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Chapter 3 You Can't Buy For Two Dollars

A dazzling light shot out, and Lan Ji couldn't open her eyes. She was so scared that she took a step back and covered her face with her hands: "What?"

I saw Liu Bufan holding a bright thing in his hand and a thing similar to a wooden comb.

Chi Ji was also shocked and made a preparatory posture to prevent Liu Bufan from using any magic tricks.

"Two female heroes! Two beautiful heroes who are as beautiful as immortals, as if they are sinking fish and falling geese, as if they are shy of the moon and shy flowers, and their beauty is beautiful! The villain gave these two treasures to each other, and I hope the female hero will accept them with a smile!" Liu Bufan handed over the things in his hand.

It was a small plastic comb and a small round mirror. It was bought from a binary supermarket where "all the goods in this store are two yuan, you can't buy them for two yuan, you can't buy them for two yuan, you can't buy them for a loss." Sure enough, these two yuan were not spent in vain, he did not suffer any losses or be deceived, and he saved his life at the critical moment.

Lan Ji was stunned for a moment and took it over. She saw that she had a clear appearance in the mirror, which was many times clearer than the ordinary bronze mirror. Looking at the comb again, it looked like jade but not jade, warm and smooth, and couldn't help but feel overjoyed.

Akihi took it from her sister and looked at it: "Sister, this kid is full of evil, so it's better to take him away first and deal with it slowly."

Liu Bufan was overjoyed: "That's right, I still have a lot of unexpected things you will see in the future. If you can't kill, you must not kill me."

Lan Ji sneered: "What's your name?"

Liu Bufan imitated the ancients and bowed deeply: "Little student Liu Bufan, how can you ask the two girls for their honorary names?"

Chi Ji, who was a little interested in Liu Bufan, looked at Lan Ji: "Sister, is this kid a fool?"

Liu Bufan then suddenly realized and slapped himself gently: "Look at my brain, Miss Lan Ji, Miss Chi Ji, where are we going?"

Lan Ji grabbed him: "Why are there so much nonsense? Let's go!"

"Wait," Liu Bufan leaned over and picked up the peanuts that fell on the ground and stuffed them back into his backpack: "These will be good things in the future."

The three of them left the casino. Liu Bufan was secretly shocked when he looked at the corpses of Qin Lang on the ground. These two women killed without blinking. If he didn't deal with them well, he would lose his life. How could he find a way to get rid of these two female devils?

This is the Qin Dynasty, and it is still unknown whether Ying Zheng was unified. Moreover, it seems that this is still a martial arts world. Just looking at the skills of these two women, you can tell that how to survive in this troubled times is the biggest problem facing Liu Bufan.

It is not enough to rely solely on cheating, so don’t even think about learning martial arts. Kung Fu is always hard to practice hard since childhood. It is best to find a master, that is, the number one swordsman in the world. Then find an opportunity to make friends with him with the chicken head and burn yellow paper, so that he can protect himself for the rest of his life.

But why should I get involved in these disputes in the world? I can find a place to plant the scientific research seeds he brought, become a rich man with treasures, and then spend money to hire a few thugs. Isn’t it great to go to the street to tease a few good women, marry a few more beautiful girls at home, be a playboy, and stay away from these disputes in the world.

Just as he was thinking about it, Liu Bufan's left ear rotated by 180 degrees.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts," Liu Bufan grinned in pain.

Akagi grabbed his ear and said, "Say! Where did you come from?"

Where did it come from? Liu Bufan has been thinking about this question for a long time. If he said that he was from modern times, he would probably not believe it. If he said that he was a god like an old liar in Honggu, he had no spells, and these two demons are also personal spirits, he would definitely not be able to deceive him.

"This, can Miss Chi Ji be the next word?" Liu Bufan tilted his mouth. The devil was too heavy to attack.

"Say!" Akagi's hand pressed even harder.

Liu Bufan was anxious: "Let go first and I will tell you slowly. This is a long matter and I can't explain it in one or two words."

Lan Ji shook her head gently: "Let him go."

Damn, two stinky girls. One day, I will practice peerless martial arts as soon as I soared into the sky, and I will strip you and throw them on the street. Liu Bufan cursed himself.

Lan Ji looked at him coldly: "Speak quickly! If you have any lie, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"I come from overseas, and it's the Penglai Fairy Island." Liu Bufan rubbed his hot ears in frustration.

"Where is Penglai?" Chi Ji is more foolish than her sister.

Liu Bufan pointed to the east: "It's the sea. Langya County went out to the sea and took a boat to walk for 9981 days, and then it arrived."

"Then what are you doing here?" Lan Ji asked.

If you have a bad answer, you will definitely suffer a lot.

"Our overseas Penglai is an independent country, and the life there is different from that here. We eat and wear differently. We heard that there is a Middle-earth world here. So our king built a big ship full of goods and wanted to come out to sea to exchange for your things with you. As a result, we encountered a storm on the sea, the ship capsized, and everyone died. I was washed to the shore."

Akagi believed it a little more: "The comb you gave us and this mirror are you from where you are?"

Liu Bufan nodded: "This divine mirror and this jade comb are our treasures of the country. There is a legend in our place. Girls will become more and more beautiful with this mirror and comb. But the two girls are actually not needed."

"Why?" Akagi asked with wide eyes.

"The two girls are already as beautiful as immortals. Wouldn't it be a waste of time to use this mirror?"

"Hahaha, my little mouth is quite sweet. Sister, I said this kid is wearing strange clothes, but it turns out that he is not from ours."

Lan Ji frowned: "This kid is speechless. This place is thousands of miles away from the beach. How did he come here?"

"Yes, tell me! How did you come here?" Chi Ji grabbed Liu Bufan's right ear this time.

With Liu Bufan's skills, he could never escape. In fact, before he could dodge his ears, he had already become a mess.

"It hurts, Miss Chiji, my ears are poisonous!"

Chi Ji screamed in fear, let go of her hand, and then looked at her fingers that were not poisoned, and knew that she had been trapped: "You!" she stretched out her palm and wanted to slap it.

The unscrupulous Liu Bufan knelt on the ground with a thud: "Give up your life, female hero, I'm not saying that your hands will be poisoned. I mean that our Penglai people cannot twist their ears. If they turn red three times, we will get into a devil and explode all over and die. The girl has twisted them twice, and if they twisted them, I'll die."

Akagi was skeptical and did not take action any more.

Liu Bufan covered his two hot ears and had already cursed at the two sisters countless times in his heart.

"I was washed to the shore by the waves and rescued by someone. That person is the old bastard of Honggu." Liu Bufan said while quietly staring at Lan Ji's expression. He knew that Chi Ji's big breasts were easy to fool, and Lan Ji was very smart. If a loophole was caught, it would reveal a flaw.

"Honggu, did he go to Langya?" Lan Ji asked.

Liu Bufan could hear clearly in Langya City. What she said was that Langya City was not Langya County. This proves that Qin Shihuang had not unified the six kingdoms yet.

Langya City was an important city and port of Qi State. After Qin Shihuang unified the six kingdoms, Langya City was changed to Langya County.

Sure enough, Chi Ji said, "Sister, should we go to Qi State to have a look?"

Lan Ji shook her head: "Speak quickly! Why are Honggu going to Langya Co., Ltd. for?"

Liu Bufan shook his head: "I don't know this, he seems to be looking for something."
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