I nodded thoughtfully: "So that's it. No wonder you three majored in iron-headed skills, iron cloth shirt and iron crotch skills..."

"Well, so in this world, people who practice martial arts can be roughly divided into three categories."

I became interested and asked, "What three types?"

The fifth brother explained: "The first type is to only practice external skills, such as Sanda and boxing, all belong to external skills, and only have moves and limited power. The second type is to cultivate both inside and outside. For example, the third brother and the fourth brother are this type of people. Our internal skills are quite successful, but we still cannot enter the elegant hall. However, it is also a good skill to combine inside and outside. Killing the black bear with bare hands can easily do it! The third type is to have top martial arts and talent groups, and to cultivate both inside and outside. The achievements of this type of people are unlimited! For example, my eldest brother and second brother are this type of people."

I think about it, those two old men are simply amazing! If that palm hit me, they would definitely die on the spot! Moreover, they are brothers, and no matter how much they fight, they will not kill them. In other words, they did not use all their strength!

"Fifth Brother, see how talented I am!" I couldn't wait to know the answer.

The fifth brother glanced at me contemptuously and said, "You are the only one? The talent is not as good as when I was alive."

"What?" I was shocked: "Wouldn't that mean that I can't even practice the iron crotch skill?"

"That's not necessarily true. If you are diligent enough, you can still achieve something. Come on! Brother Wu will pass on your iron magic skills now! You must know that time doesn't wait for anyone! You don't have much time to waste!"

Although the fifth brother is enthusiastic and sincere, it makes people think of the madams dressed up in a gorgeous manner, standing at the door of the brothel, shouting, "Master, come in and have fun." Thinking of this, I whispered: "Get out!"

However...it was a coincidence! Just when I scolded the word "get out", there was a knock on the door outside! Immediately afterwards, the knock on the door turned into a knock on the door, and a female voice shouted outside: "Come out!"

Wocao? The sound seems to be from Du Yue. Oh no, if you cause trouble, it’s all your fault!

After opening the yard gate, it was Du Yue who was standing outside now! I asked a little embarrassedly: "Sister Du, is there anything wrong?"

"Hmph, I'll call you for dinner, why are you talking ill-heartedly?"

"Misunderstanding, Senior Sister Du, I wasn't scolding you just now."

Du Yue kicked the door open with a strong force, shocking me to take a few steps back! Du Yue looked around the yard for a week and said, "Didn't you scold me? Is there anyone else in this yard? Humph, I have long suspected that you were a spy sent by the Chen family, but there is no evidence yet, but I will find out sooner or later." After that, Du Yue turned around and left...

Spy? Why did I have another title in addition to the "apprentice of the Fifth Uncle of the Waste Fifth Master"? It must have caused a misunderstanding when I was with Chen Ying last time. She mistakenly thought that my relationship with the Chen family was not ordinary, and this time it was also a spy sent by the Chen family.

But I am really not familiar with the Chen family. I feel that I can’t wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River. The prospect is dark...

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Because Du Yue left angrily, I didn't know where the restaurant was, so I could only eat half of the bread left in my travel bag.

After eating, I chatted with my fifth brother for a while and then fell asleep tiredly.

I don’t know how long I slept, but suddenly I was woken up by a strange sound. The sound came from the yard, as if it was a gloomy cry. This made me frown, sit up from the bed, rub my eyes and ask, “What’s the sound?”

The fifth brother floated beside the bed and smiled, "There are three disciples outside pretending to be ghosts to scare you. Do you want to teach them some lessons?"

I asked with a cowardly face, "How can I teach you a lesson? I can't beat them."

"Idiot!" The fifth brother cursed with regret: "Don't you have Taoism? Burning some Yin Talismans to absorb Yin Qi can temporarily increase the Taoist practice and reach the realm of Yin Qi condensed into a solid body. When they see me, weren't they so scared that they were so scared that they urinated?"

"Good idea, but how many Yin Talismans are needed?"

The fifth brother casually said, "A hundred and eighty pictures."

This... I hesitated for a moment, finally agreed, then walked to the window quietly, looked out invisibly, and took out a stack of Yin Talisman from my backpack to ignite it! I brought so many, a total of 100 pieces, and the cost of this stack of Yin Talisman is as high as more than 2,000 yuan! However, I had already seen through the window that the three sneaky people in the yard were the guys who mocked the fifth brother during the day! In order to make the fifth brother exclaim, I didn't care about these losses!

The three guys were wearing black cloth on their heads and dressed up like ghosts. One of the short figures asked, "Senior Brother Wang, why is there no movement inside? Is he sleeping too hard? Huh? Why is there a green light in the room? There is no real ghost, right?"

I was squatting under the window and eavesdropping, thinking that Wang Fei was coming too, this guy is indeed a hypocrite!

The taller figure said, "Where are ghosts in this world? Junior Brother Chu, go scratch the door, Junior Brother Liu, go knock on the window, I will go up to the roof to make some noise, and I will try to scare him to wet the bed tonight."

The three of them had a clear division of labor. After laughing for a while, they came to their respective jobs, and while doing things, they learned to call out ghosts.

I still squatted under the window calmly, igniting the Yin Talisman one by one, and all the Yin Qi was absorbed by the fifth brother. When it reached the eighty-third photo, the fifth brother whispered: "Enough!"

At this moment, I saw the fifth brother scattering a strong yin energy, and he felt like he was as good as a hundred-year-old ghost! It was really a heifer who rang the doorbell and the cow b got home!

Junior Brother Liu was knocking on the window with a lewd face, and he was still imitating a ghost scream. Just as he was screaming, he suddenly felt his head beating! And it hurts! He hurriedly looked back, but there was no one behind him. Only Junior Brother Chu, who was scratching the door not far away, looked over and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Junior Brother Liu felt a little confused and turned around and continued to knock on the window, but before he could knock a few times, his head was hit hard again!

Junior Brother Liu turned around again and looked at him, and there was still nothing behind him! He looked at Junior Brother Chu angrily and clenched his fists secretly! He thought that it must be this guy who did it! He had been hit twice in a row. This time, Junior Brother Liu learned to be smart and stared at Junior Brother Chu from the corner of his eyes. He thought that if this guy dared to make a prank again, he would catch him! But after staring for a minute, Junior Brother Chu didn't move any abnormally. Junior Brother Liu felt a little tired of his eyes, so he closed his eyes and rubbed it. But at this moment, the back of his head was hit hard again!

The so-called clay man is still three points of anger! This time, Junior Brother Liu was completely angry! Without saying a word, he rushed over directly! He kicked Junior Brother Chu to the ground! He whispered: "What the hell are you doing?"

Junior Brother Chu was also angry: "You are so evil? Why are you kicking me?"

Wang Fei, who was meowing on the rooftop, saw that the situation was not good, quickly jumped down and asked in a low voice: "Why are you two having internal conflicts?"

"It's all him!" Junior Brother Liu said angrily: "When I knocked on the window just now, he slapped me in the head three times!"

"Fuck! I don't know what's going on, so I was kicked by you! Also, you can't even lie! Your martial arts are better than mine, how could I touch you quietly behind you?" Junior Brother Chu also said angrily.

Junior Brother Liu was stunned for a moment: "It makes sense, and you can't get there so fast! But if it weren't for you...who would it be? Wang, Senior Brother Wang, this yard is a bit weird, otherwise, let's go."

But just as the three of them were about to retreat, a storm suddenly blew up in the yard! A phantom appeared not far away, as if it was a ghost! Wang, Chu, and Liu were widening their eyes and holding their breath. Under their gaze, the figure gradually became fuller!

"Sneaky! Who?" Wang Fei asked, pulling out his hand from his waist.

"Teacher, senior brother, that seems...Uncle Fifth Master!" Junior Brother Liu sweated heavily and his voice trembled.

"The fifth uncle of the fifth master! A bold madman! How dare you pretend to be a ghost in Xiayun Mansion and let me, Wang Fei, teach you a lesson!" As he said that, he stepped on his feet and rushed over like an arrow from a string! He arrived in an instant with four meters away! At the same time, he punched the ghost's head!

And I was squatting under the window and peeking. When I saw this level, I couldn't help but secretly praised it! It would be worth it to see this live version of a horror movie!

As the saying goes, one is happy and the other is sad. I watched the "movie" leisurely, but the three people outside were almost scared! Because Wang Fei hit the fifth brother accurately with the strike just now! But unexpectedly, he passed the fifth brother's head with his hands and arms! The fifth brother turned his head stiffly and asked gloomyly: "Wang Fei~~ Can't even recognize the fifth uncle~~"

"Fifth, Uncle Fifth Master, have you been dead for many years?" Wang Fei's legs trembled, and he was about to pee.

The fifth brother continued to say gloomyly: "Yes~~ But I heard that a disciple gave me nicknames behind my back~~ The crotch of the big stones~~ I want to take away the disrespectful disciple~~~." As he said that, the fifth brother also turned into a bloody appearance of seven holes, which was very terrifying.

"Ghost!!" The three of them screamed at the same time and jumped out of the yard: "Help! Uncle Fifth Master has appeared!!"

Seeing the three of them running away with a piss, I pushed the door and walked out, laughing and said, "Fifth Brother, I guess they will never dare to say bad things about you again. But then again, you were too bad just now, and they almost scared them to pee."

"Haha." The fifth brother also laughed: "These bastards should scare them..."

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I thought the farce was over, and just as I was about to continue sleeping, I saw a lot of flashlights lit out outside, and then, I was rubbing! More than a dozen figures jumped over the wall and jumped in! I simply regarded this place as a brothel, and came and left as soon as I said it!

Among these dozen figures, two old men took the blame and pulled the shocked disciple and asked, "Wang Fei, didn't you say you saw the fifth brother appear? Where are the people?"

Wang Fei stammered: "I, I did see it just now..."

At this moment, I pushed open the door, yawned and said, "The two masters are so enthusiastic. I'm still here to visit me so late. It really makes me flattered."

The second brother Du Tianxin snorted coldly: "Boy, I heard that the fifth brother has appeared, do you know?"

I quickly pretended to be stupid and said, "Showing up? I don't know, I've been sleeping just now, have I missed something?"
Chapter completed!