021 Our Big House

Just as Zhao Dachui was hesitating whether to invite the heartless Zhao Ji to "eat melon", the cute queen quickly explained: "Don't blame the emperor, the official can't speak clearly."

Oh, it turns out that the emperor and the queen were concerned that the little emperor's uncle was not sleeping well, so they specially cleaned up a palace for the emperor's uncle to rest so that the emperor could better serve the Song Dynasty.

Full of sincerity!

But what the hell is the three words "Lichunyuan"?

I bullied me and didn’t know the famous Master Wei?

Back then, we also fantasized about being able to live a glorious life like Master Wei, be accused of the emperor, and have seven or eight beauties to serve him, and enjoy the happiness!

【What did I see?】

[You read it right, it is the three words Lichunyuan.]

【It's the garden, not the garden, you are illiterate.】

【Is there any difference?】

【Uh, it seems to mean the same.】

[Shocked, did Zhao Ji, the foolish monarch, open the entertainment venue to the palace?]

[I heard that there is a famous prostitute named Li Shishi?]

【Do you want to see it?】

【Ph, I want to do it too!】

Of course, Li Shishi couldn't live here, there was no such statement.

It’s not that Li Shishi couldn’t live in the palace, but that he didn’t say that he would give the rest of his nephew to his uncle to play with.

What did that become?

The eunuch who guided him shouted like a big teapot: "Young people, come out to welcome the marquis!"

【puff!】

【It’s a good thing that is not going downstairs to pick up customers.】

[This little yellow sect is a lustful talent!]

"You are quite familiar with the business. In which venue have you ever been in?"

The eunuch was also a wonderful person and said with a smile: "I dare to ask the marquis to know. The young man had the honor to visit the official family and had seen the scenes several times."

"You have gone out to play with the official family, where have you been to? Have you ever met Li Shishi?" Zhao Dahui's gossip fire was burning.

"No one knows everyone's reputation. It's just that I'm lucky enough to see you."

Oh, it turns out that this guy is just an errand runner and can't see the real master at all, so there is nothing to say to him.

Zhao Dahui waved his hand: "Don't talk about those things, I'm a gentleman, and I will never go to those places. Let me introduce who are these people? Will you just follow me in the future?"

The eunuch said, "The little one is called Andehao, and those are the big treasures and the second treasures..."

"I understand," Zhao Dahui pointed to the third eunuch, "He must be Sanbao, right?"

The little eunuch hurriedly replied: "I'm young because I have little hair when I entered the palace, they all called me Sanmao."

“…”

Zhao Dachui, who was shaking his clever and unshaking, was so embarrassed that his fingers were messy and messy in the wind.

Andho hurriedly rescued the scene and stepped forward to slap Sanmao: "I beat you to death. The Marquis said that you are Sanbao, and you are Sanbao. How dare you say that you are Sanmao? Have you turned against you?"

Zhao Dachui followed suit and slapped Andrea: "Your uncle, you dare to destroy my reputation and slap you to death! Who will be called Sanmao in the future. This marquis has always been committed to conquering people with virtue. How can he change his name casually?"

"Yes, yes, yes, what the Marquis taught me is the most. Have you remembered it? From now on, we are all members of the Marquis. We must be convinced by virtue when we go out."

Dabao, Erbao, Sanmao replied in unison: "Remember!"

Although there are only three or two kittens, they have their own team at least.

According to the rules of later generations, on the first day of the establishment of a new company, they will send red envelopes to employees for good luck.

Zhao Dachui touched his body and felt so embarrassed again.

I just arrived in the palace for a day and didn’t get any good things. I even paid for a sweet melon and didn’t even have a penny on it. How could I send a red envelope?

"System, can I redeem any prizes?"

"Haha, no."

"What about spending money to buy?"

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier? The shelves of this system have a wide variety of products, good quality, reliable quality, and arrive in minutes, which is even better than SF Express..."

"Stop! I'll see myself, okay?"

This dog system is even more vocal than a property consultant when it comes to selling things.

However, there are quite a lot of things on this shelf, and all kinds of shielding weapons are available.

Considering that they didn't have to give them something too high-end, otherwise they would have a bad appetite and would not be easy to fool in the future, Zhao Dachui chose four Damascus knives.

Cheap, one thousand yuan a handful. As for whether it is the real thing, is it important?

Several people were like looking at the Western scenery, watching Zhao Dachui pull out one by one from his sleeve.

Perhaps in order to show off, the knife was pointed down by Zhao Dachu, like a flag, puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff tiles into the floor tiles more than an inch, and inserted straight there.

Zhao Dahai waved his hand: "I didn't prepare any gifts, you can use these knives to play with!"

Andho's eyes flashed with a cold light, and he volunteered to act as an employee representative: "The young people are all serving their masters, so there is no need for these troubles. These things are a bit taboo in the palace, so the marquis should put them away!"

[This Andeho is not an ordinary person!]

[Normal! Who hasn't found a trick yet when working in the palace?]

【Are eunuchs so powerful?】

[No ordinary people disturb the mind, so kung fu is naturally good!]

【Stop talking, do you want to lie to me as a eunuch?】

【If you are well, it will be sunny.】

【If you are not safe, I will kill you!】

【Solidar Game?】

【boring!】

Since the Damascus knife is also a contraband, Zhao Dahui could only pull it up one by one and put it into his sleeve.

I didn't feel anything when I was exploring it, but I felt it was difficult when I put it in.

It's heavy, and it's possible to cut the sleeves.

"Sister System, can I return the goods?"

"cannot."

"For hair?"

"Because you have caused scratches, it has affected the secondary sales, and you cannot return the goods."

"I……"

Well, I'm pretending to be big, and there are indeed a little scratch on the blade.

“Can you deposit it?”

"Each piece costs 100 yuan per day, welcome to store it for a long time!"

Zhao Dachui raised his middle finger helplessly, praised the system hard, and continued to find a suitable gift.

There was no way, and several people were watching, waiting for the magical new boss to take out a decent gift!

Well, this is good, the anti-sting vest is definitely not illegal.

Swhoosh, Zhao Dachui took out four more vests: "This is a silk vest in heaven, which is invulnerable to swords and guns, and is invulnerable to water and fire. Seven Buddhas are with you..."

Everyone: "..."

"Don't you believe it? Erbao, put it on and I'll stab it with a knife, and you will know that this marquis never tells lies."

Erbao: "The little one believes, the little one believes."

Just like the steel knife with very strange patterns just now, it is so sharp that this style is ugly and the rough workmanship can withstand a stab?

Don’t be picky, it’s a piece of clothing at least, just put it on!

Andho put on a new vest, regardless of whether it fits or not, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the reward! Marquis, let's go to the courtyard to see if there is anything that doesn't suit you, you can change it and add it at any time."

This yard is actually very small, but it is also a unique world.

Although it is just a small yard, the master bedroom, ear room and side room are allocated properly. Although the family sparrow is small, it does not lack any organs, which is much better than the four goods.

In the palace, where there is such a magnificent house, what other bicycles do you need?
To be continued...