Chapter 164 Hey! It's Too Difficult To Be A Man
Lu Fan said calmly: "Although there are many ways, considering that these methods are only suitable for me, I can only recommend a simple thing to you."
Lu Fan flipped his right hand and two black cigarettes appeared in his hand. He explained: "These two cigarettes were personally lit by Master, and they have very magical effects.
The method of using is very simple. After seeing the old spirit, handing it a cigarette can be used to temporarily drive away the old spirit. You can also take this opportunity to escape."
Xia Ling curiously took the undead cigarette and was shocked to find that it turned out to be an old curse object. Although it was a disposable item, it was also very good.
However, Xia Ling felt very strange. Why did a monk carry a cigarette with him and consecrate a cigarette? This is too willful.
Li Yue also took the cigarette from Lu Fan's hand and showed a happy expression like Xia Ling. She didn't expect that she would also get an old curse like Chen Liang.
This is so lucky!
No words all night.
Sleeping Square!
The next day, a dilapidated minibus slowly drove into the Sleeping Square. Under the attention of many devil dance aunts, Lu Fan walked down gracefully.
The medium-sized bus started slowly again and soon disappeared at the end of the road.
"You are my little one"
"You won't even think too much of it"
"The red little face warms my heart"
"Light up my life's fire and fire"
The devil's singing resounded throughout the square, and the aunts danced in an orderly and weird manner, with perverted smiles on their faces, as if they were not dancing, but more like they were sacrifices.
But Lu Fan has become accustomed to it. After all, this world is like this bird. People who are not used to it have long been reincarnated until they become accustomed to it.
Because they are all neighbors, Lu Fan didn't want to be too high-profile, so the golden talisman on his body automatically disappeared and turned back to his original appearance.
As for the hair on his head, he didn't know why he didn't restore it to its original state after filming, but he was too lazy to pursue it.
Because the skin of the whole body has long been transformed into the skin of the evil god, he said there was no problem with the small matter of hair regeneration.
Even if Lu Fan wants to grow taller, he will be a little bit different, just like the movie "Painted Skin" I watched in his previous life.
"Big brother, you're back from a business trip!"
At this moment, an innocent voice sounded next to him.
Lu Fan looked down and found that the person talking was a child wearing a blue coat.
"Little friend, it's you." Lu Fan touched the child's sharp hair and said with a smile, "Why are you getting up so early to skate?"
This kid Lu Fan met him. He was waiting for the Purgatory train here three years ago when he met the little guy named Kelan.
Unexpectedly, in three years, this little girl has not changed at all, and she is still so small.
"No, I've been sliding all night." Colan said naively: "When the sun is getting bigger, I'll go back and rest."
Lu Fan nodded: "So that's how it is."
"Okay, it depends on the weather."
Watching Ke Lan disappear at the corner of the alley, Lu Fan walked home expressionlessly.
At this moment, an evil god blue sports car parked steadily in front of Lu Fan. The window opened, revealing the beautiful side face of the young woman inside.
A pair of black sunglasses covers most of the woman's white and tender cheeks, and the delicate red lips are deeply tempting, making people unable to help but explore.
The young woman turned her head and said to Lu Fan, "Husband, get in the car!"
Lu Fan: "..."
Lu Fan discovered that although he knew this woman, she was not his wife because she was his sister-in-law Su Yueyan.
Lu Fan thought speechlessly: "Why have you changed your identity again? And are the three sisters of the Su family relatives of the will of this world? They have been changing identities between the three of them. He really wants to experience the feeling of being single."
"Yueyan, why are you here?"
Lu Fan nodded and opened the car door very naturally. He could see Su Yueyan, who was dressed very beautifully.
It's obvious that she dressed up on purpose.
Su Yueyan was wearing a very sexy black pleated short skirt and a pair of black stockings on her snow-white long legs, which looked very sexy.
Su Yueyan wore sunglasses and said with a smile: "When I heard that husband, you will come back today, I rushed over immediately. Are you surprised or not?"
Lu Fan said: "It was indeed a surprise, and it was also very unexpected."
Su Yueyan asked with a smile while driving: "I knew you would be surprised. By the way, husband, is it still going to exorcism this time to go to the Bones City to exorcism?"
Lu Fan was a little confused. He remembered Su Yueyan's husband, who was a detective, and he also went to investigate the mistress in other places. After two years of investigation, why did he now work as an exorcist in other places?
Although Lu Fan was a little puzzled, he still said calmly: "It's still smooth, but he didn't make any money."
Regarding the questions in my heart, Lu Fan thought it would be better to solve them slowly.
Su Yueyan said casually: "It's okay if you can't make money. I don't expect you to make money anyway. After all, the money I make is enough for us both.
Moreover, husband, you were just a poor third-rate detective, but now you have to add an exorcist business, so it is normal not to make money.”
Su Yueyan asked, "Husband, are you going to your own detective office now to stay, or go home directly?"
"I'll go to my own detective office first, maybe I can still take orders." Lu Fan looked at the beauties on both sides of the street and asked casually: "Where is my sister-in-law?"
Su Yueyan gave Lu Fan a white look and said, "Shiyao lives with Xiying now, so she should still be at work."
Lu Fan asked curiously: "How did they live together?"
Su Yueyan sighed and explained: "Xiying's husband Lu Fan, because he sold out all the glucos sugar from the hospital, was asked by the company to go to other places to cultivate grapes and prepare to make glucose. I'm afraid I won't be able to come back here?"
Lu Fan: "..."
Can you not treat me as illiterate? Glucose is made of grapes? Don’t you lie to me?
And it's just to make glucose, not to go out to be a slave, why can't I come back?
Su Yueyan continued: "Shiyao is sad because of Lu Fan's empathy for someone else!"
Lu Fan asked in a daze: "Is there any love for someone else? Is this true?"
He couldn't understand whether the will of this world had a grudge against him and kept changing his identity. He only wanted a simple love, why was it so difficult?
Su Yueyan nodded sadly, "Yes, Shiyao said that Lu Fan came back the day before yesterday to say goodbye to her because he fell in love with another woman in the three years of disappearance, and his name was Yu Ya, and he left overnight the day before yesterday."
"Yu Ya?"
Lu Fan muttered, "Why does this name sound so familiar?"
Su Yueyan continued: "Because of this blow, Shi Yao and Xiying don't seem to like men now, and because of eating and living together, they are actually interesting to each other, but they are two sisters!"
Lu Fan: "…Sisters Lily!"
He was silent for a long time and finally said two words: Damn it!
"Why!"
Chapter completed!