Chapter 8 Provocation(1/2)
Although the scene in front of us is normal, whether in terms of logic, atmosphere, or the psychological expectations brought by previous words, Jiang Baimian, Long Yuehong and others still had some strange feelings in a difficult situation.
The two sentences "Drink not to drive, drive not to drink" do not seem to appear in this way!
Slap, Shang Jianyao's applause was never absent.
Then, he asked:
"If you are tattooed behind it, won't you see it? How can you always wake yourself up?"
The gray-bearded uncle who had just put down his clothes had a sluggish expression and didn't know how to answer for a while.
However, he also traveled around the world and experienced many things, and quickly adjusted and asked with a smile:
"Then where do you think you should be tattooed?"
"On the back of both hands, one sentence. Every time I want to drink, I can see it with my hands raised." Shang Jianyao seemed to have really thought about this question.
"..." The white-bearded uncle nodded and said, "Well, it's a good idea. I will add it to the option in the future."
Jiang Baimian could see that the other party was just perfunctory, so he changed the subject and asked with a smile:
“What should I call it?”
"Felin." The man with a big circle of white beards on his lips replied simply.
He didn't care what the four people on the other side called, and repeated the previous question:
"Do you want some wine?
"The specialty wild tree fruit brew here is there. After passing this village, there will be no such store."
Speaking of this, he touched his short beard and laughed:
"Almost every summer, we take time to go back here to pick these wild tree fruits and make wine."
Jiang Baimian looked around and asked with a smile:
“What can I use for wine?”
Ferring suddenly laughed:
“What we use for wine does not depend on what we want, but what you have.
"In the dust, people who are obsessed with the only answer often get nothing."
"We have..." Jiang Baimian seemed to be quite relaxed in the rhythmic music coming from outside. Her eyes turned and with a narrow expression, she patted Long Yuehong on her right, "How about using him for exchange? She can drive, has a calm temperament, is not low in height, can barely see fighting ability, and knows some maintenance skills, which is suitable for you to be a son-in-law."
"Team leader..." Long Yuehong didn't expect the topic to suddenly turn to her, and she felt a little uncomfortable for a moment.
Feilin laughed:
"I appreciate your kindness.
"My youngest daughter is not short of suitors. She looks as good as her mother, and her driving skills are almost as good as my father. Although her maintenance ability is a little immature, she has a solid foundation and is not very old.
"Also, she has liked to watch and participate when I was repairing vehicles since she was a child. I don't know when the smell of gasoline, diesel, and lubricant on her body could not be washed off. I don't know how many young men in the group thought about her day and night."
Long Yuehong subconsciously shrank back his body while listening to Fei Lin's description.
From the time he got on board the RV, he could smell the faint smell of gas from Ferrin and the few drinkers next to him.
He was worried that the topic would turn back to him, so he looked at Jiang Baimian and said with a complaining statement:
"Team leader, why don't you recommend Shang Jianyao?"
Jiang Baimian smiled:
"Isn't this afraid that Shang Jianyao will be kicked out before he stays in the camp for a day?
"Then are we calculating the payment or not?"
Jian Shang Jianyao seemed to be responding to this topic, and Jiang Baimian immediately turned his attention to Fei Lin:
"How about we exchange it for military canned food? It's braised beef inside."
"How much?" Feilin asked skillfully.
"500 grams." Jiang Baimian reported the number.
"Which type do you want?" Feilin introduced with a smile, "One is the wine directly made from wild tree fruit. It has a very low degree and is not intoxicating, and is similar to wine. Do you know wine bar?"
"Yes." Jiang Baimian and others nodded at the same time.
In "Pangu Biology", during festivals, you can still buy some wine according to your respective quotas.
As for Bai Chen, over the years, he has been wandering countless places and can occasionally drink wine.
Feilin continued:
“If this is the case, four cups a can.
"There is another type, which is obtained by repeatedly distilling this fruit wine. It has a very high degree and is very easy to get drunk for the first time. Four cups are worth three cans.
"You can keep the account first and pay when you leave the camp."
Of course, Jiang Baimian couldn't let the team members get drunk in such an unfamiliar environment, and said directly:
"Then the fruit bar with a low degree."
Naturally, Long Yuehong and others had no objection.
"Okay." Feilin turned out four glasses that were upside down on the milky white platform.
At this time, next to the "old tuner group", at the table near the car window, a big strong man laughed:
"It's true that the team of girls and children only dares to drink the same fruit wine as water!"
Shang Jianyao, who was sitting on the edge of their side, turned his head and looked over.
The strong man in black clothes bent his arms, highlighting his muscles, and looked at Shang Jianyao without any concession.
One second, two seconds...ten seconds...Shang Jianyao kept his posture and remained motionless.
Jiang Baimian looked at Long Yuehong and Bai Chen and read the same meaning from their eyes:
Yes, Shang Jianyao is competing with others for whoever looks away first and who can't hold on to speak first and whoever loses the game.
Of course, this is just a game he unilaterally agrees with.
After about ten seconds, the strong man finally couldn't control himself and stood up suddenly:
"What do you mean?"
"You lost." Shang Jianyao laughed.
"I'm crazy!" the strong man blurted out, "Are you still a child? Is the hair underneath not growing yet?"
Feilin, who was pouring wine, looked up at this side and shouted:
"Zhao Tie, don't mess around. If you urinate for a few ounces of horses, you won't know what your surname is?"
Zhao Tie did not dare to disobey the leader and sat down cursingly.
At this moment, Shang Jianyao suddenly left the high stool and walked to Zhao Tie.
Then, he began to untie his belt.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Tie and his companions were a little confused.
Shang Jianyao said seriously:
"Mine is definitely bigger than you."
At this moment, not only Zhao Tie, but also Jiang Baimian, Long Yuehong and others suspected their ears.
When he reacted, a violent anger suddenly rushed into Zhao Tie's mind.
This is not only because he feels that the other party is humiliating himself, but also because he doesn't know how to deal with it for the moment.
It’s impossible to really stand up, take off your pants and compare with the other person in front of everyone, right?
He is shameless, Zhao Tie is still shameless.
Moreover, it’s better to win than win, what if it’s lost?
In that case, Zhao Tie felt that he might not have the face to stay in the caravan.
No, he can't lead the nose away... Zhao Tie narrowed his eyes and pointed outside and said:
"It's pretty good.
"Have you the ability to go out and practice?"
"Okay!" Shang Jianyao tied up his belt and agreed quickly.
Jiang Baimian frowned slightly, feeling that he could not see through this matter.
She was not worried that Shang Jianyao would lose - she was still very confident in her fighting ability, and Shang Jianyao was the second only to her in the "old tune-up group".
She just couldn't figure out what Shang Jianyao wanted to do.
She did not stop her from fighting and showed some strength to facilitate the conversation afterwards, and told Long Yuehong not to speak.
The friends who met Shang Jianyao didn't care much, Fei Lin, the leader of this "rootless" business group, picked up the mentality of watching the show, opened his voice, and shouted to the outside:
To be continued...