Chapter 453 Li Fan(1/2)
"Li Fan! You devil! What qualifications do you have to sit with me?"
"Ugly monster! Pointed mouth and monkey cheeks! It's so disgusting!"
"Kill this Thunder Monkey!"
"You idiot who doesn't know how to appreciate praise!"
The scene changed from a cave to a Taoist palace academy. A group of Emei Taoist boys were playing football.
Well, ‘Li Fan’ is that ‘ball’.
Jian Tai and Kun were floating in the air, looking at 'Li Fan' in the previous life, being beaten so hard that he rolled over with his head in his hands, and was surrounded by a group of boys who had completed their foundation building. They were beaten from the inner hall to the outside of the hall, and then from the study room.
Li kicked him to the outside of the courtyard, beat him enough to hold a stick of incense, and beat him until he was unconscious and fell to the ground as if dead. Then he took him by the collar and threw him into the peach grove outside the south courtyard.
Then at sunset and sunrise, peach blossom petals fell all over the boy's swollen head. Li Fan, whose face swelled from a monkey to a gorilla, woke up from his coma, took a deep breath, and looked up in confusion to see the sky.
, stared in confusion for a while. He got up suddenly and limped around in the peach forest for a long time. He finally found the gate of the south courtyard, but when he walked in, he was blown by a strong wind and rolled out.
"You naughty devil star, you don't do your job properly! Don't come to class for three days! Emei can't tolerate a scoundrel like you! Get off the mountain if you don't care about your job!"
"..."
So Kun and Li Fan looked at this dirty, thunder monkey-like boy, were silent for a while, wiped the snot and blood on their faces, knelt down at the entrance of the courtyard, and curled up into a small ball.
Kun, 'Thunder Monkey is so miserable...'
Li Fan, ‘I’ve fed you enough!’
Kun touched the sword tire above his head with his fin to express comfort.
But the fin hit the sword and the edge was cut...
Kun rolled around in pain.
Li Fan, '...don't ruin the atmosphere...'
At this time, the sun and the moon flew by. I don't know how long I had been kneeling before Taoist Lord Cangwu appeared in front of the boy.
"Okay, if this doesn't happen next time, Xuan Yunzi won't care about your absence for three days."
"...Master," 'Li Fan', who had been beaten with a bruised nose and face, and dried nosebleeds all over his face, raised his head and asked with wide eyes, "Have you killed their mother?"
"What the hell!" Cang Wu rolled his eyes, "And don't call me master! We'll talk about it after Nascent Soul!"
"Then they were so cruel? If I hadn't been gifted with thick skin and thick flesh, I would have been beaten to death by them! How dare that old beast Xuan Yunzi say that he doesn't care? Can I care about it?"
!”
‘Li Fan’ opened his robe violently, revealing the bruises and blood stains on his body.
"Look! That kick to the heart was a lucky one! I almost kicked him to death! The first rule of Emei is that we will never kill each other! Don't talk to me about those old turtles.
Third, you don’t know! Aren’t they just watching the whole process!?
Unless some monster killed their mother and sealed it in my body, Master, causing them to think of the pain of losing their mother when they see me! Otherwise, I must never accept this kind of treatment.
Wrong day!"
Cang Wu snorted coldly,
"If you have to ask why. Those boys, not only are they descended from a famous family and have been practicing for a long time, but each of them was selected from thousands of places. They are probably jealous of you, a Luo Jiao devil with a humble background.
, you have the opportunity to practice by my side. In the future, if you really achieve Nascent Soul, enter my Xuanmen, and get the word "Heaven", then you will really reach heaven in one step, and become their great uncle.
As for the teachings of other deans, maybe many people in the sect died at the hands of Luo Jiao in the past few years, including their close friends and seniors. They are particularly annoying when they see you. I hate you when I think about it, right?
But let me tell you, it actually has nothing to do with you. This is how the world is. If you have big fists, you will be bullied if you bully them. Just because they will be happy if you do this, how can there be so many causes and effects!
But as long as you can't help it and fight back, if you hurt them even a hair and see the blood, a group of people will jump out and clamor about how evil nature is hard to change and raising tigers is a problem and they need to be eliminated quickly.
There is no reason, just because they are better than you and they don't like you, they can bully you.
The world is like this. If you want to make trouble for others, it's wrong to breathe. Even if I take action, I can protect you for a while, but I can't protect you for the rest of your life. If you want to stay in Emei, you have to survive this disaster by yourself, understand.
don't know!"
‘Li Fan’ rolled his eyes,
"Fuck you, Master, aren't you? You asked me to endure it? Where are the three elders and the fourth ancestors we agreed on? Where are the righteous partners we agreed on! If you don't care about such blatant school bullying, will Emei have a future if this continues?
Oh! They didn’t spank me! They spanked you, Master, on your face!”
Cang Wu also said angrily,
"What a stinking fart! What nonsense are you talking about! Real gold is made through hard work, and the most righteous path is to break through through tribulations, do you understand?"
I, Emei, forbid my disciples to fight swords. The qualifications of my disciples are already much lower than those of other disciples. Now that they are fighting against you, they are willing to do your fate on the road of cultivation. Do you understand?
Even if you ask me to help you with big things, what will you do if your master is not by your side in the future? If someone really plans to kill you, will he choose to do it when I am by your side?
Man, don't cry like a girl! When I started practicing, I hung up and whipped my senior brother for four hours every day! How can you follow me like this? If you want to learn to hit someone, you should get beaten first, you know?
Just a few foundation-building boys, you can't stand three punches and two kicks! You can't bear such a little hardship. If you encounter a more ruthless and unreasonable guy in the future, I will chop you down with a sword. Isn't that just a direct blow?
His soul is gone? What kind of way can he learn? What kind of demons can he eliminate? What kind of revenge can he take?"
‘Li Fan’ almost fainted,
"Damn, what nonsense are you relying on! Then, master, you should give me some secrets and magical skills to protect myself! They are squatting in the woods every day, beating me half to death, and can't even enter the school. I can't even read Chinese characters now.
If you get one, you will be able to break through the Nascent Soul soon! Master! If you want to train me, you have to give me some tricks and add some tricks!"
"It doesn't matter if you can't enter the school! There are books everywhere in Jinding. You can accumulate reading and literacy over time and slowly ponder it. Why do you have to have someone teach you step by step! What's more, with the changes in today's world, the way of the predecessors has no way out after all. There is no way out at all.
There’s nothing to learn…”
Cang Wu groaned, thought for a moment, pulled Li Fan up with his hand, and stuffed a notebook and a peach into Li Fan's arms.
"You want a secret book, right? Here, take this notebook. If you do something wrong in the next question or misrecite the mantra, just write it down in the notebook. Review it three times a day, review the past and learn the new. This is the most correct way to practice.
!”
"What the fuck! Someone else started the game with extra magic weapons and magical beasts and magical powers! You just gave me a wrong question book, how can you teach your disciples like this..."
"Hmph! You haven't met anyone who doesn't know how to teach disciples. Let's go! Remember to come to morning class tomorrow!"
'Li Fan' hummed, stuffed the textbook into his heart, gnawed on the peach, and followed Cang Wu into the forest.
Then time passes, stars change, and the picture changes again.
It’s still the peach forest,
Two Emei disciples are practicing.
Of course it's not a double cultivation. Two boys with perfect foundation building are doing double cultivation.
It's a martial arts contest.
In other words, it is not a competition, but a one-sided beating.
'Li Fan' was hit by the wind from his palms, and was sent flying here and there, but he was indeed rough-skinned and fleshy, and all the peaches on the tree fell to the ground when he hit him.
, rushed forward and fucked her hard.
It's a pity that the strength of this 'Li Fan' is really very weak. Even the basic Splitting Wind and Moon Palm is like a bastard's fist swinging wildly. The palm power is erratic, the breath leaks out, and sometimes it's powerful.
, sometimes he was distracted, so without any suspense, he was beaten dizzy by the Taoist boy who was sparring with him, and he took another big move. He circled, was tied to a tree trunk with a bang, and couldn't get up for a long time.
"Senior brother, I have to go back to make up classes. That's it for today."
With a look of contempt on his face, the Taoist boy threw three copper coins from his arms and walked away.
'Li Fan' coughed, spit out the teeth in his mouth with blood, rubbed his nose and picked up the copper coins on the ground.
Then a young Taoist nun came floating on the leaves of a peach tree and looked coldly at the Taoist boy under the tree.
"I heard that there is a devil in the south lower courtyard. He is thick-skinned and very durable. He volunteered to accompany others in sparring. He only paid three cents for a beating. Is that you?"
"...My name is Li Fan, and I am a disciple of Emei's outer sect." 'Li Fan' squinted his eyes and looked up at the young Taoist nun with beautiful colors on the peach branches but rather cold eyebrows. "This master, Jin Dan
I won’t take on high-level business.”
"Don't worry, I won't beat you to death. I'm just practicing my skills and venting my anger."
The Taoist nun sneered coldly, grabbed a handful of Shen Gang coins from her sleeve, and splashed them down.
'Li Fan' looked at the rain of money falling in front of him, took a deep breath, stretched out his index finger, "Don't slap me in the face."
Then he was punched right in the face and sent flying, and then he could barely touch the ground with his feet. He was hit by the Taoist nun Ola Ola Ola in a series of blows, and was stagnant in mid-air for three seconds.
"Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!!! Ahhhhh!!! Bitch bitch ahhhh-!!!"
Kun held his fins in his mouth and couldn't bear to look at it.
Li Fan was also speechless. Of course he remembered who this Taoist nun was. Right...Why did he still have such grudges with Yang Ying...
After furiously attacking the human sandbag for a while, Yang Ying took a deep breath, controlled her emotions, straightened her clothes, and walked away with a puff of sleeves.
‘Li Fan’ was beaten until he was swollen from a thunder monkey to a thunder monkey. He lay paralyzed on the ground unable to move and almost fell into shock.
I don't know how long I slept, but 'Li Fan' kept in mind the Emei Taoist inhalation, breathing in and out of the breath of the universe from his nose, forming the heaven and earth on his own, assisting the demon's body to gradually recover, and eliminating the bruises and bruises all over his body, and then he blinked,
He stood up unsteadily, burped, and a Qiankun Yiqi Golden Pill came out!
To be continued...