Chapter 38 Hide and don't laugh
"Hahahaha" The more Mr. Long heard Uncle Jiu's praise, the happier he became. When Uncle Jiu started asking who the master was, he laughed out loud.
"It's Master Sammo Hung who is famous in New, Hong Kong and Macao!" The handsome man smiled and danced.
"Excellent, amazing." Uncle Jiu gave a thumbs up. But why did Feng Bai always feel that Uncle Jiu was deliberately showing this Damao Long?
Several people walked inside and looked as they walked. At this time, Uncle Jiu saw a half-inverted coffin. His face changed, "Oh, there's a problem!"
But Uncle Jiu’s expression was really exaggerated, and it felt like he was deliberately shown to Marshal Long.
"The one inside is..." Uncle Jiu asked.
"My dad." Dashuai was frightened by Uncle Jiu's reaction.
"It's already turned into a zombie."
"How could it be? Open it and take a look." The coach changed his face when he heard that it was a zombie, but he obviously didn't believe it, so he wanted to see it with his own eyes.
"The coffin was sucked by the corpse air, and it couldn't be opened in broad daylight." Uncle Jiu said helplessly as he looked at the soldier who was trying to open the coffin.
"Master, are there really zombies?" Wencai suddenly stretched his head over and asked.
"Nonsense, just look at the tooth marks on his neck, you will know that this guy is really lucky. He is bitten by a zombie without knowing it, but he is still alive." Feng Bai pulled the literary figure back and whispered.
"Report that the general cannot open it." The soldiers also reported at this time.
Several people came forward to take a closer look.
"Hey, then again, what does my illness have to do with my dad?" The coach was obviously a little confused.
"Ling Zun was exposed to moisture and turned into a zombie. You were injured by him and were poisoned by the corpse." Uncle Jiu explained, pointing to the coffin that fell to the ground due to the broken rope.
However, Qiu Sheng slowly put his back against the coffin and put it on it, taking a deep breath, looking extremely satisfied.
Seeing this, Uncle Jiu slapped Qiu Sheng aside and said, "What are you sucking?"
"Oh" Qiu Sheng scratched his head and left the coffin.
"What were you sucking just now?" Feng Bai asked in confusion.
"The layout here is good, it's so good to get wet. If you can't tell me well, it will bring me good luck." Qiu Sheng whispered.
"......Is this okay?" Feng Bai's eyelids twitched and stopped asking.
On the other hand, Uncle Jiu was explaining to the Grand Marshal how to detoxify. However, Feng Bai always felt that Uncle Jiu was trying to fix his rival in love. Anyway, he was an authority, and no matter what he said, it was right. Moreover, the method of using poison to fight poison was really useful.
However, although this handsome man looked a little stupid, he was somewhat smart enough to become the handsome man, so he ordered his subordinates, "Guards, if I come out tonight, then the world will be peaceful. If the four of them came out first, then kill them!"
"Yes!" The guards immediately went out to guard the outside of the ancestral hall.
As soon as the guard left the door, Uncle Jiu's face changed and he squeezed out, "Where is the toilet?"
The coach pointed in a direction, and Uncle Jiu immediately ran over with his legs, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw two spears aiming at him. Uncle Jiu hurried back and closed the door.
Then a gunshot was heard.
"Hehehe, there's a fun time to watch." Long Dashuai looked like a good show.
As a strong man in the realm of the God Transformation Realm, how could he easily get a stomachache? Moreover, this stomachache is not coming sooner or later, but it is just after the guards left. It is said that Uncle Jiu did not believe it on purpose. Moreover, when watching the plot of the movie, all four of them ate sashimi. As a result, Uncle Jiu, who has the highest cultivation level, had a stomachache first, and then Qiu Shengwencai also had a stomachache. On the contrary, as an ordinary man, Marshal Long, is fine. No matter how you look at it, they are all masters and apprentices who are slapping him.
If you see through it and don’t say it out loud, Feng Bai is too lazy to talk too much. Anyway, the little zombie here is at most a white zombie, and it may even be just the lowest jumping corpse, and it is impossible for him to hurt people in front of Feng Bai and the others.
However, looking at Uncle Jiu's appearance, he fought hard to teach his rival a lesson. He moved a table and blocked his lower body and started pulling up.
The handsome man looked at Uncle Jiu's embarrassing appearance and kept laughing. At this time, Feng Bai and the other two suddenly had a stomach ring, and they even felt like they were about to have diarrhea.
"I'll go, it turns out that the master is not pretending." Feng Bai took a porcelain from Duobao Pavilion regardless of his face, then moved a table and hid in a corner and pulled it.
"Is this so-called Sasimi only problematic to practitioners? And the higher the cultivation level, the greater the effect?" Feng Bai, who looked at Long Dashu, who had nothing to do, was confused.
Fortunately, Feng Bai ate less, so he stopped pulling it for a while. He found something to wipe his butt, and Feng Bai didn't get up and sat there.
It was originally from the afternoon, but it got dark shortly after. At this time, Uncle Jiu finally put on his pants and stood up.
"By the way, I forgot to ask you, is my dad scared?" As the sky darkened, a terrifying atmosphere appeared. He hid behind the beams and pillars, and looked carefully at his dad's coffin. Hearing the sound, Dashang Long asked carefully.
"He is a zombie, of course it's terrifying." Uncle Jiu said angrily.
"Horrible? I'm scared, I'll leave first!" Long Dashu took a deep breath when he heard the terrifying, and then said. A big man in a uniform, but he said seriously that I'm scared. This contrast looks really weird.
"No, how can we draw him out after you leave? Do you still want to do it?" The conversation between the two was like a doctor teaching a sick child a lesson. The atmosphere was very strange.
"Oh." replied in a low voice. At this time, he turned his eyes back to the coffin and quietly touched it forward. He wanted to see if the coffin was moving.
However, before getting close enough, I saw a stream of white air spurting out and rushing the coffin lid up.
"Oh my god, my god." Dashuai Long was scared to death and turned around and ran away.
"Don't leave!" Uncle Jiu directly reached out and grabbed his shoulder. However, this guy's quality was really poor, and the shoulder stamp on his shoulder was pulled down by Uncle Jiu.
However, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai had already arrived in front of the door and blocked his way. After one step, they directly lifted Long Dashui up and tied it to the bracket of a coffin.
"You are so brave. Why are you afraid of me here?" Uncle Jiu felt his stomach rolling as soon as he finished speaking.
He didn't say much, and ran over and continued to pull with his stomach.
Feng Bai squatted in the small corner beside him and looked at him with relish, while also observing silence for the Grandmaster Long. There was no way. Who told you to compete with my master for a woman? There was no way to be punished.
As soon as he tied up Long Dashu and Wencai, his face also changed. He said, "Be careful." The two guys ran away irresponsibly.
And at this time, the zombies that had been around for a long time finally came out...
Chapter completed!