002 The little uncle is a little bit sarcastic

Someone seemed to have said that if you want to ask for directions, you have to be more polite.

I don’t know when this is or what etiquette is, Zhao Dahui simply knelt on the ground: “The Queen Mother is auspicious! Long live the Queen Mother.”

The empress dowager was not anxious, and the dead eunuch beside the empress dowager spoke: "Rareless! The young master must not be rude!"

"Where am I rude?"

Zhao Dachui felt that his etiquette was very good and very polite. Could it be that he would not accept gifts during the holiday this year?

The Empress Dowager covered her mouth and smiled again: "It's all her family, so there is no need to give such a great gift. The long live theory can only be used to refer to the current official family. How can we call it randomly?"

"No one has taught me, I don't know." Zhao Dachui looked innocent.

"You kid..."

The Empress Dowager waved to the old eunuch and asked in a low voice: "Cao Lima, have you made a mistake? Isn't this son born with intelligence and has been studying Taoism since he was a child. Why is he so vulgar and does not understand the etiquette of the world?"

Cao Lima replied: "It is because he entered the mountain to learn Taoism that he does not understand etiquette and shows his innocent heart."

"He can't even explain his age clearly. What did he learn?"

"The Prince of Yongjia has not passed away, but has disappeared without a trace when he went out to find the immortals. The young master entered the mountain since he was young and was not very close to the Prince of the Prince, so there is such a saying."

The two of them quarreled for a long time and left Zhao Dachui aside.

Zhao Dahui was unhappy: "Can you whisper more quietly? I heard it. Let me ask, who is the emperor now? What does it have to do with me? What's the matter with me? If you continue like this, I'll leave?"

Cao Lima said, "Don't worry, little boy, can I answer your question?"

"Who are you?"

"Slave Cao Lima."

"Dare you scold me? Cao Nima!"

"The name of my servant Cao Lima was given by Emperor Shenzong, and the intention was to allow me to raise more war horses in the Song Dynasty and recover Yan Yun. How could I ignore it?"

Cao Lima made a loud argument as if someone had a chrysanthemum blown out.

"I know, your name is great, right? Really. Answer the questions quickly and wait online."

"The current official family is the eleventh son of Emperor Shenzong, the younger brother of Emperor Zhezong, the eighth generation emperor of the Emperor Song Dynasty, and the reign of Xuanhe..."

"What's the name?"

"Brush, painting, riding, archery, and cuju are all excellent..."

"What's the name?"

"Strange flowers and stones, rare birds and beasts, all know..."

"What's the name?"

"Zhao Ji."

"Wow, you're dead! You dare to call me the name of the official family today. Come on, kill this dog slave!"

Cao Lima, who shouted that he was deceived, looked at the Empress Dowager pitifully: "The Empress Dowager..."

"Naughty. Lima doesn't need to be afraid. This is a sledgehammer joking with you. Is it, uncle?" the queen mother said with a smile.

People said they were joking, and Zhao Dachui sighed helplessly: "It's boring! Life is so boring. I can't even play a game of cutting leeks."

Ding, system prompts:

Xuanhe was the last reign title of Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, a total of seven years, and the last reign title of the Northern Song Dynasty. Later, during the Jingkang Incident, the Northern Song Dynasty was destroyed.

Ding, the host's first mission has been started: become Zhao Ji's historian, and record his words and deeds.

"Can you not finish the homework?"

"Okay! You'll die with Zhao Ji here."

"Yafen butterfly!"

At this time, the people in the live broadcast room started to discuss again.

【The name of this eunuch is amazing!】

[Is Bimawen an eunuch?]

[I heard that Zhao Ji was the reincarnation of Houzhu Li, is it true?]

【I heard, who heard it?】

[Who is Zhao Ji’s mother? Is this empress dowager?]

[No. Zhao Ji's biological mother is Chen, and she has been dead for more than 20 years. The current queen mother should have the surname Xiang.]

【Xiang Tai?】

【back!】

[I believe that the anchor has traveled through time now, and that sentence is very charming.]

[What does the historian do?]

【Too shoveler?】

Combining the memory of this body, Zhao Dachui certainly knew that the historian was not a shoveling poop, but a record of black materials, especially the record of the emperor's black materials.

There were two historians in his impression. One was to record the sentence "Cui Zhu killed the lord", and the three brothers were all dead, and the other was to record the black materials of Emperor Wu of Han, and Liu Che cut off the Taishi Company Ma Qian.

This job seems quite dangerous and there is no fuel or water. Can you stop doing it?

I'm afraid it won't work.

According to the way Zhao Ji played everything but could not be the emperor, four years later, he played this great country and was then taken to the north by the Jin people and started "infinite swim and infinite flight" until his death.

Not only did he play with him, but his son also played with him, and the queen and concubine were also played with him by the golden man. He followed the pig and took jujube pills.

It is impossible to educate this pig to become a hungry wolf. Being able to barely behave like a wild boar has become a manifestation of the ancestors of the Zhao family.

Zhao Ji doesn't think he is a pig. How can there be such elegant and versatile pigs in the world?

Pointing at a calligraphy work he had just completed, Zhao Jizhi was proud: "I heard that Mr. Cai is good at writing for a long time, so what do you think of this book?"

As one of the four masters of the calligraphy of this dynasty, Cai Jing Taishi praised Zhao Ji's calligraphy and felt ashamed of: "The old minister was old and could not start writing anymore. But looking at the calligraphy of the official family, the brushwork was charming, the characters were bold and vigorous, and the sound was calm, and the scene was so peaceful!"

"The Taishi is too honored! This dynasty has achieved this scene thanks to the Taishi General Leader of the Three Provinces and Six Ministry. I am very relieved to concentrate on calligraphy and painting, and I have achieved a little success."

"This is what the weal minister should do. Although the weal minister has made a little contribution, it is entirely because of the deep blessings of the officials, so that the world can be peaceful and all countries come to pay tribute."

Cai Jing didn't know whether the world was prosperous or not, but all countries did come to pay tribute.

In particular, the strategy of joining Jin to destroy Liao was a major success. The territory of the Liao Kingdom had all fallen into the hands of the Jin people, and the Jin people were still actively pursuing Emperor Tianzuo of Liao.

The day when the mission is completed is not far away.

Just waiting for the official destruction of the Liao Kingdom, and then drinking and talking with the Jin people to redeem the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun, Cai Jing felt that he could get a throne alive.

Just as the king and his ministers were praising each other, Cao Lima came in with a smile: "Congratulations to the official family, congratulations to the official family."

"Oh, why am I happy? Could it be that the Grand Master has newly introduced a strange stone or a beauty?"

Cai Jing bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I am guilty! It is rainy in the south now, and the canal transportation is corrupt, and the newly collected strange stones have not arrived yet. However, the beauty has already prepared it and can be asked for appreciation at any time."

"No, no." Cao Lima is still very good at being a human being. "How dare I talk too much about the affairs of the court? It is the Empress Dowager. She is grateful for the thinness of the royal family, so she specially found a royal family who had been separated for many years."

"Oh, it's a happy event. But I don't know which senior is descended from me, how can I sort it out with me?"

"The grandson of King Yan Zhao Yuanyan."

"Then, why haven't I heard of my uncle?"

Zhao Ji is a good child and likes to have more relatives. Even though he is in his forties, he is still infatuated and has the meaning of "When Uncle Wen, he is happy".

"It's so good for the officials to know that the emperor's uncle, uh, is a bit different."

"What's strange about it? But do you like fun and not like mundane affairs?"

When it comes to eating, drinking and having fun, Zhao Ji feels that he is still very confident. It would be a great pleasure if this emperor uncle whom he had never met was like-minded with him!

"No, this emperor is only eight years old."
Chapter completed!