015 The love of the eunuch

Although in Zhao Ji's eyes, Li Yan was just the chicken that killed the chicken and scared the monkey. Although in Li Qiushui's eyes, Li Yan was just a castrated dog.

But in Li Yan's eyes, he is definitely the number one talent in the world, the number one loyal minister, and the number one eunuch.

The number one eunuch is of course different from ordinary eunuchs.

Ordinary eunuchs have no beard or eggs, Li Yan, uh, neither.

This doesn't matter!

A mere thing will never be a hindering him from being a eunuch with aspirations and doing things that he loves to do like a man.

What, the women in the palace belong to the emperor, can't he get involved?

pattern!

The famous concubine was considered to have been planted by the emperor, so Li Yan did not dare to move.

Those who have no status, older ones, or who have no chance to talk to the emperor at all, will always have psychological or physiological problems in one way or another because they lack the emperor's love.

Will the inner palace be unstable affect the work of His Majesty the Emperor? Will it bring hidden dangers to the Song Dynasty?

Therefore, for the sake of Zhao Song's official family, Li Yan resolutely took over the poor women.

Of course, it is not all that is taken over, but to choose the good one and use it.

Those who have bad looks, body and even personality will die wherever they should die!

Although the conditions for the talent show are harsh, there are so many women in the palace and those who meet the conditions, they are so hot!

So, when Zhao Dachui walked into Li Yan's room, he was shocked by the scene of the big party!

Oh my God, how many actors do you need, the performance fee must be very expensive!

Before Zhao Dachui could count the heads carefully, calculate the scale of the performance, and examine the quality of the actors, he was thrown out by the dead eunuch Li Qiushui and closed the door casually.

【What did I see just now?】

【It's all hallucinations, nothing.】

【Really?】

【Well, it is definitely true.】

【I didn’t have time to take screenshots, I lost!】

【I took a screenshot, hehe!】

【Private chat!】

【You are a person, please share.】

【This dog thing!】

【How to curse people?】

[Not cursing, I scolded Li Qiushui, who has exclusive resources.]

Li Qiushui actually didn't enjoy it alone, she was busy in the house.

A few scoldings, a few scoldings, and a few busy things.

Time is fast, probably in less than a minute. When Li Qiushui opened the door again, almost all the people in the room had run away.

The messy clothes on the ground seemed to be missing.

This ability to clean the battlefield is absolutely first-class.

Of course, the room is not completely empty, at least there is a real owner, Li Yan, who has not yet run away.

Well, it seems that both legs have some problems and I can't run away even if I want to.

Li Yan, who was slumped on the chair, was covered with his bloated body by Li Qiushui's clothes thrown by him, and he still sneered: "Li Qiushui, you old fairy! When I first entered the palace, you were so old. It has been decades, why didn't you die?"

"Our family is dedicated to the master, so we will naturally have to live a hundred years. You dog slave, I'm afraid you won't be able to live that day."

"Bah! You are a slave, I am a slave. I am a dog, you are also a dog. Why, you are a dog and you are a master of your own?"

“Isn’t it good to be a loyal dog?”

【interesting.】

[Are these two guys eunuchs? It feels different.]

[Of course it is different. One is a literary eunuch and the other is a military eunuch.]

[What is a military eunuch?]

【Learn from the Sunflower Book.】

[Isn’t Li Qiushui Xiaoyaozi’s junior sister? Why is he a eunuch?]

【Don't know!】

【Anchor explains it?】

This question is too profound and Zhao Dahui cannot answer it.

But Li Yan, who is "first" in all aspects, is never willing to be slaughtered by others. He always has to use his strengths to attack Li Qiushui's shortcomings and take revenge.

It's absolutely impossible to beat.

Then use your mouth and say hell!

Li Yan looked at the "loyal dog" hatefully and laughed out loud: "Are you loyal? If you are really loyal to the Zhao family, how did Yingzong's sons die?"

"Rareless! You dare to speak nonsense and slander the late emperor!"

"Who do you mean the last emperor? Is it the Emperor of Shenzong? Do you regret not being buried in Yongyu Mausoleum with Shenzong?"

"What are you going to regret? How dare we have that thought?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

As if he heard something huge joke, Li Yan laughed so hard that tears came out: "I dare not think about it, nor do I want to die with any emperor.

You are different!

You loved Shenzong deeply for many years, but you never dared to express it. So after Shenzong died, you were depressed and almost committed suicide. Hahahaha, a eunuch fell in love with the emperor! Is there anything more ridiculous than this?"

【What did I see?】

【Is this true love?】

【The emperor is so fraternal!】

【You are so disgusting!】

【Is it true? Teacher Jin.】

[I'm not here, don't ask me. Ask Lao Cai, his family Qing'er.]

[Get out! You Caimen Qing'er, ask Lao Tian, ​​he has a thorough study of the style of the Wei and Jin Dynasties.]

【Teacher Tian, ​​explain.】

【Explanation.】

【Is this suitable?】

【Pure academic exchange, very serious.】

【Well, I can only say that in ancient times, this phenomenon was actually very common.】

【Is it pure platonic love?】

【Hehe, can't say, can't say.】

Li Yan, a guy who doesn’t have that kind of thing, has no indescribable awareness at all, and is still reveling: “If I guess correctly, your true identity is definitely not a eunuch, but..."

As he said that, he also looked kind and waved to Zhao Dachui, who had tender skin and tender flesh, sweet and delicious: "Come here! Do you want to hear Li Qiushui's secrets? I'll tell you quietly!"

"No appointment, no one will make an appointment!"

I want to take me as a hostage, am I that stupid?

I'm very smart, okay?

Zhao Daichui looked smart and cute: "My eldest nephew said, you have to die quickly, otherwise he will not be able to sleep. Now, do you want to die?"

"Who is your eldest nephew?"

"My eldest nephew is so awesome. His name is Zhao Ji!"

"Are you the new emperor uncle?"

"It's me, it's me!"

Has the reputation of my uncle begun to spread?

"The official family really wants to kill me?" Li Yan looked at it.

"Pretending, you keep pretending!" Li Qiushui walked to Zhao Dahui quietly and blocked Zhao Dahui. "Li Yan, if there was no official's order, would I come to you, the chief supervisor?"
To be continued...