Spring goes and summer comes, and the pine nuts are fragrant. In the blink of an eye, it is July. It is the season when the pine nuts are born. The brown pine nuts exude a faint fragrance, hanging tremblingly on the treetops. Their small figure seemed to be about to crush the huge giant trees. Lu Bu, who happened to pass by, couldn't bear it. In order to save them and save them from water and fire, Lu Bu made a happy decision.

Eat them.

There are many ways to eat pine nuts, the most common ones include pine nut porridge, pine nut rice porridge, pine nut sea cucumber, etc. Of course, there is also a way to eat white and rich beauty, called Suyou Fengxie Decoction, which is the favorite of talented men and beautiful women, which makes people famous.

However, these are useless for Lu Bu who is eager to return home. His way of eating is very simple. He bites it directly. Oh, it’s crispy! It’s delicious, really delicious. While eating, the brainwashing ad slogan is rippling in his brain: Overuse the brain, eat more pine nuts!

Regarding a parent official who ruled tens of thousands of people in Yunzhong County, Lu Bu actually said that the Yali was really big, it was a few hundred yuan. What's more, after experiencing the nightmare copy of Luoyang City, the intrigue and deception of wandering on the steel wire and the thrilling scene of fighting with the emperor at any time, Lu Bu, who has always been strong in his heart, used his brain too much.

Leaving Luoyang City, which is like a steel forest, Lu Bu's heart is like a rebellious golden eagle spreading its wings, an indescribable sense of relaxation and pleasure, and he really has no choice but to borrow five hundred years of freedom from heaven.

It was rare to have a free recovery. Lu Bu walked lightly along the way, without a single follower. Even the horse he rode was too gray and thin, and seemed to fall three steps and could faint with a gust of wind. But as the saying goes, there are often thousands of horses, but Bo Le, and this unpretentious horse is really a thousand-mile horse. It was selected by Lu Bu for a lot of money and asked the horseherds in the horse market to carefully craft the results. If we talk about the results alone, well, Lu Bu is barely considered half a Bo Le.

The clothes on Lu Bu are also very simple. Although there is no patch, they are also simple and simple gray shirts. Although people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, cloth clothes and noble robes, it depends on who they are. Simple clothes on Lu Bu can't hide the wildness and rebellious momentum of the vast sky. Well, at least they are at the level of a thief.

The most expensive one should be a volume of secret decree stamped by the emperor in the package of Lu Bu. The content of the secret decree is also very simple and ordinary, which means that Lu Bu's treasure hunting journey has the right to be cheap, and in order to protect the treasure, there is also the right to kill first and then report. The emperor's secret decree, which others cherished, did not take it seriously at all. Found that the cloth is still solid, Lu Bu used it as a cloth strip that wraps pine nuts, and guessed that the shelf life of pine nuts would be longer if the "holy grace"...

After all, the imperial court has the order!!!

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Not returning home without returning home in glory is like walking in brocade clothes at night. Whenever I remember this sentence, Lu Bu always feels a sense of passion. Returning home in glory, not walking in glory is the nature of every ordinary person, and Lu Bu is no exception. Although the source of this sentence is not a ordinary person, but a hero, the famous Xiang Yu, because of this sentence, he decided to establish his capital in Pengcheng, that is, his hometown Xuzhou, and his hometown, in this place where there is no danger to defend and can fight everywhere, which has become one of the reasons for his final defeat.

But he changed to Pengcheng because he "did not return home in luxury, like walking in brocade at night". Lu Bu, who had been through strong winds and waves for a long time, had to give him a thumbs up and sigh: Domineering!

Lu Bu admitted that he was just a plain person. When he finally came to Wuyuan County, he was confused and hesitant. Should he go straight to the county government to let the county magistrate know his identity, send a service officer to open the road, organize the people to cheer along the road, and go straight to Lujiabao. Or should he enter the city with a low-key purchase of a few high-end and gorgeous robes, and then negotiate the price of acting with various channels in the county, and send a large-sleeved guard, a beautiful and delicate maid, a big bearded sedan holder carrying a sedan chair, and a big health care three-piece set?

This thought, this state, is vulgar, vulgar, and vulgar! If someone else learns that the great champion Hou is actually thinking about these trivial matters, he will definitely start to doubt whether Huo Qubing will crawl out of the coffin in anger.

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On the path leading to Lujiabao, four large and round coachmen were struggling to carry a gorgeous sedan chair with sweat on their foreheads. They didn't know whether it was because the weather was hot or tired. More than a dozen dressed maids were waving and coquettish at first glance, laughing around the sedan chair, and their desires were obvious. Six swords were stomping on swords, black bearded guards in yamen runners' uniforms were at the front, and two old housekeepers who could cheat their zombies from the coffin were hunched over, beating the gong, and walking slowly.

In front of the Lujia Fort, many curious castlemen were like ducks lined up, leaning over, stretching their heads, twisting their butts in anticipation. When Lu Bu heard this, he felt a burst of shy shame on his face, and he wanted to find a hole to crawl into it.

"Oh, that's the child of the Lu family. He has become a high-ranking official. Look, this situation is amazing!" The old man in the village gambled on the grass and sang as he whispered.

"Yes, the wife of the Lu family, Huang, is about to spread all over. Her children can deal with Master Qingtian directly!" The talkative woman kept gossiping, her eyes were green, envious, jealous and hatred, and she wanted to replace her.

"Hey, something is wrong. Why is there a girl in the maid who looks familiar? The granddaughter of Aunt Kuan'er's uncle was sold to a brothel, why did he become the maid of Master Lu?" The sharp-eyed old lady was not dazed and she exclaimed in a low voice.

"A woman is just calling me. I must have admitted my mistake. I will deal with you well when I go home!" Her husband was startled. He was in his seventies or eighties, and he was as quick as a fox, covering his husband's mouth.

"Old Wang, please let go quickly. It's already seventy-eight years old. I'm still playing this tune with me. I'm not ashamed. You can do whatever you want at home!" The old lady glared!

"……………” Her husband was speechless for a long time.

When Lu Bu listened to the comments of his neighbors and villagers (out of respect), he felt ashamed to death. He was riding on the horse and wanted to faint.

The person sitting in the gorgeous sedan chair is not him, but he has a close connection with him and is his debtor. Originally, Lu Bu planned to make up for the acting participants together. Although he is really rich, it is all gold and silver cakes. He is not exposed and he doesn't want to be regarded as a fat sheep, nor does he want to face some messy little forces harassment, for fear of trouble.

So when I happened to meet a fat pig (if it was close to 250 kilograms, it was not fat), and the position was that the yamen runner was planning to borrow money to return home, and he had to return home in glory, so he lent the money very generously, intending to return home in glory with him in sedan chair.

Later, Lu Bu regretted it deeply. He didn't expect that this fat pig was absolutely amazing. First, he saw him picking up four habitual stolen drivers from the cell, and then ran to the brothel with the money he borrowed to hire more than a dozen prostitutes to be maids, and then sent money to hire a yamen runner to play the role of guards. Not too late, he found two grave-watching men to be housekeepers. In this way, a gorgeous return home drama started.

Seeing this situation, Lu Bu directly extinguished the idea of ​​returning home with the same lineup. He really couldn't afford to lose this person. But he was still dragged by the fat man to walk with him, and he threatened that he would not pay off his debts if he didn't work together. Of course, Lu Bu was not afraid of him not paying off his debts, but he didn't know whether he had any water in his mind or something, but he actually felt that the fat man was extremely friendly. You read that right, it was extremely friendly. For those who were in a tragic way, Lu Bu followed him, rode his "thousand-mile horse" and went to Lujiabao together as a passerby.

I once thought about the scene of returning home in glory for thousands of times, some of which are glorious, some of which are low-key but recognized, and some of which are high-profile, which are scared of flowers and plants. It turns out that reality really happened, but I found that it was just a passerby, or a passerby who was ashamed of a nouveau riche.

"Friends, thank you for your hard work! This time, I, Lu Daliang, can return home in glory, is the result of your water and soil nurturing. Although I am now the chief constable of the county magistrate, my heart is still on this charming land... I, no, I will reveal my birth date here... Well, if there are unmarried daughters in your family, or if there are unmarried daughters in your family, they are welcome to join the Lu family's family..." Lu Daliang got out of the sedan chair and, with the support of several maids, said his gratitude with great enthusiasm, but later, some off-topics were off topic and mainly went to the column of marriage notices.

Just as Lu Daliang was full of energy and talked endlessly, trying to tell the people about his heroic connotation for another five thousand years, a figure rushed out and grabbed his fat Zhu Baer, ​​and said: Lu Daliang, you are promising, you are showing your power and putting your power in your neighborhood. Look, I won’t twist you to death!

"Ahhhh, let me go! Aunt Huang spared my pig's life!" When Lu Daliang saw the woman who twisted his ears clearly, he immediately became depressed. He realized that time was not well controlled, so he never expected that his aunt had not visited relatives.

Just when he was about to roll on his feet and squeeze out a few drops of pig tears, he found that he was no longer in pain, and it was really no longer in pain.

He found that his aunt was staring at a figure in the distance, and two lines of tears could not stop flowing out.

When Lu Bu saw the familiar figure who appeared in his sleep countless times, he was immediately bitter and uncomfortable. It was his mother and his closest blood relative. Without the hard work of her ten months of pregnancy, Lu Bu would not be the person.

"Mom, the child is back!" Lu Bu wanted to whistle to the sky and announce his return to the world, but for some reason, the only call from his mouth was a choked call.

"It's good to come back, it's good to come back!" My mother's tears were like a dam, and she couldn't stop it.

"When the child comes back, my mother should be happy, why are you crying!" Lu Bu forced a smile and comforted her.

"Mom is so happy. When she is happy, she will easily cry excitedly!" Huang wiped her tears and her complexion improved significantly.

"What's the aunt crying? My cousin is right. This is a happy day for my nephew to return home in glory, and it is also a happy day for my cousin to return home! Although he is not as good as me, he is still a big deal from my nephew to return home in glory!" Lu Daliang couldn't help but interrupt and said.

Suddenly, many castle people noticed Lu Bu, who had always been regarded as a passerby, and there was a hint of awe and envy in their eyes. In their eyes, Lu Daliang's constable was already a high-ranking official.

After hearing his words, Lu Bu almost fell into trouble. This cousin is not embarrassing enough, so he has to bring me along. Is this what he thinks is returning home in glory? Sure enough, where is a person's vision and the limit of his thoughts lies.

Only then did Huang notice that Lu Bu's simple gray shirt was holding the thin horse he was holding. He nodded in agreement: Well, Bu'er, if you fail to make a move outside, go home. Don't worry, my mother can support you! I will give you a beautiful wife. Next year, you will give birth to five or six fat boys for my mother, and I will be waiting to enjoy my happiness!
Chapter completed!