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After the exercises ended at noon that day, a row of infantrymen walked sideways into the washroom like dance students at an art academy who had overworked their hamstrings for the first time. They walked like crabs.

As soon as Li Zheng entered, he saw Fatty Wei wearing fitness shorts bending over the sink, lifting up his pants and looking inside.

So he dragged his lame leg over to him with difficulty and asked, "What's wrong? The lifeline has been kicked back?"

Fatty Wei raised his head and saw that it was Li Zheng. He looked around cautiously, but did not see the scouts there. Then he grinned and said, "Damn, these scouts are so cruel. Look -"

He exposed his thigh to Li Zheng.

Li Zheng saw it and smiled.

He opened his pants to show Fatty Wei.

"Look at mine."

When Fatty Wei saw it, he was happy and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Fuck, you are worse than me..."

Li Zheng's thighs were darkened and bulging.

"You're laughing your ass off! You're gloating!"

Li Zheng couldn't help but eliminate Fatty Wei.

"Thank you for saying I'm your best friend."

Fatty Wei waved his hands quickly: "No, no, no, I'm not laughing at you, I just remembered something quite funny."

"The Romance of Fairy Wood"

Li Zheng asked him: "What's the matter? It makes you happy."

Fatty Wei said: "I once read on the Internet that Cixi, an old woman, was extremely extravagant and cowardly in eating pork, and she had a very perverted way of eating it."

Li Zheng asked: "How to eat it?"

Fatty Wei said: "When she wanted to eat pork, the imperial kitchen would catch a few pigs that were carefully fed, put them in the yard and let the pigs run around, and let several little eunuchs chase after them with a wooden plank each, specifically to attack the pigs.

Say hello on the back, beat it until it turns purple and bruised, then kill it, then cut the bruised part, saying it is where the blood and essence are, and it is all concentrated there, it is very delicious."

After saying that, he couldn't help but glance at the root of his thigh again.

"Tell me, how much energy and blood I have wasted here..."
Chapter completed!