【Raging Shuimu】

The boy knelt on one knee in front of his beloved girl holding flowers, held up the girl's jade hand, and said affectionately:

"Xiaofang, I have liked you for a long time. Can you be my girlfriend?"

There was a sudden burst of wow sound around.

The girl said shyly: "Do you really love me?"

"Love! I love you very much, I can't help myself!" the boy said affirmatively.

"Why do I love me? Where exactly do I attract you?"

"Your smile like a flower, your bell laugh, everything in you is what I long for and pursue!"

...

"..." Shuimu looked at the two men who were scattered on the screen with a dark face and splashed dog food on the earth in a bloody and stingy way.

"Damn what kind of idol drama is this! The plot is bloody and vulgar! How did it approve the broadcast?!"

Actually, Shuimu doesn't like watching idol dramas, but he has no choice but to be so bored at this moment, so he watched it and then...

Boredom is replaced by an emotion called irritability.

If it weren't for the troublesome spirit of Xia Zeyu, he wouldn't have fallen into being squatting at the gate of the college and having to watch third-rate romance movies to pass the time.

"I promised to gather here after lunch. It's two o'clock now. What's she in Moji?"

Thinking about it, he felt that he had to squat out of hemorrhoids if he squatted like this (reader: wait! Can hemorrhoids be squatted out?!), he called Xia Zeyu the eleventh call.

"Ding ding dong, ding ding ding ding ding dong ~ ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong..." WeChat rang the classic ringtone.

"Sorry, no one answered the WeChat you called..."

"Click!" WeChat made a crisp breaking sound.

Now we...

"Hey, Li Minghe, he has come to your side!" I shouted.

"Wait a minute, I... Damn! I was knocked down!"

"What are your skills? Look at me!" Bai Sha rushed out of the cover, trying to show off...

"I'm your father and kill Xiaobo!" Xiaobo is Baisha's id.

Me: "南-南"

Li Minghe: "南-南"

Baisha: “…”

Sure enough, in the end, I still want to play as the protagonist! I picked up the double swords...

"Little Raindrops kill me and are your father!"

"The Red Team Wins!"

"Yeah!" We cheered and hugged each other.

"Xiaoyu, you were so handsome in the last moment! Just kill that guy in seconds!"

"That's it! Don't look at who I am!" I said arrogantly.

"What do you think Baisha?"

Bai Sha frowned with her right hand, as if she was thinking about something.

"What's wrong? I'm frowning. It's not like this if I haven't got the head, right?"

"I always feel like we've forgotten something."

"Ah? It seems that there is indeed something you said..."

Li Minghe and I followed Bai Sha, held our chin with our hands, and thought hard.

After a while, we opened our eyes at the same time as if we were in tune with each other.

"Task!"

"Shuimu!"

"I missed my head!"

Li Minghe lowered his head in the condemnation of Bai Sha and I.

I looked at the time on WeChat and my face turned pale in an instant, it was three o'clock! There were eleven Zhang Zhoujie's missed phone call!

"Go away!" I grabbed Li Minghe and rushed out, completely forgetting that he was still a human form, and that this was a girl's dormitory...

"Hey, hey! Let's go when I put on some makeup!" Bai Sha wailed behind.

"You make me look like a dog first! Otherwise, you will be beaten to death when you go out!" Li Minghe wailed behind me.

“…”

It seems that a scolding is inevitable.

Outside the college gate, Shuimu was holding the crushed WeChat.

"I'm going to cut them!"

【Get black!】

"Oh my god, don't be angry." I said with a smile on my face.

"..." Shuimu was still unhappy and turned her head to a place where she couldn't see me

"Oh, don't be so stingy, you're just a little late..."

"……TM is a little bit late for a few hours?!" Shuimu roared.

"I'm two hours late, but I'm happy for five minutes..."

"...You are so guilty that you start talking nonsense. Tell me, are you guys going to be so angry?"

Damn! Such an accurate sixth sense, he is not a man!

"No, I didn't take it anymore! Is it, Bai Sha, Li Minghe?" I squeezed my eyes at my two roommates.

They looked at each other and nodded as if they had reached some kind of agreement. Ha! It's no a shame that they are good friends!

"It's her! It's because she and others made us unable to make an appointment on time!"

"...Damn! Why do you sell me like this!"

"It's been!"

"Can you still have fun!"

"Care~"

"Can you still be good friends!"

"Dislike~"

"Isn't you a good friend?"

"Who are you?!"

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"You two traitors! I don't think I'll deal with you well!" I yelled and rushed over, but suddenly felt my neck tightening and I was pulled back.

"Okay, okay, I know everything." Shuimu had obviously seen through everything.

"Please ask for the whole body~"

"You guys are really too much!"

I hugged my head.

I have seen Shuimu swearing. It seems plain but very powerful. The last person who made him swearing has left this academy.

And I am about to be the next one.

His facial muscles began to move.

He began to take deep breaths and accumulate energy.

He opened his mouth!

"you……"

It's over, he's going to say it!

"This group of bastards..."

him, sorry, I can't help you find a magic weapon, let's talk about it in the next life!

"Kaihei didn't even call me! Hurry up! Team up with me to rank!"

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To be continued...