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Chapter 014: The broken shoe hits the weasel's nose

Pan Jinlian interrupted, "My ventilation duct was temporarily closed at that time, which was a road renovation. All vehicles temporarily moved from their mouths to pass through. Don't you know that I have a cold and a congested nose these days?"

Wu Dalang suddenly realized: "Oh, I'm so stupid! Why didn't I move my hand down a millimeter and detect your mouth!"

"That's it! You stupid guy!" After saying that, Pan Jinlian happily weighed the ingot in her hand towards Wu Dalang, and said, "I was stimulated by strong material things just now and opened an hourly room on the spot! Haha..."

Wu Dalang said fearfully: "A Lian, it's not important for you to open an hourly room, but I'm scared to death. I've prepared a pulley box with my backpack to catch up with you."

Pan Jinlian fiddled with Yuanbao with both hands and continued to say happily: "What are you chasing? Old Man Yan wants me to come back to get the tickets. Can I disobey the distribution and obey the command? I will wipe my tears soon."

Wu Dalang said "um" and obediently wiped tears from his face with his sleeve.

Pan Jinlian then ordered Wu Dalang to say, "Hahaha, laugh three times."

Wu Dalang said "um" again, then smiled at Pan Jinlian: "Haha, hehe, hehehe..."

"Okay, it's been more than three times." Pan Jinlian said, and did not look at the copper coins in the cloth bag on the table, and then the ingots in her hand. Her face was as happy as a wave, and she said: "I'm so happy today. I've married you for so many years and I'll see so much money!"

Wu Dalang also smiled very happily and said, "I'm so happy too. I've married you for so many years, and I'll see you smiling like this... so... A Lian, how should I describe it later?"

Pan Jinlian replied with a smile: "Bright!"

Wu Dalang said: "Oh yes, my smile is so bright!"

Pan Jinlian stared at Wu Dalang and said, "What does it look brilliant?"

Wu Dalang thought, "It seems brilliantly...it seems...A Lian, I have forgotten the idiom you taught, and I don't know what to describe it."

Pan Jinlian said: "Take the goods along the way, I will teach you another sentence, it seems brilliant... Please stare at my glutinous rice dumpling face with wide chain fish."

Pan Jinlian said, stuffing the ingot into her sleeve, then holding her chin with her hands, raising her eyes and yelling, setting a look that she thought was brilliant, and saying artificially: "It's brilliant like a blooming peony."

Wu Dalang quickly echoed: "A Lian's description is so... so what's so that! I... I'll describe it too."

As he said that, Wu Dalang also held his chin in his hand and said, "It's as brilliant as the rapeseed flowers in the cornfield."

Pan Jinlian burst out laughing and said to Wu Dalang: "Look at your ugly and stupid look. Your stupid balls' mouth will only produce stupid balls that match your identity. How can rape flowers bloom in the cornfield? At most, popcorn will only bloom in the cornfield."

"That's it!" Wu Dalang gestured and echoed: "You have to find professionals to work on popcorn before it can be produced."

Then, Pan Jinlian exaggeratedly imitated Wu Dalang's ugly face and said, "What qualifications do you have to do such high-end, elegant, advanced and difficult 'four high' movements?"

"Yes, this is more 'one-high' move than the 'three highs' people. I really don't have the qualifications to do it." Wu Dalang admitted his mistake with an awkward look: "I... I lost my identity when I was excited. Only my beautiful aunt A Lian is qualified to do this kind of "four highs" move."

Pan Jinlian smiled happily and said, "That's it! My image is so beautiful and generous, and your image is so slutty."

Wu Dalang flattered and said, "That's it! A Lian, can we continue to describe it?"

Pan Jinlian took out the ingot and covered her chest: "Okay, then I'll be happy and full of joy."

Wu Dalang also covered his hand on his chest and said, "I...I'm happy... happy and satisfied."

Pan Jinlian: "I'm happy that the earth's tide is turbulent."

Wu Dalang: "I'm happy... happy... I'm happy... and my heart is like a tide."

Pan Jinlian couldn't help but feel happy: "I'm happy to dance just a vigorous dance."

When Wu Dalang heard that Pan Jinlian was going to dance, he immediately felt as if he had taken stimulants and said with strength: "I... I'm happy to... want to watch A Lian dance."

"You have to enter the verification code to verify it at the end." Pan Jinlian thought to herself, and asked Wu Dalang with a raised voice: "Is it really my family's money?"

Wu Dalang nodded hesitantly: "This... um..."

Before Wu Dalang could finish his "um", Pan Jinlian shouted "Wow" suddenly, then kissed the ingot suddenly, and then waved her arm: "The band is ready!"

Wu Dalang ran to the stove excitedly and moved the rolling pin, chopsticks, copper washbasin, copper spoon and several broken bowls and plates to the broken table. After placing these items one by one, Wu Dalang raised a rolling pin and a chopstick with his hands, hung it against the bowl, dish, basin, spoon, etc., and arranged the percussionist's posture to prepare for the performance.

Pan Jinlian pulled the hem of the skirt that touched the feet to the navel, tied the skirt, then swung her head in dissolutely, kicked her two feet, pulled the broken shoes on her two feet, and then flew out of her feet...

One of the broken shoes hit the beam of the house with a "puff", and then fell into the iron pot on the stove with a "bang" soaked in the iron pot to wash dishes; the other broken shoes flew into the small window hole on the mud wall, and just hit a weasel who was about to get in, and see if there were any chickens in the house that could be dragged back to the nest for a meal. The weasel was so scared that he thought there was a martial arts master hidden in his house, and never dared to "scene here" again.

Wu Dalang had been so excited that his heart was shaken by Pan Jinlian. The two fat-headed fish eyes stared at Pan Jinlian with their eyes fixed on him. The duck's voice turned into a chicken crow in the middle of the night: "Wow! A Lian is so avant-garde!"

Pan Jinlian glanced at Wu Dalang in a coquettish way, then pointed his head at Wu Dalang like a band conductor, signaling Wu Dalang to start. Wu Dalang was about to fall the rolling pin and chopsticks in his hand skillfully and rhythmically towards the spoon, washbasin, broken bowls, broken tables and broken tables. The strong percussion sounded in the mud house.

As the percussion sounded, Pan Jinlian stretched out her hand holding the ingot and shook her head (hair) again. Her belly and hips twisted greatly with the strong hit rhythm and twisted it into a passionate and unrestrained dance like a modern belly dance.

Pan Jinlian sang the lyrics of "Free" which changed the lyrics: "Traveling towards money, never looking back, bravely walking towards money, chasing wealthy and rich people. See through everything, don't dance enough, see through, chase wealthy and rich people..."
Chapter completed!
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