Chapter 63 Get ready, Ancestor Hongjun!
"Old Ancestor Hongjun..." Hao Ning was almost distracted. Seeing that Liu Shuai and the others were almost smiling, he asked in anger, "Long Fei, Liu Shuai, is this Nezha said?"
"Nonsense, this young man came to see us with a nervous look on his face. After seeing your face-" Liu Shuai touched his chest and was calm, "I just knelt on the ground and called you, Old Ancestor Hongjun, we can't even pull it up!"
"Didn't you ask him why?" Hao Ning thought Nezha was also quite interesting, but there must be a reason for it. "Can you recognize the wrong person? I think I, the public face, may look like the ancestor Hongjun!"
After saying that, Hao Ning couldn't help laughing.
"I asked," Zhou Yuan nodded and said with a smile, "but after this trouble last night, he was still scared and refused to tell us anything."
"You have rich imagination and don't want it, and you don't want it. You don't feel ashamed," Liu Shuai looked at Hao Ning and laughed, "Who has painted a picture of the ancestor Hongjun? Taoism does not recognize the existence of the god Hongjun, okay? There is no temple of ancestor Hongjun, how come the incense? Without incense, how could this god be produced?"
"Hey, you can't be that absolute, either," Hao Ning stopped laughing. He now gradually knew some of the relationship between gods and faith, so he realized that characters like Hongjun Zu are unlikely to become gods. Is the incense not enough? But there is no absolute in the world. He still guessed, "Maybe people have a lot of faith, and Hongjun Zu has a high status in it. Maybe I am really his reincarnation."
"Hahaha," Liu Shuai didn't leave any face for Hao Ning, "If you are the reincarnation of the ancestor Hongjun, then I am the founding Yuanling. No, I am the creation jade plate - hey? Is it the creation jade plate before or the founding Yuanling?"
Zhou Yuan was confused when he heard this: "What is the Jade Plate of Creation, what is the Founding Yuanling?"
Hao Ning knew what Liu Shuai was saying. The two Liu Shuai said were the new gods above Hongjun ancestors compiled online novels in recent decades. This kind of thing is like stairs. If you write one up, you will definitely be able to write one up. Anyway, you don’t expect it to be incense. Readers like yourself will be happy to read it. It’s just that Zhou Yuan, who hardly reads online novels, will not understand it at all.
"The Jade Plate of Creation, Founding Yuan Ling," Hao Ning explained patiently, "is a person who is more awesome than the ancestor Hongjun in theory. This guy is very awesome. Just spitting out a mouthful of water can destroy our earth, no, our universe, no, no, our countless universes."
"So amazing?" Zhou Yuan said in surprise, "Who is the sacred side? Why have I never heard of it?"
"Of course it's amazing!" Liu Shuai said with a smile, "It's just that it's amazing in theory. In fact, his incense is probably not as good as--" As Liu Shuai said that, he took out the money that was just now, "It's not as much as the people who have accumulated on this coin."
"Why?" Zhou Yuan was confused when he heard this, "How could such a powerful god not have incense?"
"Because, he made up, hahaha," Hao Ning couldn't help laughing, "And it was made up in the past few years. In terms of age, it was made up later than me, a post-00s generation! In just a few years, no one has set up a temple for him, so he definitely doesn't have much faith, so how could he become a god?"
"Oh..." Zhou Yuan suddenly realized, "So you are enjoying me,
How can something that is made into a crafted person become a god?”
"I don't agree with this," Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan and no longer smiled. "Whether it is made up of God, it is not whether the person who compiled it believes it or not, or whether he believes it, and becomes a faith, of course there is a possibility of becoming a god."
"Okay, OK," Seeing that Zhou Yuan was about to argue with Liu Shuai, Haoning made a stop gesture, "If we don't argue about this, maybe in a few hundred years, people will believe it. There is really a god named Yuanling, who was born."
"Yes, let's seek common ground while reserving differences," Liu Shuai agreed, and then said to Haoning, "But the ancestor Hongjun—" After saying that, Haoning made a gesture to kick Liu Shuai's ass, Liu Shuai was happy and hid, "Nezha said that we will visit us in two days-of course, mainly to visit you, the ancestor. You will give us a good look at that time. What props do you want to buy, apples, bananas, rice, fragrance, wreaths, and elegy couplets."
"Gogun, the dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory," Hao Ning was a little proud when he heard Liu Shuai's style. When he heard Liu Shuai say he wanted to buy him a wreath and make elegiac couplets, he knew that this guy was not kind, "Liu Shuai, you have become bad. You are not the simple programmer I know."
"Liu Shuai is not bad, Xiao Wen doesn't love it," Liu Shuai laughed. It seems that men who have love will become different. "But seriously, think about it, we can't show our timidity when Nezha comes, right? At least we have gods here." Liu Shuai looked at the confused circle god, looking at Long Fei, who was like a wealthy fan, and sighed. Although there are two gods here, it seems that they are not on the same level as Nezha in terms of appearance!
"Wait!...How did Nezha know where I am?" Hao Ning was a little suspicious, "It won't be--"
"Of course we told him your work location!" Liu Shuai's eyes were so smiled that he could no longer see his pupils. "In order to cooperate with him, we had to swear that the reincarnation of the ancestor Hongjun may have a little blurry memory. Please don't scare you."
"You--" Hao Ning remembered the messy decorations on the table in the company, "Oh my God, I am the ancestor of Hongjun! What about my Zixiao Palace? It's the desk with Coke and potato chips? It's too messy! Where is my cloud bed? It's the 50-yuan rotating seat? Are you sick! Are you deliberately revealing my shortcomings?"
"Oh, I can't say that," Liu Shuai yawned. He thought he hadn't slept all night and was sleepy at this time. "There were so many strange things last night. Do we really don't understand it? Nezha seems to have a good impression of you. We just took this opportunity to find out what happened to Mr. Fei. If we could know how to get Qi Li's soul back-" Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan, "And there were still the souls of the soul splitting gate in his hand. If we could exchange it for it..."
"If I could exchange it, do you think Xiaowen would be happier, right?" Hao Ning was very energetic. After hearing this, he finally knew what Liu Shuai was thinking. "I'll tell you clearly. You've calculated everything. Xiaowen didn't know that the souls of those vegetative people were replaced by the souls of animals, and there was a problem. Even if you find the souls of those people, you can't invite Xiaowen. Maybe after you explain, Xiaowen's personality that doesn't believe in gods or ghosts will still feel that you are talking about it. The little good that brother finally helped you build in Xiaowen's heart may disappear all of a sudden! Don't say that brother, I didn't remind you..."
"Ah? I miscalculated!" Liu Shuai's face changed at this time, and he slapped his thighs and said in annoyance, "Why didn't I think about this? I just thought about it..." He glanced at the others secretly. Zhou Yuan looked sleepy and didn't hear what he was saying at all. Long Fei looked at the magic weapons on the table, wanted to move but didn't dare to move, and sighed secretly. He blamed himself for not thinking clearly. As long as he bit the bullet and said, "Even if this is the case, it's not a bad thing to know more..."
"Hahaha," Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai's face with a pitiful look. He stopped answering his words, and said, "Sleep." After that, he entered the bedroom. When he heard that he was sleeping, Zhou Yuan's yawn was so hard that he could no longer beat him. He hurriedly followed Hao Ning into the bedroom.
Unexpectedly, Hao Ning was angry that he still hurt his chest, and glared at Zhou Yuan and said, "You little hooligan with dirty thoughts, don't follow you."
"I have no dirty thoughts. That is my newly discovered Danmei novel..." Zhou Yuan looked dissatisfied, but he did not dare to move forward.
"What about me?" Long Fei mistakenly thought that Hao Ning might be the strongest mana here, thinking that multiple sets of things are about to be close, "Can I come in?"
"You-" Hao Ning was thinking that it doesn't matter if a dragon was not concerned, but looking at Zhou Yuan's expression on his face, he quickly said, "No, I don't like people with big garlic smells - no dragon can do it!"
"Oh, then I'd better go back to my temple." Long Fei also had a sad face and snapped his fingers. A sound of water flowing from the bathroom, and then he disappeared with a plop.
"It's better to be the Dragon God. The water escape is really fast," Hao Ning sighed with a smile, suddenly felt something was wrong, and hurriedly went to the bathroom to take a look, and his face suddenly looked even worse than Liu Shuai, "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
"What's wrong with you?" Liu Shuai was immersed in the sadness of regretting his miscalculation after Hao Ning's careful analysis. Seeing Hao Ning's face looked so ugly, he couldn't help but feel a little happy. A heart of inexplicable revenge surged in his heart, and he also pretended to be concerned and asked, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"Long Fei's water escape actually came out of the water from my toilet sewer!" Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai and said nervously.
"What's wrong?" Liu Shuai didn't understand for a moment, "The waterways in the toilet sewer are unobstructed. Besides, how he walks, what does it have to do with you?"
"Did you forget?" Hao Ning felt chills, and couldn't help but tremble. He quickly took off his shirt and went into the bathroom, opened the shower and prepared to take a shower. Before closing the door, he stretched out his head and said the last sentence, "Long Fei once brought us to escape with him! This was the plop at that time!"
"Damn - I want to take a shower!" Liu Shuai immediately figured out that he had been "water escaped" from the toilet by Long Fei! He quickly took off his clothes and knocked on the bathroom door, "Open the door quickly, I feel like I'm smelly all over my body!"
"Get out-I'll wash for two hours first!" The bathroom door was locked, and a voice that made Liu Shuai despair came from inside.
Chapter completed!