Chapter 54: Happy Enemies
He looked up at Taoist Simu, and Master Ikki smiled.
"Please."
Unexpectedly, Master Ikki reached out to grab the teacup and Taoist Simu pressed down his hand.
Master Ikki's expression froze and he was looking ahead. He only heard Taoist Simu say, "Drink."
Having said that, Taoist Simu's hand was not moved away.
"Okay!" Master Ikki smiled and used his hands to force himself. The four-mess Taoist Master's hand was slowly supported by him.
The two of them were exercising their energy and didn't speak, but they looked like they were drinking a glass of wine. The only difference was that the teacup kept moving back and forth over the table, but neither of them could drink it.
Seeing that he was indifferent, they both reached out their other hand and took the teacup at almost the same time.
After drinking it all, Taoist Simu suddenly put the cup on the table and made a crisp sound. Looking at Taoist Simu's unhappy appearance, Master Ikki couldn't help but laugh and praise, "Good tea! Good tea!"
Looking at Master Ikki's appearance, Master Simu felt a big fire, so he said, "Long time no see, I thought you went to the Western Paradise!"
Taoist Simu suddenly pushed the table over with both hands. Master Ikki was caught off guard and his face changed when he was hit. Fortunately, his reaction was fast enough, and his hand was placed on the table, and at the same time, he pushed the table back to Taoist Simu.
"Yes, I've been there, but they asked me to take you with me." Master Ikki said slowly with a blushing face.
"No!" Taoist Simu's face twitched and hissed.
The two of them were slowly moving around the room. Suddenly, Master Ikki's eyes lit up, he laughed twice to the sky, and suddenly he exerted force. Master Four-Mind Taoist was stunned by Master Ikki's laughter, and then he was rushed back several steps by a huge force.
I felt a stinging pain coming from my butt, and Taoist Master Simu couldn't help but scream. Then I immediately used his left foot as the fulcrum and pressed his right foot against the wall behind. Taoist Master Simu forced Master Ikki back again.
The two conflicted, and Master Simu slowly changed positions with Master Ikki, hoping that Master Ikki would also taste the taste of cactus. But Master Ikki was not willing to do so.
Finally, the bamboo and wooden table could not bear the power of the two, and it suddenly became two halves.
"Master, come here for dinner." Jia Leto saw the two of them fighting through the window, and immediately knew the consequences, so he decisively brought a big table over again.
"Hmph!" The two of them snorted coldly at the same time, and each took two benches and walked to the table.
"Uncle Master and Master have always been like this?" Feng Bai asked quietly.
"Yes" Jiale nodded helplessly. Two old naughty boys!
Everyone got on the table, but Taoist Master Simu and Master Ikki still faced each other coldly.
Master Ikki picked up a peanut, but Master Simu then grabbed Master Ikki’s chopsticks.
Looking at the situation, Jiale whispered to Feng Bai and Qingqing, "Let's go out to eat with some food."
"Why do you have to go out to eat? I'm rude!" Qingqing said dissatisfiedly while drinking porridge.
But Feng Bai knew very well what would happen next, so he nodded in agreement, picked up a lot of dishes and prepared to move out of the "battlefield".
At this time, Taoist Simu was still staring at Master Ikki, watching what he would do next.
Master Ikki heard Kale give in to Taoist Simu's words and let go of the chopsticks and continued to drink the porridge.
After drinking the porridge, Master Ikkyu prepared to pick up a piece of fermented tofu to eat, but when he raised his eyes, he saw the Taoist Master Simi looking at him with chopsticks in his mouth.
Master Ikki hesitated for a moment, but finally stretched out his chopsticks. However, as soon as his chopsticks fell on the peanuts, Master Simu's chopsticks followed closely. The two of them refused to give in to each other, and the chopsticks were like the wind. After picking them up for a few consecutive times, Master Simu looked at Master Ikki fiercely, as if he had achieved his goal as long as he was unhappy.
However, Master Ikki suddenly pulled the dishes aside, and his own chopsticks fell too fast. As a result, the chopsticks were not taken away and they were inserted into the table. No matter how they pulled them out, they couldn't pull them out.
"hey-hey"
Master Ikki laughed proudly and pulled the whole plate of fermented to himself.
Taoist Simu was even more angry when he saw the other person's smug look. The force in his hand became stronger and stronger. Finally, he pulled up the chopsticks suddenly. Without saying a word, he swept the chopsticks to Master Ikki who wanted to eat the fermented tofu into his mouth.
With a "pop", the whole piece of fermented tofu flew out and hit Qingqing, who was eating.
Qingqing was stunned before she could have an attack, she flew over again.
Seeing this, Jiale ran over carefully and pulled Qingqing away from the battlefield.
"I said you were told to be careful. Look, the fermented tofu has been fired twice." Jiale said while using chopsticks to remove the fermented tofu from Qingqing's face.
Unexpectedly, Qingqing became even more angry after hearing what he said. She stepped on Jiale's feet and left angrily.
"It's hard to raise a villain or a woman." Feng Baiai said together.
"Yes." Jiale nodded, agreeing very much.
On the other side, the "war" between Master Ikki and Master Simu became more and more exaggerated.
At this time, the two of them were covered with pickles and dried radishes, and Taoist Simu even brought the peanuts into a plate, which made Master Ikki splash all over his face.
"Hahaha" Seeing Master Ikki's face full of peanuts, Master Four-Mind laughed regardless of his image... Although he had never had an image.
Seeing Master Simu laughing at Master Ikki for his embarrassing face, but then he thought about it, it seemed like another opportunity.
So Master Ikki didn't say anything, raised his head and aimed at Taoist Master Simu. He tried his best to do his nose, and two peanuts stuck in his nostrils flew out like bullets, just in time, and sprayed into Taoist Master Simu's laughing mouth.
Taoist Simu, who was smiling, felt something in his mouth, but he didn't pay attention and the two peanuts were swallowed directly by him.
Now Taoist Master Simu stopped smiling, but instead Master Ikki picked up the porridge and said, "Drink porridge, drink porridge!"
Taoist Simu stopped smiling, but before a moment had passed, he had a bad idea again.
The foot under the table aimed at it, and after the force was accumulated, it was a very powerful kick. However, Master Ikkyu reacted in time, and his legs instantly clamped the foot of the four-eyed Taoist Master, but even so, he still kicked Master Ikkyu's face blue.
A bowl of porridge was sold out directly.
"Haha, I didn't hit it!" said the Taoist Master Simu laughing.
"No more fun! You're being slutty!" Master Ikkyu took out a shoe from his crotch and threw it hard on the table, then he left with his legs clamped. He was still muttering, "Amitabha, let's forgive him."
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"Master, are you okay? Do you want me to help you?" Seeing that his master was so ruthless, Jiale couldn't help but walk towards Master Ikkyu.
The master waved his hand and signaled that he would not use it, but Taoist Simu came over and pinched Jiale's face, saying, "Hehe, I'm leaving angry!"
"Jiale, you are so good. Master loves you so much. Please help me wash my shoes." Taoist Simu said, throwing the shoe with soup to Jiale without saying a word.
Chapter completed!