Chapter 1 Is the Lord God a fool?
night.
Chi Mo sat bored on the sofa, thrusting his eyelids, and his head was dozing off bit by bit.
Suddenly, a burst of rushing shouts came from the TV—
"Good audiences, let's take a look at this team battle of five vs. five! Cui Bai from the blue side rushed up directly! He used the unique skill "Immortal Golden Body" he got from the world of "Storm and Clouds"! The immortal golden body is the unique skill that the main god has evaluated as B-level skill! Can't beat him! The people in the red side can't hit him at all! Oh my God! Ge Zi'an from the blue side has set up a gun! Is he going to use his unique skill?? It must be that one of them at such a distance! It is said that Ge Zi'an's unique skill is the supreme skill obtained from the world of "Advance to Cannon Fire" "Kill the Japanese sniper with one shot from 800 miles away! Player Ge Zi'an entered the national team with this unique skill!"
『Shooting! Ge Zi'an fired four shots in a row! All of them are empty! Human body strokes are hung! Stone hammer is opened!
"Although Ge Zi'an's four elements are empty, we can see that under Cui Bai's leadership, the Red Square is already in danger! Their nanny Wang Yingying is desperately using the snow piaoyao! But the milk does not move! The milk does not move!"
"The Red Square is defeated! Audiences! Let us congratulate the Blue Square - congratulations on winning the team match of this Reincarnation Competition!"
So noisy...
Chi Mo raised his eyes, glanced at the picture on the TV, and then shook his head helplessly.
These guys are so stupid.
Baji, Baji...
Suddenly, a chewing sound came from beside me.
Chi Mo turned his head and saw a little loli in pink and jade that was taking off her slippers, putting her legs directly on his thighs, her cute little feet were wearing white cotton socks, and her small feet were shaking around.
The little loli, who was eating snacks and staring at the TV screen attentively, seemed to feel something, turned around and then gave Chi Mo a big smile.
"Brother~"
"Um?"
"Are you going to eat me tonight?"
Bang!
Chi Mo gently tapped the little loli with her two ponytails on the head.
"Du! Ruo! Our country has a complete set of criminal laws..."
"Then immigrate!"
"No country in this world would allow anyone to attack a twelve-year-old girl like you - no, I almost got it wronged by you. I mean you are too young... no, we are brothers and sisters."
"Not a kiss."
Du Ruo Xiao Loli curled her lips, took out a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into her mouth, chewing them like a hamster with her cheeks.
Finally, she said, "Agree, brother, you are a lolicon."
"You are slander!"
Chi Moyi spoke righteously, his face full of seriousness, and his body full of the light of the righteous.
"I saw it all! The illustrations you drew! They are all loli! And they are super awkward!"
"That was the request of Party A. What can I do? What I like is the young lady with big breasts."
Chi Mo snorted lightly, as if he was extremely despised by some stupid and criticized the Party who always made strange requests.
"And little girl, if I don't go to take orders, how can I make money? How can I support you if I don't make money? Which of your food and clothing is not what I spend?"
"Then I'll agree~"
"How much is your two taels of meat worth?"
"Brother, do you like tanks!?" The little loli opened her chestnut-like round eyes and stared at Chi Mo with horror, as if she had seen a prehistoric monster. "I didn't expect you to be like this brother! Although I mean I'm willing to do whatever you like, tanks and other things... are so ugly."
Chi Mo chose to shut up because he had never beaten this bad loli when it comes to quarrel.
At this time, the Reincarnation Competition on TV ended, and it was the time to advertise again that everyone liked.
Chi Mo exhaled a breath of turbid air and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
The style of painting in this world is getting stranger.
When Chi Mo originally found out that he had traveled to a world that was sensible to his previous life, he was very calm.
He was originally living alone without any heart, and there was no difference in a world.
So soon Chi Mo returned to his old career in the new world and became a...book painter.
With his superb painting skills, superb control of human body structure and accurate grasp of lsp's mentality, Chi Mo quickly became a prosperous person and once became a big shot in the industry.
But later, the style of painting in this world became strange.
When Chi Mo heard the arrival of the reincarnation space for the first time, Chi Mo was almost stunned - the main gods of other people secretly played a small window like a rogue advertisement on the computer, just like the suspicious person selling colored pirated CDs that Erliqiao asked you mysteriously, "Brother, do you want to sell?", for fear that he would be watched by others if he had a big deal.
The main god of this world is better. He came straight to a full-frequency broadcast, which is like the stupid comments in third-rate online games who buy speakers and swim the screen because of a painful little thing.
It's almost impossible to show up in front of everyone in an unscientific way and say, "Are you here to be a reincarnation man? There are good things here."
The human view of three things collapsed from that day on.
In the first year, the world was not ordinary chaos.
The beautiful host in the East drama News Network [Bee--] is righteous in his face, persuading everyone to believe in science, work with peace of mind, and contribute to the prosperity of the country. Mr. Dong, who is in the West, showed off his accordion skills on TV every few days while shouting, "This is God bless me, Yingjiabao." He can also take the time to push the alarm clock on his face, just like he ordered an alarm clock, and shout "Demolition!" every day, "Demolition!".
later?
Later, the beautiful host in the east left a sentence "Go to your science! I don't do it" and went to be a reincarnation person, while the Mr. Dong in the west failed to be re-election.
What a sad story ╮(╯▽╰)╭
However, human beings are really a species with super adaptability, or the elites within the ruling class of a slightly stronger country in this world cannot be underestimated. They have actually soothed the arrival of the reincarnation space in a short period of time, and the large-scale riots caused by the people of their own country becoming reincarnators - of course, it is only to a certain extent.
Even now, no one is surprised that even if you turn right in the bun shop next door, the owner of the shop selling you meat buns with a smile, is a reincarnation person.
——Didn’t you see the photos of yourself hanging on the walls of other people’s shops when they were educated by various loves of the 18 Shaolin bronze men in the world of “God of Cookery”? That is a medal of glory.
For Chi Mo, in the case of the arrival of the reincarnation space, he has a huge advantage that no one in this world does not have.
Only he knows the plot.
From the news released on the Internet and in TV news, Chi Mo judged that all the worlds in the reincarnation space were all kinds of works that he knew in his previous life, from animation to movies to TV to games and even novels.
But there is no such world!
Just-
"Why haven't I become a reincarnation until now? Did the Lord God find out that I'm a bug and he didn't let me in?"
With his back on the sofa, Chi Mo sighed quietly.
Chapter completed!