Chapter 102 Three people must be stupid
As if seeing Jiang Yijun finally showing a look of fear, Wu Zetian was a little proud: "Xiaojun, as long as I spread some nursery rhymes about you, such as if you take advantage of me, then Xinglian's lightning will slash over. Oh, by the way," Wu Zetian suddenly remembered something and stretched out a finger, "There is Xuexue!"
When Jiang Yijun heard Wu Zetian's threat, he calmed down and laughed: "Mei Niang, do you think Xing Lian, Lin Xue and the others are like Lu Bu? Do they believe it if you spread rumors there?"
"Don't you know that three of you become tigers?" Wu Zetian pursued him relentlessly and did not give Jiang Yijun a chance to resolve the situation. "And, even if hundreds of people were talking about it, Xing Lian and Xuexue didn't care, it wouldn't matter. If the entire King of Kings 6 knows it, even if they still believe in you, Xiaojun, you will inevitably be greeted by them!"
"The whole King of Great 6..." Jiang Yijun swallowed his saliva, a little dumbfounded, "How is this possible?"
"Don't forget that I, Wu Zetian, are the person in charge of Tang District." Wu Zetian held her proud breasts up, "And, I can also ask Liu Bang for help in this matter!"
"You two are obviously mortal enemies, why..." Jiang Yijun stopped talking because he thought of Liu Bang's character of not being afraid of making things big - a sesame thing that could be turned into a meteorite hitting the earth. Maybe he really gave up his previous grudges with Wu Zetian in order to watch the scene and shared the same "hate" enemy!
"Okay, Wu Zetian is you ruthless!" Jiang Yijun became weak.
"Thank you for your praise!" Wu Zetian giggled, then patted Lu Bu on the shoulder, "Lu Bu, Xiaojun will definitely help us well now, so don't sigh!"
"Now, I'll learn about Diao Chan's situation first, and see why she doesn't like Lu Bu and what kind of boys she likes." Jiang Yijun was about to start to understand Diao Chan. If possible, it would be better to delay Diao Chan's time to reply to Zhao Yun. Because during the date between Zhao Yun and Diao Chan just now, Diao Chan is likely to reply to Zhao Yun tonight. Once things turn out like that, then don't worry about Wu Zetian, you are a nursery rhyme, a song or a rumor, and spread rumors, your brother Zilong will leave you. And by that time, I will not continue to make trouble with you. Although I, Jiang Yijun, have a strong desire to survive, there will still be principles that should be taken.
"That's true, the bell must be tied." Wu Zetian agreed with Jiang Yijun's plan to directly attack Huanglong.
But some people disagree, for example, Lu Bu: "No, absolutely not."
Wu Zetian looked surprised: "Lu Bu, are you so funny?! Xiaojun, but he is helping you! Why can't it?"
Jiang Yijun also stared at Lu Bu curiously, waiting for his explanation. But it was fine if Lu Bu didn't explain. As soon as he explained, even Wu Zetian spit out old blood, and immediately thought about whether to change an ally or simply kick Lu Bu off. Anyway, he just needs to destroy the good things of Zhao Yun and Diao Chan, then
"No, I don't want Xiaojun to stare at Xiaochan, nor do I want Xiaochan to talk to Xiaojun." Lu Bu stubbornly, and he was simply a stubborn donkey.
Jiang Yijun hugged his chest with his hands and looked at Wu Zetian with helpless look on his face: "I think, Lu Bu, you are one of the reasons why Diao Chan doesn't like you. It seems that you respect Diao Chan, but your words simply regard Diao Chan as your own thing. She is so beautiful, let alone boys staring at her, probably even some girls will do it!"
Wu Zetian cooperated with Jiang Yijun in a tacit understanding: "Ha, Lu Bu, not only that, I think what you said is completely unfounded!" Hearing this, Lu Bu also cast a curious look, and Wu Zetian's next words were indeed sharp, and he smashed the protective shell of the silly big man Lu Bu at once. "Although I don't want to say it, I think Brother Zilong seems to have seen Diao Chan more times than you, a person living in Diao Chan's house! And, most importantly, Diao Chan's number of times he saw Brother Zilong is completely astronomical. You, hum, I guess it's less than a fraction."
"Okay!" Finally Lu Bu finally agreed, but still wanted to remind Jiang Yijun, "Anyway, Xiaojun, you can't talk to Xiaochan for twenty words, no, just ten words." Lu Bu held his finger there, "Also, you can't be less than ten meters away from Xiaochan."
"Why don't you go with me!"
"I'm just thinking this way!" Lu Bu seemed very happy and looked at Jiang Yijun with a serious look on his face, "Is that OK?"
"Of course not!" Jiang Yijun wanted to jump, "Watch it with your brain, Diao Chan didn't like you. If you go with me, what else can I ask?"
"But you have your own tasks, too." Jiang Yijun was afraid that Lu Bu, a professional delivery guy who was delivering food, would come secretly, so he racked his brains and pushed Lu Bu, "Lu Bu, go find Zilong and challenge him. It would be better to beat Zilong and get out of trouble."
Although I am sorry for Zhao Yun, as a brother, Jiang Yijun's desire to survive is actually very strong. After saying these words, Jiang Yijun deliberately looked at Wu Zetian and wanted to see what Wu Zetian reacted. Do you mean that you are not worried about the fight between Zhao Yun and Lu Bu? However, after all, it was because Jiang Yijun was worried about Wu Zetian's threat to him, so he deliberately said this, and wanted to see Wu Zetian and was also defeated.
Wu Zetian noticed Jiang Yijun's eyes and naturally thought of what Jiang Yijun meant, and laughed "Puchi": "Xiaojun, let alone Brother Zilong's combat power is almost the same as Lu Bu, even if it is a little different, it doesn't matter. After all, Brother Zilong's IQ is overwhelming Lu Bu."
After Wu Zetian said this, Lu Bu naturally would not admit it. He hummed, took out Fang Tian Huaji, and walked towards the door of the coffee house with great strides, "Don't worry, I will save face for Zhao Yun."
Wu Zetian shrugged at Jiang Yijun, and then followed Lu Bu out. She wanted to see the fight between Zhao Yun and Lu Bu. After all, although Zhao Yun is powerful, there are very few real battles. As Zhao Yun's fan girl, no, Wu Zetian will never miss it.
Jiang Yijun began to find Diao Chan to understand the situation according to the previous plan. As a result, Jiang Yijun came out of the coffee shop and walked two streets in a row. He suddenly realized that he had no idea where Diao Chan was now!
So, Jiang Yijun was about to ask Xinglian for questions. His phone rang first. When he opened it, he found that it was Wu Zetian who had just separated.
"Mei Niang, are you doing something?" Jiang Yijun didn't want to answer, but he was afraid that she would think about her nursery rhymes about her there, so he answered it.
"I'm over here. No, to be precise, Lu Bu is over!"
"So quickly, I thought it would be a bladder game!" Jiang Yijun turned around and looked back, and seemed to be able to see the signature of the coffee house.
Wu Zetian seemed to have found that he was a little confused about his explanation, so he continued, "Hey, in fact, he didn't beat him at all. Brother Zilong didn't even show his face," a few words showed Wu Zetian's loss, "Lu Bu came to Yunfan Entertainment and challenged Brother Zilong below. As a result..."
"The result?" Jiang Yijun's curiosity was also aroused.
"As a result, Brother Zilong seemed to have called the police. Then Huang Zhong, who was in charge of the security affairs of Shu Han, led a team to arrest him and arrested him on the grounds of private cross-regional military operations."
"Puff", although Jiang Yijun neither drank tea nor ate, he sprayed it in order to show his surprise, causing saliva to splash (this is a bit uncivilized). "It's too exaggerated to privately cross-military operations! And if Lu Bu is the only one, what kind of military operations is it?"
"Hey, I thought Xiaojun, you know!" Wu Zetian reminded Jiang Yijun, "Xiaojun, isn't it because of this the first time you saw Xuexue?"
After Wu Zetian's reminder, Jiang Yijun remembered the earliest dealing with Shuilong. Liu Bei and his friends helped Sun Shangxiang and the Eastern Wu privately without the consent of the royal capital. Although it was understandable, it did violate the rules of Kings 6, and cultural and economic exchanges were possible, but joint military operations must be approved.
"But Lu Bu is just one person, and although there are also many military operations alone, Lu Bu has already said that this is a challenge!"
"This also needs approval, and private fights are more serious than those in private cross-regional military operations." Wu Zetian paused for a moment, "I think Brother Zilong is still showing mercy. If it is the former, then Lu Bu will suffer. Oh, it is worthy of being Brother Zilong, it is kind!"
Jiang Yijun endured Wu Zetian's crazy sex on the other end of his phone, "Will Huang Zhong come to capture Lu Bu, he didn't resist?"
"Rebel, Xiaojun, think about that guy Lu Bu's temper, do you think he will hand over Fang Tian's painting halberd by obediently." Wu Zetian sighed a little, "What a pity, Xiangxiang happened to pass by there. After all, she had absorbed two hundred red and blue buffs alone, and knocked Lu Bu down in just a few seconds. Then Lu Bu was captured!"
"Catch it!" Jiang Yijun was simply incredible, "What are you doing, Mei Niang? You won't be watching the show all the time!" Although Jiang Yijun really didn't want to care, he was still a little anxious when he heard that Lu Bu was arrested.
"Good show? I haven't seen Brother Zilong! Xiaojun, you are the Moon Master. Can you feel the pain of not meeting each other even though you are only a few hundred meters?" Through the phone, Jiang Yijun could feel Wu Zetian's deep resentment.
No, and I think the reason why Zhao Yun didn't come forward is not only because of the provisions of Kings 6, but more because you, Wu Zetian, also appeared under Yunfan Entertainment. However, Jiang Yijun naturally could not say these words. He wisely changed the topic: "So, Mei Niang, what are you doing now?"
"I, I'm redeeming Lu Bu!"
Jiang Yijun: "..."
"By the way, Xiaojun, I think I just need Brother Zilong to not be with Diao Chan anyway, so Lu Bu doesn't care!" Wu Zetian obviously couldn't stand Lu Bu's IQ off the line, and wanted to kick him out of the team, "Or, Xiaojun, you can do it too - just let Diao Chan fall in love with you. I think as the elder Yue, you will also attract girls. Moreover, I will never tell Xinglian and Xuexue this. Otherwise, I will make a nursery rhyme for you and said that your fate with Diao Chan is destined by God, how about it? In this case, Xinglian and the others will not say anything. Oh, this is simply a happy idea!"
"Everyone is happy, nonsense! If this is the case, I will not only face Xinglian's lightning, but also face Lu Bu's Fangtian Painting. Forget it, Mei Niang, you should redeem Lu Bu quickly to avoid the long nights and dreams." In fact, Jiang Yijun didn't say anything, that is, he should go to Zhao Yun to find out about his situation and Diao Chan. However, because he was afraid that Wu Zetian would follow him, Jiang Yijun did not speak out.
Seeing that the phone was hung up, Jiang Yijun turned around and went back to find Zhao Yun.
(End of this chapter)
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Chapter completed!