004 This historian is unusual
004 This historian is extraordinary
At this time, the original memory will work.
What is the original body for?
A little Taoist priest.
What do Taoist priests do?
Reading scriptures and refining alchemy.
Reading the scriptures is a good thing. Read more books and newspapers. Read the "Peace Sutra" for no reason. Be safe for the whole family!
Alchemy is even more a great thing.
Use minerals such as quartz, sulfur, cinnabar, and lead powder that are "rich in nutrients", as well as health products such as Ziheche and Thousand Years of Ganoderma lucidum to make a bunch of things that no one knows what it is.
It is said that eating can prolong life and even immortality.
But no, if you die of eating, you will naturally live forever.
The original body also played with the old Taoist priest for a few days. Although he was just a Taoist boy who fanned the flames, he at least knew some basic common sense.
Zhao Dachui recalled the operation key points and laughed: "Who can compare with the official family today? Let me change you a trick. Cao Lima took a few cinnabars and two silver bowls. By the way, catch another bird."
In a blink of an eye, the things were delivered.
Zhao Daqian lit the candle, used two silver bowls to hold the cinnabar, and placed it on the flame to burn it. After a while, there was a faint white smoke coming out of the gap.
Then he grabbed the unlucky little white mouse, uh, it was Zhao Ji's beloved ribbon bird, and approached the smoke and let it take two second-hand smoke.
The foolish bird took a few breaths without being willing to suck his wings, then bleeded in seven orifices, and traveled to the west.
【I'm sorry, it's poisonous.】
[Second-hand smoke is so scary, I lit a cigarette silently.]
[Reject porn, refuse gambling, refuse second-hand smoke.]
[Everyone smokes one hand and lets the anchor die.]
[Is this mercury vapor? It's very toxic!]
[The anchor is very hard-working!]
【A lollipop is served, no thanks.】
[So generous, I can say something worth a dollar? I can walk on the bulldozer.]
【When you are afraid of you when you start a small sports car?】
【Rockets get up!】
[Rational consumption, spacecraft is presented!]
【Uncle, two spaceships!】
"Thank you all for continuing to watch my performance!"
Zhao Dahui lifted the silver bowl, and the originally bright red cinnabar was gone, only a drop of silver liquid shining with a strange light.
"What is this? Why did my bird die?"
Zhao Ji, a waste, was as sad as if he had died when his beloved bird died.
Cao Lima took the opportunity to slander: "The thing in this bowl should be mercury, which is commonly used in Taoist alchemy. It is called Cainu and spiritual liquid! As for why the bird that Your Majesty loved died, I don't know. Could it be that the little marquis strangled to death?"
This old guy is so stingy, don’t you just instruct you to do some work? As for framing me in front of your boss? You’re really not a man!
Well, it seems that he is really not a man.
It is impolite to come but not come.
If you molested me, I will, ah, that old eunuch really can't do it!
Zhao Dachui sneered: "Cao Lima deserves to die, she actually deceived the emperor, intending to murder the empress dowager and the official family. Come on, chop this dog into meat sauce and feed it to the dog!"
When feeding dogs, dogs may not be willing to eat them, and dogs may not be willing to eat them.
Cao Lima looked innocent and knelt down and begged for mercy: "I have no intention of this, the marquis is slandering me!"
"Slander? Do you often offer elixirs to take with you all the nobles in the palace? There is cinnabar inside the elixir, and the mercury steam emitted is highly poisonous. Who do you want to poison?"
Nothing is important to your own life. Although the Queen Mother and Zhao Ji want to live forever and eat some "immortal pills" when they are fine, this thing is poisonous!
The Empress Dowager and Zhao Ji looked at Cao Lima with unfriendly eyes, very unfriendly.
Cao Lima knelt with a pounce: "I'm so loyal to you, the sun is worthy of the day..."
"Call your sister!"
Zhao Dachui stretched out his middle finger, uh, and then stretched out his index finger, and turned around and pointed to Cai Jing: "Say, what did the Japanese send you to do? Are you going to poison Grand Master Cai to death, destroy my mainstay, and seize the mountains and rivers of the Song Dynasty?"
Cai Jing also took medicine with the emperor, and suddenly felt that his originally healthy body seemed to have problems, and his head hurts all over his body.
But based on the principle that hearing is false and seeing is true, Cai Jing still raised a question: "Is this also a Taoist law?"
"No, no." Zhao Dahui shook his index finger, "This is the power of knowledge."
[Isn't it just a simple chemical reaction? This is pretending.]
【The ancients were really ignorant!】
【The body is so good, this is not poisoned.】
[Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid of traveling all over the world.]
[I'm going to lick the chemistry teacher, and I'm not allowed to compete with me!]
Cai Jing didn't know who the knowledge was, but he knew that he had been poisoned. Although he was not as deep as Zhao Ji - he was the emperor, and of course the poisoning was deeper than the ministers - but it was definitely not something that could be removed in one or two days.
"If the Marquis reminded me, I am still in the dark. I will thank you first." Cai Jing thanked me indifferently, and bowed to the Empress Dowager and Zhao Ji, "I feel a little uncomfortable and want to go home to rest for a few days. I hope the official will be grateful."
Is this going to take a sick leave and take a sick number?
"No! You can't leave."
Before the two big guys could speak, Zhao Dachui refused first: "Do I have saved you?"
"Uh, forget it."
"How do you plan to repay me?"
"Only when you give kindness but don't seek repayment, you will become a gentleman!"
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a villain, ah, I'm a child." Malicious behavior made Zhao Dachui almost disgusted himself.
There is no way!
If we can't play tricks with cunning guys like Cai Jing, we have to attack him unexpectedly.
"I have no body and poor family, so I really don't have a decent gift!"
[The grace of saving one's life should be promised by one's body!]
【Uh-huh.】
【Together!】
【Together!】
【Together!】
...
"Together." Zhao Dachui, who was brainwashed by the neat formation, snored and snored.
"Well?"
"Ah! I want to be a historian and contribute to the country. Can you support me and thank me for my kindness?"
Cai Jing is worthy of being an old bird in the world. After a little thought, he said a high-sounding sentence: "A historian has a low position and a heavy responsibility, and should not be given lightly. He is not a person with outstanding literary talent and is well-known in the scholars..."
"You old glass, just repay me like this?"
Zhao Daechui thought Cai Jing was really a bad person.
"Don't worry."
Cai Jing smiled slightly, waved his hand like a mosquito, and wrote back: "Although Anlehou is young, he is knowledgeable and talented, and his ministers are very impressed. Moreover, it is even more valuable for the children of the royal family to take the initiative to share the worries of the country."
After singing the high-profile song, Cai Jing bowed deeply and said loudly: "I am willing to recommend Anle Hou Zhao Dachui as historian to record his daily notes. If there is any dissonance in the matter, I am willing to bear joint and several liability."
It is so impulsive that people are urinating.
I don’t know, but I thought this loyal and loyal minister was so loyal that he was ready to die generously and sacrifice his life for the country.
【Ph, drama master!】
[This guy seems to be the leader of the six thieves, doesn’t he look like it?]
【Ignorance of the people!】
[Which treacherous minister can write on his face, I am a treacherous minister!]
【Rely on fooling around.】
Zhao Ji really took this trick and helped Cai Jing up very moved: "The Grand Master is really my humerus. If you have this, what else can you ask for?"
Cai Jing was also crying: "With the appreciation of the official family, even if the empress is tragic, there will be no regrets in this life!"
"Love..."
"Official family..."
"You two are enough, who will show your love?"
The sun, two old men hugged each other and cried, lingering to the end of the world, and didn’t think about the audience’s feelings?
Maybe it was because he felt that a scene of a relationship between the king and the minister was interrupted, and the atmosphere that had finally been brewed was destroyed. Zhao Ji said impatiently: "I give the Grand Master a face, so I will reluctantly agree to let you walk in the palace temporarily for the time being for consultants."
Chapter completed!