Chapter 1,550 Fertilizer and Jelly

Three days later will be the auspicious day. The first civilian special train in the history of China Railway, which is destined to go down in history, will be officially put into operation.

The first ones to be transported were Su Youchang, the Duke of Shu, Zuo Pushe, the Minister of the Song Dynasty and his servant, Su Yi, the deputy envoy of Chongyi, the commander of the horse army in front of the bridegroom's official palace, and a group of colleagues from the royal palace who came to join in the fun.

, and the loudest propaganda team from Beijing Jiaofang Division, rumbled towards Zhengzhou to marry the bride.

When the train passed Zhongmou, a group of acquaintances from the Capital University, as well as banker representatives from Zhongmou Village, also got on the train under the leadership of Da Su and joined the procession of welcoming the bride, and the group grew stronger.

After carrying Bi Guan out of the transfer envoy's residence in Zhengzhou, everyone got on the train again and drove back with a rumble.

When the train arrived at Zhongmou, Su Shi congratulated Bian Guan and Guan'er, and got off the train with his teachers, students, and farmers. A group of people went to Zhongmou Sujiazhuangzi to have fun, and the train continued to move forward with the remaining people.

After coming down from the train station, Bi Guan got on the carriage, Bian Gu got on the horse, and everyone went back to Su's house, boasting.

Weddings in the Song Dynasty were cumbersome, but Su You did not invite any courtiers. The only difference was that he wrote a special note to Su Yuanzhen to explain the difficulties.

The person invited was Su Che from Beijing, and the rest were relatives of the Cheng, Shi, and Shi families and neighbors of the two Su houses in Yiqiumen and Jingfufang.

Even though Su You became the prime minister, he still had a commoner temperament in both places. In his spare time, he still liked to go to the house with a tea bottle and quarrel and play bad chess. Every time he went out to fish, he would collect the rich treasures and send them to his door as a treasure, regardless of whether people liked it or not.

Let me talk about my fishing skills first.

When it's time to help, when it's time to lend a hand, it's still the same when it's time to be naughty and mischievous.

And now there is an extra helper, a colander.

It can be said that Cai Jing put a lot of thought into the gift and was worried that Su You would not accept it. However, Su You received the gifts from the villagers with flying colors.

For example, for the Zhou family, Su You blackmailed people when sending invitations. The eldest son of the family is getting married. This distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. For the Zhou family, I won't be happy if you don't order bacon legs and wind radish!

The Zhou people still dare to talk back. Young Master Bian Guan is getting married. I also gave him pork legs and radish. I don’t care if Tanhualang is happy or not! As long as Young Master Bian Guan is happy!

The neighbors also caused trouble and sent all the plants that my sister kept in the yard to other people's homes for temporary storage, freeing up the yard for the banquet.

Adhering to the Queen Mother's decree to avoid extravagance and waste, the banquet held in Suyou was authentic and the food was hard food.

The principle of Suyou is that as long as it can be eaten, it is not a waste.

In fact, it's not that many, there are only four fat pigs in Weishi Zhuangzi, but the chef is Fang Zhiwei's famous chef, and Chef Zhou is in charge of the command.

The banquet was very lively, which was the advantage of inviting neighbors and relatives instead of officials.

Halfway through everyone's meal, they saw a child in green robe and several middle-ranking officials carrying gift baskets happily appearing at the door of Su's house: "The Empress Dowager's decree - wow, it's so lively!"

Su You also wore a brocade-trimmed robe for the rare occasion today and was toasting with the villagers with a flat jug. Colander seemed to feel that he was going to fall out of favor today, so he followed behind Su You, holding the jug as a bottle to show his presence.

, when the father and son were busy, they heard someone coming outside the door. They turned around and asked, "Holy shit, isn't this Zhao Xu?"

Zhao Xu is pretending to be an eunuch and has come to deliver the imperial edict to the Su family!

Su You hurriedly greeted him: "My servant brother has arrived. The Su family is closing their doors in celebration. I, Su You, please invite my servant brother into the inner room to announce the decree."

"No!" Zhao Xu stopped him arrogantly: "Your Majesty has a summons, and it needs to be read out in court."

Your Majesty, isn't it you?! Su You had no choice but to bow: "Then I'll go and invite you to the incense table."

Shi Wei came out after a while, and when she saw Zhao Xu dressed up, she was angry and funny.

Bi Guan was considered a member of the Su family. He was covered with a hijab and was helped out by the official prostitute in charge of the wedding process.

Zhao Xu then unfolded the imperial edict: "

In the year and month of Wei, the emperor issued an edict: Those who rectify the world with the Six Yao of Yi should first bring order to their families; those who uphold human ethics in the Book of Poetry should establish their principles in the country.

The Situ of the country follows the strictness of Fu's father and the teachings of hard work and integrity. He does not rely on noble appearance, does not speak arrogantly, is gentle to be able to tolerate, and is humble to shepherd himself.

Establishing etiquette due to love is not about honoring the guardian, teaching due to virtue, and sincerely assisting Bi in Yuanji.

This is called a benevolent person who is generous and virtuous.

The eldest son Su Yi is loyal, brave but chaste, respectful and prudent.

Crossing the vast sea to connect the extinct territory, expanding the territory of thousands of miles; bringing the people of Yin back to Jade Millet, opening a promising road.

The bride, Bi, has a bell and tripod at her door, teaches etiquette, has a leisurely nature, dances etiquette and poetry, and is diligent, so it is appropriate to raise her emblem to Di Guanju.

The Empress Dowager ordered the title of King of Huayang County and gave him thirty-six small Hetian white jade ritual utensils——

The Queen Mother gave the newlyweds twenty pieces each of golden flowers, flying phoenix brocade, jade group lion brocade, Zhou Wen Ba Da Da brocade, and moon wheel, shining brocade——

The concubine gave the newcomer forty boxes of Zhuge pens, including sixteen collars of Li Tinggui precious ink, thirty-six collars of Nanhai colored ink, thirty swords of Chengxintang paper, and ten Hui inkstones——"

After reading the imperial edict, Zhao Xu was about to put it away when he suddenly remembered something: "Ah, there is one more thing..."

He opened the imperial edict again and read in a pretentious manner: "Your Majesty will give the newlyweds one long and one short treasure gun."

Su You was so dumbfounded, here we go again! There is absolutely no such sentence in the imperial edict! You just added it in, kid!

Zhao Xu then thrust the imperial edict into Su You's hand and waved a lieutenant to come up with two gift boxes, large and small, to open and display.

Inside is a custom-made hardcover, inlaid with gold and silver, and an ivory-handled machine gun and a hand gun: "A true man, keep your word. Brother Bian Guan, please accept the reward."

All the guests watching the ceremony were also dumbfounded. I, the Zhongguan of the Song Dynasty, was really heroic. In the past, there was Grandma Wang who burned the Nine Plains, and in the back, there was Grandma Tong who hollowed out the Western Regions.

Nowadays, even though this junior middle official is not very old and does not have a penis, he still dares to call himself a man and a real man!

Cheers and applause, must cheer and applaud!

Su You quickly took his family to express his gratitude. Zhao Xu accepted it carelessly, and then waved his hand: "Situ, you are busy, I just want to take a look."

Let's take a look? Su You is about to collapse. Your Majesty, you don't follow martial ethics. After the official announced his declaration, the housekeeper took him down and took the reward and left. I won't take you like this!

After thinking about it, this was also a good opportunity for Zhao Xu to get close to the people, so he was brought to the Zhou family: "This is the most favored person in the palace by the Empress Dowager. Madam Zhou, I will arrange to have a seat with you.

Take care of it for me."

The Zhou people are used to making fun of Prime Minister Su You, so the middle-ranking official has no reputation in her heart, but she feels a little cute, and responds nonchalantly: "Come on, little official, sit next to me!"

After settling Zhao Xu, Su You asked the official prostitute to help Bi Guan back, and continued to toast around the table with the flat pot.

The arrival of Zhao Xu surprised Colander. Colander only knew that he was called servant brother and that he was his friend in the Polytechnic Institute, so he stopped serving his brother a plate and moved a stool to sit next to Zhao Xu.

The two children are about the same age, Zhao Xu is now almost twelve, and Colander is now almost eleven. However, since Zhao Xu became emperor, his level of maturity has far surpassed that of Colander, so there seems to be a four or five year age difference between the two.

The colander was very well-behaved today, just like a child who feels he is falling out of favor and works hard to show off.

He had almost eaten it when Zhou Xiaochu was cooking crispy pork and bacon, and now he was diligently adding food to Zhao Xu.

Because frugality was advocated, the palace had to set an example by reducing meals, and Gao Taotao kept a close eye on him, which made Zhao Xu ravenous these days.

Everyone in the Zhou Dynasty couldn't help but sympathize with the people in the palace. The boy in the family read the newspaper and said that he was not good enough to take the lead in reducing food in the palace. Now it seems to be true. Looking at the little green-robed child, how hungry he is.

Pull off a chicken leg from the steam pot chicken and put it into Zhao Xu's bowl: "Young official, eat! It's hard to serve the official family."

Zhao Xu also raised his head and smiled: "It's not hard, by the way, you are Mrs. Zhou? I have eaten your bacon legs and radish in the palace!"

Mrs. Zhou was so happy that she fanned Zhao Xu gently with a cattail leaf fan: "Really? What do you think it tastes like, little official?"

Zhao Xu said: "It's not as fragrant as the ones on this table. The ones in the palace are all too salty."

"Oh, that's the way it is done, right?" Mrs. Zhou said: "My bacon is heavily salted. If it is to be steamed, it is best to soak it in cold water overnight. If it is to be boiled, it must be cut into fists.

size, take it out after cooking for half an hour, and then add radish to the soup."

Zhao Xu looked at Madam Zhou's body: "Your fist or mine?"

"Hi!" Mrs. Zhou rolled up her sleeves and showed off her pink fist as big as a steamed bun: "It's so big!"
Chapter completed!