Chapter 15 The Lying Cat
Yatimus felt that his IQ was insulted. He had been preparing to honestly explain the truth several times from just now, but seeing that Fang Wei was so unreliable, he decided not to take this risk.
He now regrets that he has come to the imperial capital alone. With the current situation, not only can he not save Lao Zhang, but his fate is still uncertain. If the sperm patient in front of him handed over to the police, he and Lao Zhang would probably have to finish playing together.
Yatimis looked at the window blankly, and his thoughts were running away. Suddenly, he felt a chill under his crotch. When his gaze was retracted, he found that the idiot on the opposite side was squatting in front of him, holding a cotton swab in his hand dipping in a bottle of medical alcohol, and then a chill under his crotch.
Atimis shouted in horror: "What are you doing? Bastard!"
Fang Wei raised his head and said like an idiot: "I'll say nothing, but I'd better castrate myself first. Don't worry, I will completely follow the video tutorial. There will be no big risk. Use medical alcohol to sterilize you first to avoid postoperative infection."
Atimis roared, “Can’t you be castrated?”
"Why can't you be castrated? After castration, you will be a cat with a wind under your crotch. You can go wherever you want. Female cats don't have to worry about being violated by you anymore. They will treat you as a good sister, which will help you hide your identity and complete tasks."
"But what's the point of being a cat like that?"
Fang Wei patted Yatimis' head and said, "Brother, career is the most important thing! Only by putting aside those children's love affairs can you stand on the top of the cats."
Atimis said with a bitter face: "Can you not castrate?"
"Okay, as long as you honestly explain your purpose for coming to my house, I promise not to hurt you."
Yatimus thought for a few seconds and said, "Okay, then you put me down first, my hands and feet will be numb."
"Nonono, I think you made a mistake. It was you who showed enough sincerity before I let you go."
Yatimus gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, my name is Yatimus. My master is an art collector. My main job is to assist him in finding collections with collection value."
Fang Wei grinned and said, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, it turns out that I guessed it. I will also introduce myself. My name is Fang Wei, and I am a freshman at the Imperial College of Technology.
Art collector? It sounds very intimidating, what are you doing?"
Artimis said proudly: "The main job of art collectors is to find, collect all kinds of collections of value, and then find the right buyer to properly collect these collections at the right time and in the right place."
Fang Wei immediately thought of his ring, antiques, unknown origin, and good luck. It is definitely a must-have collection for the rich. No wonder someone asked him about it. Someone sent a cat to steal the ring, but he didn't know if the cat and the two men in black were in the same group.
Fang Wei pretended not to have a ring and looked at Artimis with contempt and said, "Tsk, the first time I heard a cat say that reselling cultural relics is so fresh and refined."
Yatimus was furious and said, "Lao Zhang is an art collector, not a cultural relics dealer! Who resells cultural relics? You resells cultural relics? Your whole family resells cultural relics!"
"Don't bet, speak well, dare to insult me again, believe it or not, I will let you be a eunuch cat immediately!"
When wisdom cannot defeat the other party, one can only conquer the other party with force. Obviously, Atimis does not have the determination to die and quickly surrenders to Fang Wei's force.
Yatimus had two more bags on his head and said sincerely: "Okay, I was wrong. I was so excited just now, please forgive me. Art collectors better protect cultural relics in private ways. They are not for appreciation and profitability. This is a world of difference from cultural relics dealers in their ideological realm and motivation!"
Fang Wei touched his chin and said, "I remember many years ago, the Chinese people launched an initiative to urge foreign museums to return the Opium War to rob and steal cultural relics from China during the defeat of the RB.
There is a shameless descendant of a robber who claims to be an art collector and has said something similar to you. It seems to be a British man, and his ancestors have joined the Eight-Nation Alliance."
Arthimis tried to squeeze out a smile and said, "Although I am a British shorthair cat, I am born and raised in China. I have nothing to do with that British robber and have never been to the UK.
Listen to my pure Tianjin accent, it is no worse than the professional actors of a certain cloud club, right?"
“As a lurking agent, mastering the local language is a must-have skill, which is not enough to prove your innocence.”
"Then how do you say I can prove my innocence?"
"Tell me first how many people you have come to, where are your accomplices?"
Fang Wei was worried that the two capable and well-behaved men in black and Atimis were in the same group, and it would be very difficult to deal with if they came to support him.
Yatimus said dejectedly: "I don't have any accomplices. Lao Zhang can't afford to support so many subordinates. At the critical moment, he can only rely on me."
"real?"
"Of course it's true!"
Fang Wei stared into Yatamis' eyes and said, "There are two men in black all around inquiries about the situation these two days, are they sure they are not your accomplices?"
Yatimis's eyes were full of horror: "It's over, it's over, those people are coming! When did they come? Why are they so fast? Where is Lao Zhang? Will he die?
Oh, that's not right! Fang Wei, are you sure the other party is a man in black?"
"Yes, black windbreaker, black pants, black sunglasses, and white shirt."
Yatimus was obviously relieved and said, "Fortunately, it's not that they were chasing him. It seems that Lao Zhang is still saved."
Fang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "What did you say? I can't understand why. Do those men in black have nothing to do with you?"
"It's okay."
"Then who are you afraid of?"
"A person who looks very strict with a gray or blue Zhongshan suit, black leather shoes, squat, no tattoos, always with a poker face."
"Who are those?"
"A group of terrible people, if you see them, you must run away immediately, otherwise you will die miserably, and maybe you will be worse than death."
Fang Wei's face looked a little ugly. So there were three groups of people looking for this ring. It seemed that no matter where they were, was it so important?
Fang Wei is rich now, and I don’t know if he will let him go if he returns the ring, or kill him to silence him? It’s so hard to choose.
Fang Wei took a deep breath, reached his left hand in front of Atimis and asked, "Are you here for this?"
Yatimus's eyes widened and he struggled desperately and said, "Yes, return it to me quickly. It is a disaster when you wear this thing. It can make you into a catastrophe at any time!"
"Then you have to tell me its origin and use!" Fang Wei took back his left hand, clenched his fists and asked, "And you have to prove that this thing belongs to you, otherwise I can't explain another group of people coming to me. There are too many scammers these days, and I don't believe what you say."
Yatimus thought for a long time before saying, "It involves too much secret. If you know the truth, it will be dangerous. I beg you not to ask about its origin and function again. I swear it is for your own good!"
Fang Wei was actually very hesitant, and he wanted to find a safe way to return the ring without any troubles: "I just want to know if it can increase the user's luck value?"
Yatimus said with a confused look on his face: "It can only bring pain and misfortune to mankind, how can it bring luck?"
Fang Wei suddenly realized that what the two of them might not be the same thing, and hurriedly said, "Don't be mysterious, just say which thing is it? If it doesn't matter, I think I can give it to you."
Yatimus was even more confused: "Don't you know? It's your watch!"
"Watch?!" Fang Wei thought he had heard it wrong. It turned out that the purpose of the Blue Cat was not the ring, which made him worry for a long time.
Fang Wei was in a state of great peace and immediately took off his watch and checked it repeatedly. After watching it for a long time, he couldn't see how different it was from other watches.
Yatimus glanced at Fang Wei with contempt and said, "You can't see any difference. Before starting, any test instrument would treat it as an ordinary watch.
If you are willing to return this watch to me, I can compensate you with money. Is 10,000 yuan enough?"
Fang Wei glanced at Yatimis and said, "I said one million at the beginning, but now it has become ten thousand? Are you ready to make a fortune from nothing at the beginning?"
Yatimis wished he could slap dozens of mouths, but why did he accidentally show his trump card just now? There is no room for maneuver now.
"I am a cat, how could I have that much money? I just said one million, my private money was just enough for 10,000 yuan. Are you still not satisfied if I give it to you?"
Fang Wei picked up the single-sided blade and lighter from the ground, and pressed the lighter with a "click" and began to burn the single-sided blade.
"What are you going to do?" Yatimis' pupils contracted, and he had a very bad premonition.
"Of course I'm going to continue the surgery! I'll disinfect the scalpel first."
"Brother, you have something to discuss, don't be excited! If you think 10,000 is a little less, I will take out all my private money and make up for you 20,000 yuan. What do you think?"
Fang Wei waved the blade a few times in the air, picked up a cotton swab and tried the blade. Sure enough, it was extremely sharp and the toothpick was peeled like mud.
"Xiao Ya, that watch is a birthday gift from my girlfriend. The original price is more than 10,000 yuan. It is filled with her deep affection for me. Do you think I can sell it casually? If the price is 100 times higher, I might consider it."
"Fang Wei, you are too greedy! That watch was bought at a special price of 999 yuan in the mall, so how can it be more than 10,000 yuan? OK, it will be worth 100,000 yuan if I pay it for 100,000 yuan?"
Fang Wei suddenly changed into murderous aura and asked, "How do you know the price of the watch? Have you followed my girlfriend? You can't let you go now!"
Athimis knew he was wrong and hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I have never seen your girlfriend. I saw shopping receipts from the mall when I searched your room just now, so I knew the price."
Fang Wei's face became even more gloomy and said, "Tell me honestly, how many days have you been following me? What's the secret of this watch? Don't lie to me, my patience is limited."
Arthimis said dejectedly: "I want to follow you, but you are uncertain for a day. I can only wait at home. Please cede this watch to me. I need it to save people."
"You have to tell me the secret of this watch, or don't try to take it away."
Yatimus said: "I really do it for your own good and can't tell you the truth!"
Fang Wei bent down and said, "Forget it, I don't have time to circle around you, so I'll be castrated first."
Yatimis felt a chill and ache under his crotch, and instantly frightened to death, his eyes were dull, and he murmured: "It's over castration, it's over castration, it's over castration, it's over castration, it's over castration,..."
Chapter completed!