First of all, the protagonist has an extremely resounding name: Mohanmode Wanyan Tom Barowsky. For the sake of simplicity, we call it Mowanba. This book tells the life of the great man's legend.

Volume 1 Cultivation Class

Mo Wanba went to the public toilet in the morning to defecate and met a god. Because the god didn't bring enough toilet paper, Mo Wanba lent a piece of used one to the god. The god was extremely moved and gave his microscopic world, along with all the jade pupils and magic weapons to Mo Wanba, and begged him to practice. Mo Wanba refused to obey, so the god imprisoned him in the public toilet with magic power and shouted: "Unless you have practiced to the point of being extremely powerful, you cannot break the ban! And no one in the universe can solve my ban!"

After saying that, the god jumped into the pit and committed suicide, firming the determination of Mo Wanba to cultivate the truth. Mo Wanba was shocked, but coincided with the realm of "nothingness". So Mo Wanba instantly practiced to the Mahayana stage. The aura emitted by a large amount of filthy objects in the toilet covered Mo Wanba's breath, and with the protection of the prohibition, Mo Wanba successfully survived the disaster and became an immortal. In a curiosity, Mo Wanba successfully cultivated gods, ghosts, spirits, and animals based on Yu Tongjian's knowledge, and was successful and rushed out of the toilet!

At this time, Mo Wanba had surpassed the existence of gods, causing uneasiness in all walks of life. The three-flavor true fire, 7-flavor true fire, glazed fire, etc. all fell from the sky and were destroyed by Mo Wanba's thick phlegm. Gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters, monsters, beasts attacked Mo Wanba, but were collectively subdued by Mo Wanba. Regardless of race, gender, gender, age, and young, they were all taken into a side room. The description of the gun battle was added appropriately. Finally, the gun battle against tens of millions ended, and Mo Wanba descended to the earth with an incredible posture of a strong man.

Volume 2 Fantasy

Out of tiredness of tens of millions of side-held houses competing for favor, Mo Wanba sealed his power and climbed high-voltage telephone poles alone, trying to leave this world. (He knew that he could not die, because from the ghost world to the ghost world, all of them were his concubines.) As he wished, he was electrocuted to another world. (In fact, it was not far away, which was equivalent to the Western mythological world.)

Unfortunately, Mo Wanba's brain development was only 100%, with an IQ of more than 10,000, which could only be barely equivalent to the intelligence of an idiot here. So Mo Wanba was easily impressed by a mouse in another world and studied with the mouse for 3 years. In the end, the mouse was bored, and Mo Wanba said respectfully: "Great existence, your wisdom is so great. I understand that this is not the place where my humble creature comes. Goodbye, wise."

Mo Wanba climbed the high-voltage telephone pole again, thinking: "I must go to a place that is stupider than me." Fortunately, he succeeded.

According to the convention, I must first go to school. Mo Wanba exchanged a coin he brought from the earth for several gold mountains, and then went to the best magic and martial arts dual cultivation school. The school principal said: "I*, you are the most talented student I have ever met. As the greatest court magician in this kingdom, I am willing to be communicating with the Mo Wanba brothers. By the way, I have a granddaughter, who is waiting for you in vain."

After Mo Wanba accepted it, he stood on the school playground and exuded his kingly aura. So groups of male students ran over and shouted in unison: "Boss, I have made an appointment to be your little brother in my mother's belly!" Mo Wanba used his flies with satisfaction, but his eyes were like a goshawk to splash the surrounding ground, so tens of millions of school beauties (the school beauties have become more than cabbage recently), female teachers, female knights, female monsters, female pet sweeping the floor, etc. were shocked, and they all fell under Mo Wanba's shorts.

Of course, there are still enemies. A bad student challenged Mo Wanba. Mo Wanba first pretended to be b, was beaten, and then all the memories were awakened, and they were mad and beaten. The bad student's family came to take revenge and was killed by Mo Wanba collectively. And exposed the bad student's family's plot to rebel. The king was overjoyed and conferred Mo Wanba as the Paladin and the Prince's Taibao, wearing a yellow jacket and a cuckold. He also marries several cheap princesses of various races.

In return, Mo Wanba used the skills of making machines, using materials ripped from garbage dumps in various places, combining welding and glue, to create a pirated disc, the highest representative of the achievements of the machine making industry (i.e., the small handicraft workshop industry), and left it to future generations.

Volume 3 Urban Category

Mo Wanba used a storage ring to store all his wife and concubines, and finally returned to earth and lived a peaceful life. In order to make a living (there are too many wives to be raised), Mo Wanba went to save an inconspicuous old man (actually the old man was a huge rich man). The old man was moved and handed over his daughter, granddaughter and property to Mo Wanba. Mo Wanba opened a bag company, speculating in stocks, real estate, and futures, and did not produce any materials. So the funds exceeded the second cover. During this period, the strong women and female secretary conquered a large number of strong women and made personal enemies with the children of high-ranking officials to fight for the horses, so he made magic to master the evidence of corruption by high-ranking officials, and reported it to him and was elected as one of the top 10 outstanding anti-corruption youths.

Mo Wanba decided to take the black shop route through the horse fight incident, so he opened a security company, specially recruiting retired special forces from various countries to serve as thugs, so as to monitor his tens of millions of wives. In order to make his younger brother stronger, he ordered everyone to practice truth and practice magic and martial arts, so he had hundreds of thousands of absolutely loyal devil Terminators. After several bloody battles and wits and ruthlessness, Mo Wanba's gang finally fully grasped the three streets at the door. Upon hearing the news, the security department contacted Mo Wanba and hoped that Mo Wanba would not cause trouble, otherwise he would be in jail. Mo Wanba was depressed and met an alien by chance. The alien knelt down and kowtowed, "Master, I brought the fleet, the alien princess, the alien queen, and please let us be your slaves!"

Volume 4 Online Games

Mo Wanba was unemployed at home and was worried because she was unable to support her wife and younger brother. She suddenly remembered a trick: play online games! Just play in the game and make money and exchange it for RMB! So Mo Wanba put on a VR helmet and lay in the nutrition trough. As soon as she entered the game, the system said: "Wow, you are the 5 billion player, so you have more points than others, your skills are not available, and your profession is the only one." Mo Wanba said: "What profession am I?" System: "Game Balance Destroyer".

After Mo Wanba entered the game, he looked at the sky, understood the divine eye skills, went to the ground, understood the crazy running skills, sneezed and understood the lion roar, etc. Then Mo Wanba beat a monster and scolded: "Which bastard has invented 100% realism? I got 3 blows, it hurts!" Mo Wanba used his skills to upgrade quickly, and then took over my younger brother, made friends with NPCs, started a gang, opened a shop, became a city lord, and became an emperor, and fought with a buckle girl. It was a great time to have fun.

Because I sleep and surf the Internet, wake up and eat, I have a moderate personality split. After I go offline one day, I will make the accounts. The x-crystal coins saved in the game are worth renminbi, so I can buy a whole country in the United States, so I will exchange them. The game company sent thousands of security guards to escort them, the safe was opened, and a steamed bun. Mo Wanba argued with him, and the exchanger said: "Our game is so awesome. People all over the world are making a fortune, so no one farms. This steamed bun is still the inventory of last year. Why would I get you a few million sets of top-quality steamed buns in the game?"

Volume 5 Military Overhead

Mo Wanba decided to escape from famine. Now there is extremely scarce food. Only by returning to ancient times can you have hope. Mo Wanba once again sealed his power and went to climb high-voltage telephone poles alone. As he wished, he was electrocuted to the past in the Three Kingdoms era.

"Damn! Failed again!" Mo Wanba went there for the first time, and was arrogant and alone. When he was inciting, he was caught and killed by the guards. (Death could only bring him back to the present). The second time, he brought a full set of special combat equipment and defeated several township warriors and was killed by bows and arrows. The third time, he led a squad and was run over by Wang Kuang's cavalry team. The fourth time, an army (composed of younger brothers) failed at the hands of the Yellow Turban Guan Hai due to lack of logistics supplies. The fifth time, he brought a city with a population of 5 million, but the whole city rebelled under the temptation of an unfamous strategist of the enemy.

"I will take all of China back this time? No, other countries will take the opportunity to occupy territory. I have it!"

Mo Wanba showed his might and brought the whole world back to the past.

"Oh, is this different? It's just that in 2050, the whole world's hungry game will become the whole world's hungry game in 1900! Forget it, come again!"

This time when I returned to Germany during World War II, Mo Wanba flew directly to Sittler and said, "Actually, you are my lost son and give me a meat pie. I haven't eaten for a long time." Sittler said, "Okay, baba."

One hour later, Germany withdrew from the *** Alliance, and the new head of state Mo Wanba announced: "The country of wife care has been officially established! Now declare war on all countries outside China on the earth!" Ru Lin raised her arm: "Hi! Mohan Mo De Wanyan Tom Barowsky!"

The world war officially began. The two sides fought decisively in the RB Palace, investing a total of 1 billion troops, and completely ignored the logistics supply. Mo Wanba waved his left hand, and the 10 divisions of troops rushed in immediately and started fighting with 50 million enemy troops stationed there. Seeing that he could not capture it, Mo Wanba had only thought in his mind. 10,000 Stukas immediately began to dive bomb, and then the tiger-style rat-type and 88mm cannon opened the way, and the Skeleton Division pulled the SS to start charging. "Report the battle situation!" "Head of State! We were victorious yesterday, and readers were tired of it, so our strategy today is victory and failure! We won again on the last day!"

"First of the Year, I am Air Marshal Gorene! My Air Force and the Air Force all over the world are all over, thanks to the Head of the Year's nuclear egg!"

"First of the People's Republic of China, I am Guderian! Our armored troops suffered 2 million casualties, but they successfully blitzed a corridor! 10 million enemies were surrounded by us in the toilet, and they were preparing to retreat from the sewer!"

"The Supreme Command ordered: throw 100 100 billion-ton nuclear bombs into the toilet!"

After one hour of bloody battle, Mowanba's troops were completely lost, and the enemy's 900 million troops were only 100 million, and all the technical weapons were all sold out. Now the enemy only has the army, and only heavy cavalry and light infantry are left.

Mo Wanba rushed towards the enemy's 100 million troops alone, shouting: "Explode, the little universe! No! I punish you on behalf of the mooncake! No! Oh, it's this - for my 100 million men and women to have enough food, let's see if I kill you in seconds!"

Mo Wanba raised his skills to the highest level, and his internal force quickly circulated the Ren meridian and ran around (I just didn't go through the Du meridian). His divine power, immortal power, ghost power, animal power, and animal power reached the highest level. He said "Guardian Angel" on the corner of his mouth, "Hurry as Green Order" on the corner of his mouth, and hummed "Allah the greatest", while he put a flying sword in his left hand, holding an m60 machine gun in his right hand, holding a car bomb in his waist, and pedaling a beacon wheel, rushing towards the enemy.

I won’t write the finale for now, but I just publish a physical book. The third type may be a eunuch. Anyway, the ending is not visible on the Internet.

The first theorem of online novels: describe yourself, be awesome; describe others, be stupid!
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