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Chapter 9 Shangguan Lichao in this world

Maomao, a fat boy, is so edible, and he can sleep very well. Shangguan Zhongxuan is afraid that he will burp his breasts. Every time he eats a lot, he will hold him and pat his back gently. After the fat guy burped his big breasts, he tilted his head, and leaned on his father's shoulder and fell asleep. Yifei felt itchy and pinched his brother's fleshy little elephant legs and asked, "Maomao either eats or sleeps all day long. When can I tease him?"

Yu Niang comforted her and said, "It won't take long. I'm afraid that you can't bear it if my brother becomes naughty then!" Yifei was so happy that she covered her mouth and giggled.

Maomao is really not a fuel-efficient lamp. When he got older, one day, Fu Jiannong missed his grandson and his wife came to the farmers' market early to slaughter two old hens and came to his daughter's house. Seeing Maomao just got stinky, Yu Niang and the nanny were washing his butt and changing diapers.

Mr. Fu saw the fat and fat young grandson in his heart, and he was very fond of love. Without waiting for Yu Niang and the others to put on the diapers on Maomao, he couldn't wait to pick up his grandson and raise it high to tease him, making the little baby giggle. The joy didn't hurt, and he teased the pee that he had been holding it for most of the day. It was like a fountain, which made the grandfather's head, body, and clothes everywhere. Fu Jiannong was afraid of falling and knocking his grandson, so he didn't dare to let go. When Maomao finished peeing happily, he panted and laughed and scolded: "Little bastard, he urinated so much, it's really worth it!"

He smiled so hard that his waist could not even be straightened. The nanny held back her laughter and asked the old man to wash it. He was so good. He said with a stuttering on his neck: "What's the matter with washing? Just wipe it. My grandson's urine is not sexy or dirty. I put the authentic boy's urine over, and it's better to give it a good medicine tip!" After saying that, he even stuck out his tongue and licked the urine beside his mouth. It really didn't smell strange.

Yifei saw it and asked curiously: "Grandpa, what does it smell? Is it smelly?"

Fu Jiannong replied, "What's so smelly? It's so sweet. Why don't you come and try it too." He acted to hug her, and Yifei was so scared that she ran away with a strange cry.

Fu Ming angrily said, "The older you get, the less you are. You, as long as you are your grandson's things, even if you are just shit, you will say it is fragrant."

Fu Jiannong shook his head and said proudly: "What's wrong, old lady, you don't agree. Let me tell you that as long as it comes out of my grandson, there will be no smell!"

Yu Niang frowned and said disgusted: "Hey, dad, go and wash quickly, it smells so big."

Maomao grew up day by day, laughing for the first time, eating co-food for the first time, learning to speak for the first time, hugging Yu Niang and calling her mother for the first time... Every time his first time made Zhong Xuan and his wife very happy and excited. The little hat that can eat and sleep is super white and fat. When he was toddler, his fat flesh was shaking, which was so cute. In addition, he didn't recognize his child very much, so he laughed when he saw him, and anyone else could hold him. He was a well-known good baby.

Sometimes, Yifei quarreled with other children and had conflicts. She even threatened others nakedly and said, "Okay, you are fierce, you are powerful, remember it for me, you will never want to hug our mao!"

When he grew up a little longer, Xiaogas was super capable of running around, very naughty, causing trouble everywhere, and running away when he made a mistake. Although he was as fat as a pig, he was very flexible when he was flashing. His father Shangguan Zhongxuan's career was booming, the company's business was booming, the scale was getting bigger and bigger, and there were many things in the company, and he needed to deal with them. He also had a lot of social engagements in business. He was busy on weekdays and had no time to take care of the children. The important task of educating his son fell on his wife Yu Niang.

Fu Jiannong is retired and is very leisurely at home. He really wants to take care of his grandson. But Yu Niang is worried that his son is too naughty and his father's body cannot bear it. Fu Jiannong used to be the director of the Jindu Chemical Factory, a state-owned enterprise. Recently, he found out that he had high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and poor physical condition during the physical examination. Maomao likes to make trouble. If he plays a big fuss at his grandfather's house and makes his parents sick, he still has to take care of them by himself. It's all his own business. More importantly, grandparents will definitely spoil him and spoil him. Then this little troublemaker must be even more lawless. At that time, who will still

After thinking about it, Yu Niang made up her mind and would rather be tired than let it go. She thought that this kid had to discipline her strictly, and a filial son was born. So in the busy work of the company, she always tried her best to take time to accompany her son and daughter to cultivate their interests and hobbies in all aspects. It was great to have a daughter, and her daughter was the caring little cotton jacket for parents. Not only did she not cause trouble for Yu Niang, she also helped her discipline Maomao. But Xiao Niang was so fleshy that she was lazy and didn't want to learn anything. She just knew that she kept playing, eating when she was hungry, and sleeping when she was sleepy. She was very free and comfortable. Yu Niang and Yifei teased him as a little confused immortal.

Once, Yu Niang wanted to accompany her husband on a business trip because of an urgent matter, so she had to send her son to her grandfather's house. The old couple was so happy. Mr. Fu asked his daughter and son-in-law to do things outside with peace of mind. Maomao had absolutely nothing to do with him.

When Fu Jiannong was playing with his grandson with enthusiasm, he found several red slap marks on Maomao's butt, which made him tremble even with his heart. He hurriedly asked his grandson who beat him. Xiaogas super crisply replied: "Yu Niang!"

Mr. Fu was so angry that he was furious. Without asking any questions, he picked up the phone and scolded his daughter who was still doing business in another place. After he got angry and exasperated, Yu Niang explained aggrievedly that Maomao was naughty. While she was not careful, she played with a knife and cut a leather sofa that had just been bought at home, and she was not convinced by her sister's control. This way, she hit him in the butt a few times.

Mr. Fu didn't listen to her words at all, and scolded her daughter for not taking care of Maomao well. It was a small matter to cut the sofa. If Maomao was hurt, he would never give up. Regarding the old father's perplexity, Yu Niang was a scholar who met a soldier, and she couldn't explain it clearly. In the end, she had to admit her mistake and apologize to her father, and then escaped the storm and passed the test.

Afterwards, my wife Fu Ming blamed the old man for not protecting his shortcomings, saying that it is normal for parents to discipline their children. Huang Jingtouzi will produce good people. When Yu Niang Yu Tang was young, did you still beat and scold them a lot? Why is it because it was my daughter's turn to educate her grandson? Is that wrong?

Mr. Fu was so angry that he pushed his wife back: "I can care about them, but her Yu Niang beat my grandson so badly! If you beat me again, I will fight with her!"

Fu Ming knew that the old man was unreasonable and couldn't tell him the reason, so he left him, pulled his grandson over, and taught him a trick of his uncle's childhood mercy and a life-saving trick. She demonstrated to her grandson: "Maomao, good baby, if you make a mistake in the future, Yu Niang wants to spank, you can just learn from her mother-in-law, watch, like this..." After saying that, Fu Ming squatted on the ground, crossed his hands and touched his earlobes, and said pitifully: "Yu Niang, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again, so I will spare him this time! Come on, do it as my mother-in-law."

Li Chao, the little fat man, was not very interested in learning other things, but he was very quick to learn this. The pitiful look he was when he begged for mercy was very vivid and vivid, which made the couple laugh out loud.

Mr. Fu pulled up his grandson who was squatting on the ground and laughed and said, "Little bastard, he pretended to be more like your uncle when he was a child. He is such a smart fat baby. If Yu Niang is still able to do anything like this, then her heart is really not as fleshy."

A few days later, Yu Niang came back from a business trip and went to her parents' house to pick up her son. She saw a messy house, a quilt, cotton mattress, bed sheets, and exhausted parents who were soaked on the balcony. She was so shocked that she took a breath, put down the local specialties she brought back, and greeted the two elders timidly, saying that she wanted to take them out for dinner. Zhongxuan had already set a seat at the hotel.

Mr. Fu waved his hand weakly and said he would not go. He was tired and didn't even want to say anything more. Yu Niang didn't force them, saying that she would come to clean up the house after dinner, then picked up her son who was stuffing something into her mouth and was ready to leave so that her parents could rest and raise their spirits.

Ogasama was very sensible and waved to her grandparents, "Grandpa, mother-in-law, I'll come back to play after dinner."

Mr. Fu grinned at him and said, "Little bastard, Yu Niang and the others have just returned. Let's spend a few more days with your parents. Come and come after you have enough fun." Yu Niang laughed in her heart when she heard this, knowing that her parents must have been tortured by her son, and it was hard to say it in front of her. She held back her laughter and hurriedly hugged her son and left.

Time flies, and time passes, and finally I am over three and a half years old. Yu Niang uses her connections to send her son to the best kindergarten in Jindu City: the third kindergarten in the provincial government, and she has a full-time care for her son, and only takes him home every weekend. This saves a lot of trouble now. Yu Niang secretly celebrates herself and finally gets rid of this little devil in a week for several days. She can relax and feel comfortable.

But before she could be happy for a few days, new troubles followed one after another. The kindergarten teacher complained to Yu Niang every few days, saying that Maomao either robbed children's food or destroyed things with a slap in the kindergarten, or teased children and prevented them from sleeping well. Anyway, he was a famous troublemaker in the kindergarten.

Yu Niang had to keep paying for the teacher and the principal, and compensated her son for the damaged items. When she sent him to the kindergarten every Monday, she stuffed his small backpack with food and drink. She repeatedly told him that she should not be naughty in the kindergarten and listen to the teacher's words, otherwise she would be punished to stand and be shut up in a dark room when she went home. Li Chao promised to do it well, but when he arrived at the kindergarten, she forgot it all.

Although Li Chao is naughty and naughty, he is very generous. No matter which child asks him for something to eat, he will give it to him. Therefore, he lost all the food in his small backpack in one or two days and had no snacks to eat. He went to steal other people's things. Although he was fat, he was very energetic and moved quickly. He grabbed food and stuffed it into his mouth in two or three bites. When other children reacted, the things had already entered his stomach. It would be useless for those children to jump on their heels or go to sue the teacher.

The teacher punished him to stand, but after the punishment, he became cute again. The teacher had no choice. He was often angry and cried or laughed. Yu Niang had no choice. He couldn't beat him or scold him. She didn't want to bother her husband with these family trivial matters, because his career was in a period of rapid growth and could not be distracted or could not get rid of himself, so Yu Niang was a little desperate.
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