Chapter 15 Leopard Print Skirt(1/2)
"Master, let's discuss something with you."
"What's the matter?"
"In the future, if you see Guanyin Bodhisattva, I hope you will not say what happened today."
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's face was quite thin.
As the saying goes, a person is invincible.
So in this regard, Tang Sanzang is the leader.
But why is Guanyin Bodhisattva? Why don’t she know?
Could it be that what the monkey was thinking about in his head could not know?
Or is it not like this that the monkey in the script?
"Are you afraid that Sister Guanyin's view of you is biased?"
Tang Sanzang joked.
“Master…”
"Hahaha……"
"Master, my disciple beg you!"
"It depends on your mood!"
Sun Wukong:...
"Okay, let's go, it's important to hurry up!"
Tang Sanzang felt happy. He could do whatever he wanted and conquer the female fairy.
Let’s talk about Tang Sanzang riding a horse and Sun Wukong walking in front of him with his luggage.
Soon, the two passed through the Two Realms Mountain.
"I finally left there."
Sun Wukong sighed.
There is his pain. If a person is trapped in a place and cannot move, he will not be able to bear it for a day, let alone five hundred years?
The two walked along.
Suddenly, a cheetah as big as a cow was rushing towards the two of them.
Such a huge thing is almost a person who becomes a savage person.
In its eyes, two people are delicious food.
Sun Wukong stood in front of him, feeling depressed.
"This cheetah is a very bad time. If it is a mortal, it can still eat meat, but it is a master. It's so sad."
While he was speaking, he could only hear Tang Sanzang say:
"Wukong, peeling off the cheetah from the road is awesome. I want to pull a dress for you and cover your lower body."
Only then did Sun Wukong realize that he was covered with monkey hair, and the previous costume of Monkey King had long been slapped into ashes by Tathagata.
It was a bit indecent to appear in front of everyone like this.
Sun Wukong smiled a little embarrassed and politely.
"Skirt? Master, the disciple is a man! Don't wear that thing!"
"Can men wear skirts?"
"Why don't your master wear it?"
"Are you teaching your teacher to do things? Do you really want to disobey your teacher?"
Tang Sanzang's face changed.
"Didn't dare!"
Sun Wukong was so scared that he said he didn't dare.
Tang Sanzang was so majestic that even if he was the Monkey King, he was still very scared.
From the beginning of his slap on the back of the monkey's head, the monkey has already regarded him as the Bodhi Patriarch.
Moreover, Guanyin said that only by worshiping Tang Sanzang as his teacher can one achieve the right result.
The cheetah on the side looked at the weird two people and even forgot that they were eating human flesh today.
"Why don't you go quickly? Next time you meet Sister Guanyin, you will have a good image."
When he said this, Sun Wukong agreed.
“Yes, Master.”
Then he put down his luggage, pulled out a needle in his ear, and faced the wind, and a bowl-sized iron rod appeared in his hand, which was the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
He held it in his hand and smiled and said, "This treasure has not been used for more than five hundred years. You leopard can die under my Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which is a blessing for thousands of years of cultivation!"
Then he pulled his steps forward and faced the cheetah.
"Where are you going?"
The leopard squatted and lay on the ground, and made its way.
Before he set out, he was hit by a blow to his head, and his brain burst.
"Master Leopard is dead, what should I do next?..."
"Let me do it! Look carefully!"
"Master, are you?"
Tang Sanzang didn't know where to get a sharp knife. He picked up the skin from the leopard's belly, peeled it down, peeled off the skin, chopped off the nails, cut off the head, cut a piece of leopard skin in four or four square pieces, lifted it up, and measured it.
“Well…the size is right.”
"Master, do you really want to wear it?"
"Are you afraid that you won't look good? Don't worry, my teacher will definitely design a wild and elegant leopard print skirt for you... It is definitely at the forefront of the times, and you will be the leader in fashion trends!"
Sun Wukong regretted it a little.
But now it's too late to say anything.
"Master, this wilderness is worse than not doing it if you have fur but no needles."
"I have!"
Tang Sanzang took out the needle and thread from the package given by Li Shimin and began to sew it.
How could Tang Sanzang have these things? Oh my God! What happened?
"This is the master's good intention, and I cannot let it go! Do you know?"
Sun Wukong:...
According to modern thinking, Tang Sanzang divided five out of two steps. In a short time, two leopard-print skirts were completed with two legs exposed.
By the way, there are two shawls.
"Try wearing two sets of leopard print clothes?"
Sun Wukong had no solution and dared not say no, so he could only do what he wanted.
One day he left Tang Sanzang, it must not be because of monsters, but because of these strange requests.
When he put on his clothes, he did not forget to pull down his skirt.
"The skirt is a little shorter, Master!"
"This is called fashion, do you understand? These are things that you want to cover up or not, which attracts imagination. When you wear them, you will be the most beautiful baby in the audience! They look good, really good! Moreover, this is the latest style a thousand years later. If you want to wear them, you may not be able to buy them."
Sun Wukong would rather not.
Tang Sanzang actually admired it alone.
Sun Wukong was speechless again.
As for Guanyin in the sky, she must be in a slight discussion in her heart when she looked at everything below.
"How come Jin Chanzi's behavior is so weird? I didn't know that he could design clothes before?"
"Master, I think the monkey looks so beautiful..."
Guanyin said to Mucha in anger:
"It's so good, why don't you go down to earth to help Tang Sanzang go to the West to obtain scriptures? Let him tell you something?"
As soon as these words were spoken, Mu Cha quickly changed his words.
"The disciple still wants to serve the master. Don't want that skirt!"
Guanyin then suddenly thought of something.
To be continued...