It was late at night, and I was not sleeping very soundly. I entered the Nine Palace Killing Bureau and was already in the fifth palace. If I had four officials, I could go out, but I didn’t know that it was already the year of the monkey and the month of the horse outside.

In the middle of the night, footsteps suddenly sounded in the yard, which was still very subtle. Then my door was slowly pushed open. Two thief-headed guys walked in carefully with an oil lamp, then slowly approached my Zhulou and quickly searched inside.

I opened my eyes slightly and didn't speak. I slowly sat up from the bed, watching where they were flirting with enthusiasm.

"Fuck this monk is so poor, there is nothing good!" said one.

"I've told you where the good things came from by a monk in the wilderness. Forget it, let's go out quickly!"

"No, maybe he hid all the good things in his clothes, we can..." As soon as the two turned around, they saw me sitting there, and exclaimed in surprise.

"When did you wake up?" the two said in unison.

"Ahem, you guys are busy, you guys are busy, I'll get up and go to the bathroom!" I coughed a few times, then got up and prepared for the door.

After a moment of stagnation, the two suddenly rushed towards me, "Where to go? Come back?" One of them put an iron dagger around my neck and said fiercely, with a little bloody smell on his body, and I guess someone under his command would be killed.

"Two young heroes, I have no money or anything, I have no benefits for you!" I pretended to be frightened.

"Do you know you were scared just now? Are you not going to do something?" The one who was holding the knife stared at me fiercely, her teeth clattering, and she would kill me if she had a disagreement!

"donor"

"If you have farts, just let it go!"

"Can I say something loudly?"

"I'll tell you quickly, I'll deal with you!"

"Okay, help!"

"Shut up, do you want to die?" The two of them covered my mouth and said dissatisfiedly. At the same time, the knife punched my chest. A broken sound suddenly came, and he hugged his hand and screamed in pain.

"I forgot to tell you that there is a iron plate on my chest!" I looked at him with an innocent look on my face, and at the same time I reached out and patted my chest, and a solid voice came.

"You are going to kill you," he said he wanted to stab me with his hand while holding a knife. Before I could dodge, a figure suddenly appeared in front of me. He pinched the knife and then made a dissatisfaction.

"Mouse, are you going to take my words like a wind in your ear?"

"Old, boss, I...!"

"Okay, go, go." The person who came snorted coldly, and frightened the mouse so much that he hurriedly ran to stay. He slowly turned around and looked at me.

"A young boy?" He glanced at me, exclaimed in surprise, and suddenly a hint of mocking came to the corner of his mouth.

"Monk, my mother said that you have been practicing for many years and are already very wise and foolish. I don't believe it. Let's compete today. If you win, it's yours!" After that, he took out a piece of silver and put it on the table, and then looked at me with provocative eyes.

"Then what happened to me?" I glanced at Yinzi and said. After knowing that I had experienced my own reincarnation, I subtly brought those bad thoughts into this life. It is really not my character who is Mo Jiu if I have money!

"If you lose, you just need to say three things that you are a fool, how about it?"

"Be good, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" I gave it so freely, and I really thought I had no IQ if I didn't deal with him.

"Donor, I only need to ask you one question to know which of us is smart!" I said.

"If you ask, I won't believe it. My thirty years of experience are not as good as you, a self-proclaimed master. In fact, she is a young boy in her early twenties!" He said angrily. When I saw him take the bait, I laughed secretly.

"May I ask," I paused for a moment, and saw him listening seriously. I smiled in my heart and looked at him and said, "Why can the frog fly?"

"Can frogs fly?"

"Do you care if it will, I'm also asking why it flies!"

"But he can't fly, so why do you think he can fly?" He was almost crazy and yelled at me with a fierce look.

"Donor, because it ate the Feitian Little Pill!"

"you"

"Next question! Why do snakes fly?"

"Haha" After hearing my question, he immediately laughed, looked at me with a proud look on his face, and slapped the table and said, "Because it took Feitian little pills!"

"Wrong because it ate the frog!"

"you……"

"The next question, why do the eagles fly?"

"Because it ate the frog!" He said immediately. His eyes began to shake when he looked at me this time, and he was no longer as confident as before.

"Wrong because it would fly!"

"you……"

"Fuck, the boss asked me to destroy him." As his little brother, the man holding the knife could no longer control his inner thrill.

"Stop, have another round, win two games in three games!"

"Okay, we ask each other this time! I'll start!"

"Okay, come on, this time I will let you see what wisdom is!"

"Listen to the question, what's my name?"

"How the hell do I know what your name is?" He slapped the table and roared, his face fluttering red with anger.

"You know I'm still asking? Answer it quickly!"

"I don't know, it's my turn, right?"

"Yeah, it's your turn"

"What's my name?"

"I don't know!" I said decisively.

"At least guess, should you be so straightforward?"

"I just know it's my turn. Do you know what I'm thinking now?"

“……………………………”

"Fuck,!" He had a gloomy face, and a huge anger finally burst out. After the roar, the three rushed towards me. I shook my head and sighed, kicked the table, and then pulled the Zhulou and grabbed the door and ran away.

"Then you stop me, I will ruin you today!"

"Donor, your IQ is really not good, this is a disease that needs to be cured," I shouted as I ran.

"Bald donkey, I must slaughter you today!" He must have been so angry that he led his two younger brothers to chase him. It was already the fourth day of the day. Due to the weather, the road could be vaguely seen outside.

I ran all the way, and when a ray of light began to cast a ray of light from the sky, I successfully threw away the three of them, came to a relatively clear river, put down Zhulou and sorted out the items, which were already very messed up by the two of them, and I had nothing, only a set of clothes and some dry food. The other abbots really didn't give me it. After leaving the temple, I didn't know what chanting scriptures were. I really admired that I became a monk in this life.
Chapter completed!