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Chapter 15 The Misfortune

There is a very popular saying in my previous life, "Don't show off, be struck by lightning."

A sentence that can be circulated on the Internet for several years will naturally make its own reason.

In fact, Xiao Fan now agrees with this sentence very much. In connection with what he said and did just now, the consequences of pretending were already in front of him.

Without saying a word, the old servant picked up the wine jar and filled the two big bowls with wine.

Shanghaogu wine with white and yellow radiates shimmering in the winter sun.

A bowl can probably hold two kilograms of wine. If you drink it in one breath, Xiao Fan might die of drunkenness on the spot. - This scene is so familiar, which triggered Xiao Fan's deeper thinking. Before crossing, he lay in the grass on the side of the road waiting for the fat sheep to pass by. Meimei fucked him for a vote. Why did he travel through time after drinking a few sips of Erguotou? This problem is really hard to figure out! Could it be that he would be in trouble when he saw it?

Xiao Fan turned his head and looked at the gate of Guanyi, with a look of regret on his face. A classic line from Gu Long flashed through his mind.

"You shouldn't have come."

"But I've come..."

What Xiao Fan wants to know most now is, can he still leave after he comes?

County Magistrate Cao patted his shoulder hard, and Xiao Fan grinned in pain and couldn't help but sit down.

"Boy, haha, it's not bad. In so many years, you are the first person to challenge me at the dinner table. You are very kind! I respect you!"

Xiao Fan was almost crying.

Listen to his tone, how Dugu Qiubai is...

"Mr. Cao, can you pretend that I have never been here..." Xiao Fan became less confident as he spoke, and his voice was as low as the mosquito hummed.

Of course, he didn't hear anything he was muttering about, as a Shanghainese person.

Under Xiao Fan's fearful gaze, County Magistrate Cao laughed, picked up the Shanghai bowl on the table, drank it all, wiped his mouth with his sleeves without any particularity, and then signaled Xiao Fan with his eyes that it was time for him to drink.

Xiao Fan sighed. He never expected that today was his "heroic man will never return" day. He was forced to do this. What should I do? Drink it.

Xiao Fan also picked up the sea bowl and looked at County Chief Cao with an extremely tragic and resentful look. Then he raised his neck and two pounds of wine quickly fell into his stomach.

In this era, the alcohol content was not high, about twenty or thirty degrees, but Xiao Fan's alcohol capacity was not good at all. After drinking two pounds in one breath, he felt like a fire in his stomach, which made his internal organs tangle in pain.

Discomfort, not ordinary discomfort...

The familiar burning sensation in the abdomen made Xiao Fan suddenly realize that he died of drunkenness in his previous life.

When County Magistrate Cao saw that Xiao Fan had drunk a bowl so readily, he became more and more happy. He began to become interested in this weak young man.

Xiao Fan was in pain, sat on the stone bench and motionless, his face turned blue and white for a while, and his eyes were gone without even the strength to rotate. He stared at County Chief Cao, like a lifelike wax figure, and his whole body was frozen.

County Magistrate Cao laughed loudly, and while laughing, he signaled the old servant beside him to fill two big bowls again, then patted Xiao Fan's shoulder hard and said loudly: "You are not bad boy, haha, you must be a promising future. In the army of King Yan's army, many big and thick men dared not fight with me. I didn't expect that you were soft-hearted, but they were more apt to behave than those soldiers. Haha... In this damn southern land, I finally found someone who matched my temper. Come on, let's..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Xiao Fan straightening his body like the goddess of liberty in the disaster film, and slamming his head hard onto the stone table with a "bang" sound, bounced it a few times like a ball, and... he was completely drunk and dizzy.

County Magistrate Cao maintained the posture of holding the wine bowl, and his hearty laughter seemed to be strangled by someone's neck. It stopped abruptly, and his cheerful expression seemed to be frozen by the snow, and it instantly solidified...

a long time……

"What's the hell about this?" County Chief Cao jumped up like a kick in the butt, furiously furious.

"Master, he is drunk..." The old servant stood beside him and half closed his eyes, saying calmly.

The county magistrate Cao was stunned and laughed: "This kid, I thought he was a real wine hero who never showed his appearance. It turned out to be a pretentious bear bag..."

As he said that, County Magistrate Cao reached out and patted Xiao Fan on the shoulder. Xiao Fan fell on the table like a dead fish.

The old servant frowned and suddenly said, "Master, be careful of fraud!"

County Magistrate Cao was stunned: "What's the fraud?"

The old servant opened his half-closed eyes, and two terrifying lights shot out from his eyes.

"Master, there are many cunning people in the south. This person looks brave and comes to Guanyi alone to drink with the master, but he pours a bowl of wine, which makes people suspicious..."

"What do you doubt?"

"The master will let go of the Chen family tomorrow, but the Chen family sent such a weak boy here today. If he had any accidents due to drinking with the master, or even... died in this official post, the Chen family would have an excuse to counter the master, and the situation might be detrimental to the master..."

County Magistrate Cao was shocked: "You mean... this kid ran to me to die?"

The old servant's eyelids drooped slightly again: "Sacrificing one's life and recommending the safety of the family. The Chen family is a businessman, and this transaction is not a loss. During the Spring and Autumn Period, the assassin wanted to break his arm and get the trust of Gongzi Qingji, and stab him in close proximity. How could the master know that this person has no courage to leave?"

"Damn it! Isn't that evil? This kid is so sick that he looks like a plague chicken. No matter how he looks, he doesn't look like a dead soldier..."

"It's better to wake up the person or not, and the master will tell you slowly."

County Magistrate Cao patted his thigh hard, and a fierce light appeared in his eyes.

"Chen Siliu, I haven't touched you yet, you're going to move me first. Are our Ming merchants so brave? "

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It was already afternoon when Xiao Fan woke up.

Before his eyes opened, Xiao Fan covered his head and moaned.

Wine is really not a good thing!

Especially the kind of wine that is forced to drink.

Xiao Fan sighed and slowly opened his eyes, his vision gradually became clear from blur. Then he saw that the bearded and big face of County Magistrate Cao was less than a foot away from his head, and was sneering at him with a ferocious sneer. In his hand, a sharp horned knife was emitting a little cold light.

"Ah--you, what are you... going to do?" Xiao Fan was frightened.

"Say!" County Magistrate Cao shouted loudly.

"Say...what do you say?" Xiao Fan was shocked.

"Speak quickly!"

"say what?"

"Do you say it or not? If you don't say it, I will kill you with one knife!" County Magistrate Cao's tone was like a robber.

Xiao Fan was almost crying: "Mr. Cao, you have to believe me. I really want to say anything, but... what do you want me to say?"

Today is definitely not Xiao Fan’s lucky day.

Xiao Fan's heart was beating high, and his pale handsome face kept sweating, but he didn't dare to raise his hand to wipe it.

The insidiousness of being an official! Regardless of ancient and modern times, the officials are so dark. They were drinking together intimately, but the next moment they immediately turned against each other. Xiao Fan felt extremely sad and regretful.

Why did you do well to go to the Chen family's muddy waters? What does the Chen family have to do with it? All the worries are because of forcing them to stand out. What makes people even more unwilling is that Xiao Fan was put out with a bowl of wine as soon as he made his debut. This is really a shameless thing.

County Magistrate Cao's furry beard's face became more and more ferocious.

"Damn it! I won't cry until I see the coffin. I will kill you with one knife first, and then go to Chen Siliu to ask what happened!"

After saying that, he raised his horns and knives high, and was about to stab Xiao Fan's chest.

Xiao Fan was very anxious and said a classic line from Director Feng in his previous life with a crying voice.

"Sir, let's go! Let's go... We just had dinner together, do you remember?"
Chapter completed!
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