy. No matter how high my martial arts are, I was afraid of kitchen knife and how good my light skills were, I could knock it down with one brick, which shows the importance of weapons.

My Tai Chi sword technique is not a version of the old man's self-cultivation, but can be used to fight! When I was dealing with evil ghosts a few days ago, I realized that this sword technique is powerful! So I have to practice harder and improve my strength!

I was dancing the sword with all my concentration, and now there was endless changes between my moves. After the dance, I suddenly heard applause coming from the side: "Okay!"

I was too focused just now and didn't know that there was someone nearby. I followed the sound and saw a young man standing beside him and applauding. This man was about twenty years old, 1.75 meters tall, with sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes, and bright eyes. I nodded slightly to him, said hello, and then continued to dance the sword. Unexpectedly, he not only did not leave, but leaned over and asked, "Brother, are you accepting disciples?"

“No charge.”

"Tell me, learn this swordsmanship and I can pick up girls."

This person was so annoyed that he actually disturbed me from practicing swords, so I said angrily: "This sword technique is not used to pick up girls. Besides, only the elderly can learn this thing, and it is useless to cultivate one's own character. Which girl would like this thing?"

"Brother, let's teach me a sword technique that can pick up girls!" He begged sincerely.

I was about to knock him away, but suddenly I thought of something, my eyes turned and said, "There is a kind of martial arts that may be suitable for picking up girls."

He looked surprised: "What is it?"

"Iron! Cramp! Trouble!" I said word by word! In the past, the fifth brother always wanted to find a successor, so why not let this guy go!

The young man muttered in a low voice: "Is the iron crotch skill? Is it powerful?"

"Of course, I stood there motionless some time ago, scaring away seven gangsters!"

He didn't even move his hand and scared away seven people. The young man seemed to notice the power of the iron crotch skill and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "I want to learn!"

Wocao? Is this a fool? Do you dare to learn the iron crotch skills? He is not afraid of practicing the lifeblood? I asked casually, but who would have thought he would agree! So I said, "Fifth brother is not here recently. You can leave the contact information. When he comes back, you will be able to pass on your Iron crotch skills!"

The young man was a little disappointed: "That's all."

I changed the subject and asked, "What's your name?"

The young man put his hand on his forehead, poses, and said deeply: "Hello, brother, my name is Yang Minhao."

"What's the name? Are you Korean?"

"No." The young man hurriedly explained: "Actually, my name is Yang Jiannan. I just think the name is not very nice, so I changed myself to another one."

"Bitch? This name is very good. Let's use this in the future." Although I said that, I was thinking in my heart, why is this guy's name the same as our class Shi Haochi and Wei Zhu? It was not given by my own father. Which one can give the child such an ugly name?

Yang Jiannan nodded: "By the way, brother, I think you've had a lot of artistic conception when dancing your sword just now. How many years have you practiced?"

"More than two months."

He stared at his eyes, his chin almost fell off: "I've been dancing so well in two months? Are you a genius?"

I continued to dance the sword and glanced at him: "Li Bai said that genius is 1% talent and 99% sweat."

Yang Jiannan sneered, looked at me contemptuously, and said, "How could there be the symbol of 'percent' in ancient times? Brother, you are really unlearning."

Actually, I was deliberately wrong. Think about it and test it to see if he was a fool. As a result, his next sentence confirmed my guess and made me feel urged to vomit blood! He only heard him say contemptuously: "That words were clearly said by Lu Xun! Have Zhou Shuren heard of it?"

I resisted the urge to vomit blood and shook my head: "I haven't heard it before."

Then I ignored him and continued to dance the sword. After dancing for a while, I felt that the time was almost over, so I did a sword-collection pose. Yang Jiannan sighed from the side: "The singing is indeed correct. Three points are destined to be the sky, and seven points are determined by the big bia. Only through hard work can one practice such a good sword technique."

"Does there be the word "bia?" Seeing that he was about to show off his knowledge again, I couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, biaji."

Speechless...

When we parted, he left his mobile phone number and asked me to contact him. He was very eager for the unique skill of "Iron Crotch Kung Fu".

After all, I promised the fifth brother that he would not let his iron crotch skills be lost, and this man just didn't have a good brain, so he could not inherit the fifth brother's unique skills!

So I nodded: "Don't worry, this skill is yours, and no one can take it away."
Chapter completed!
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