Pan Jinlian suddenly realized and said to the twisting caterpillar: "I know, you must have crawled into my shoes beforehand while I was dozing off, and then took a comfortable ride-sharing ride here and took a free sauna."

Pan Jinlian threw the caterpillar to the ground, then picked up the fish soup bowl and said with a bitter face: "It's over, the "afternoon tea" that I couldn't bear to eat at noon has become eight-treasure porridge."

Pan Jinlian put the bowl back on the table, and jumped to the pile of firewood and grass in the stove with barefoot, reached out and touched the pile of firewood and grass for a few times. She quickly took out a broken shoe, put it on barefoot and returned to the door.

Pan Jinlian turned around and glanced at the fish soup bowl and said to herself: "It's a clean thing to see, so I can only give you the discount to Wu Dalang. Anyway, Wu Dalang has a strong immune function, so at most, you can pull your stomach a few times, and a few slices of Huangliansu can be OK."

After saying that, Pan Jinlian turned to the door and said, "Sorry, Dalang, this bowl of 'Perfect and Tonic Soup' that has been seriously polluted is definitely not my original creation. It is said that the operators in the underground black workshops do not eat the 'good food' processed by our company. Just think I am a member of the operation skills!"

Thinking of the fish soup that you have nothing to eat, can only be used as "delicious food" for Wu Dalang. This family is poor, Pan Jinlian couldn't help but walk to the yard with sadness, put on a cool robe, and looked at the end of the distant green mountains and green spaces, murmured: "Why, why is my fate so sad; why is my taste so rubbish? Why does a bowl of delicious fish soup that I can't eat during the New Year? I have to leave it to Wu Dalang: Why does a beautiful girl with a face like an apple, a grape, a banana-like figure marry a brother with a face like an eggplant, a sweet potato, and a bucket of water? Why can't she read with her eyes, sing with her mouth, and a twisting waist and dancing with her waist, and can't she be with a rich man, or a leader like a village chief?"

Pan Jinlian wiped out a ragged handkerchief from her sleeve, wiped her eyes dry, and continued to look into the distance: "Whenever I think of the past that I can't bear to look back on and the future that I dare not look forward to, I will involuntarily take out my original poem and recite it with sadness.

Pan Jinlian took out a piece of paper from her sleeve and spread it, facing the vast wilderness, as if standing on the CCTV stage and facing the audience across the country, and said in a crisp voice: "Modern poem "Once Upon a Time", the reader, Pan Jinlian."

Then, Pan Jinlian read aloud with emotion:

I used to

I have stood there countless times...

Standing in the yard where the cat jumps

Looking into the distance with expectation

How much I hope...

Hope for the end of the green and yellow fields

A handsome, cool and rich second generation emerges

Pan Jinlian simply put down the paper and looked into the distance and recited:

I used to

I have seen countless times in the vast wilderness...

Appears countless times in fantasy

The rich and slutty guy appeared, the cool and dizzy guy appeared

They are taking agile and chic steps

Walking towards me, swaying

I used to

Once in a dream

With a big belly, thick neck, fat brain

Hands in hand, waist against waist

Entering the grand high-end hypermarket

That is a time when spring is in full bloom

Still wearing air conditioning, even a pair of insoles

You have to buy a hundred high-end places that cost only a few cakes

However

Just as I was so excited that I put my snow-white arms

When reaching out to a brand-name women's clothing

A voice interrupted my dream...

Appearing in front of you

It was the scorched cake that Wu Dalang grabbed in Hei Buliuqiu's hand

And that duck-like voice

After saying that, Pan Jinlian imitated Wu Dalang's appearance, posing in an extremely exaggerated and ugly manner, and said in an extremely unpleasant and strange accent: "A Lian, the sesame cake is cooked!"

The scenery is beautiful and the cauliflower is like the sea of ​​cauliflowers. Wu Dalang carried two empty baskets with a smile on his way home.

A tree bar extending horizontally from the tree pole next to the road blocked Wu Dalang's path forward. Wu Dalang let out a "hum" disapprovingly, grabbed the rope of the basket on both sides with his hands and gently lifted it, leaned back with his upper body, and then rotated like a top, spinning across the tree bar.

After walking out for a while, another trench appeared in front of Wu Dalang.

The trench is very wide - for Wu Dalang. Not only that, there is also a gurgling stream flowing at the bottom of the trench. What's more serious is that there is a red-headed and black-body poisonous snake in the grass at the bottom of the trench. The poisonous snake stretched out its triangular head and spitted out a long snake letter. Two small green eyes stared at Wu Dalang fiercely, and the expression seemed to be saying: If you want to fall, let you taste my yellow venom.

Wu Dalang's famous short-legged body, compared with the trench, wants to go to the opposite side, it is like a slap dunk like Yao Ming - dreaming of spring in broad daylight.

Unexpectedly, Wu Dalang looked at the vicious snake at the bottom of the ditch with contempt, then stretched out his hands to lift the two baskets on the two sides from the two ends of the shoulder pole and lifted them into his hands. As Wu Dalang shrugged his shoulder pole, the shoulder pole on his shoulder drew out of the arc and flew on the two ends of the trench. Wu Dalang carried the two baskets, as if walking on a tightrope, and easily hummed a small tune from the shoulder pole to the other side.

The poisonous snake wrapped in the bottom of the ditch looked at Wu Dalang, and his red little eyes were filled with disappointment.

Wu Dalang waved his hand to the poisonous snake proudly, and then hummed the out-of-tune "Walking on the Countryside Road" which changed the lyrics, and walked forward without looking back: "Walking on the countryside road, the cakes and baskets are my companions..."

In the house, he approached him by hiding from a beautiful woman's home. Wu Dalang could already see the small village and his own broken courtyard.

Wu Dalang put down the burden, wiped his sweat with his sleeve, then pointed to the empty basket and headed towards his broken courtyard house, and said excitedly: "Dear A Lian, look at these two empty baskets, you should know what happened. Today, Dalang's husband wants to give you a surprise that is often gray and unexpected, and extremely large."

Wu Dalang was "excited" and picked up the basket again, humming another song "Dare to Ask Where Is the Road" with the wrong lyrics, and shaking his head and walking towards home: "You are holding a burden, I am carrying a horse, welcome... welcome... welcome..."

Wu Dalang suddenly forgot the lyrics. After singing several "Welcoming" in a row, he had to sing the music score that was out of tune: "Welcoming... Misuo comes, sending away... Shifumi..." - The tune is right and wrong, the first should be "Raisuofami" and the next should be "Raisuofami".

The broken yard of Wu Dalang's family appeared in front of him, and Wu Dalang ran in excitedly.

Unexpectedly, when Wu Dalang ran into the hospital, the bottom of a basket was carried by stones on the ground. Wu Dalang suddenly lost his balance and fought a charge, and immediately turned into a lying jumping style like a frog.
Chapter completed!