The arrival of Chunyu Qiong and Zuo Feng, two shit-making sticks, was something that many visitors unexpectedly expected. These two sticks were obviously from the power of a fox, but the tiger behind them was so fierce. A general and an emperor's Zhongfu, whoever twisted his butt was so chaotic! Anyone with a discerning eye could see that the two big figures behind the scenes were coming to beat Lu Bu and Cai Yong. Now it depends on how these two people deal with it!

"Oh, let's be soft! People are floating in the court, so how can they not be stabbed? There is nothing wrong with turtle shrinking, it's better than just stretching out your head and becoming a slashed turtle - a ghost, it's so bad!"

Many people have this idea in their hearts, and they also think that this is the best countermeasure at the moment! Will Lu Bu and his teacher choose this way? Will he choose this way? Will he choose this way?

"The General Chengmeng and Zhang Hou are in love. I accept these two great gifts from the Ten Thousand Years of Turtle and Ten Thousand Years of Turtle. Please take your seat quickly. Don't be polite to Bu! Hahaha!" Lu Bu's sudden enthusiasm was as intense as Mars colliding with the Earth.

Seeing Lu Bu's enthusiasm, Zhun Yuqiong and Zuo Feng looked at each other and saw each other's gloating and complacent! Is Yun Zhonghou very awesome? Is the little celebrity in front of the emperor? Don't you have to be obedient? Humph!

Immediately, the two sticks who were quite tacitly looked at each other disdainfully, turned their faces to resolve external conflicts, and it was time to resolve internal conflicts.

"Now our family is the main position, the most noble one! Let's keep the annoying people away." Zuo Feng felt that although Lu Bu surrendered, his sense of superiority was not enough!

"Come on, I also like that person, the most conspicuous person. Why would the little Marquis Yunzhong make arrangements?" Chunyu Qiong narrowed his eyes with a natural expression.

Lu Bu didn't care and nodded with a smile: OK! OK! OK!

Many people who were closely watching this scene shook their heads in disappointment, including Lu Zhi and Ma Risheng, the old gay friend.

"This son is more powerful, but when faced with his power, he is still lacking some pride! Bo Yi has accepted this son as his disciple, how much do he think about it?" Lu Zhi sighed in a low voice.

Ma Ri nodded: There are still empty scholars under the reputation of this son. His reputation has risen too quickly, and his mind still needs to be sharpened. It’s inappropriate.

Cai Yong shook his head and smiled bitterly, his old eyes rolled. With these two old friends, they were more concerned about the apprentice than me! I don’t know that apprentice, that is simply a monster with a high mind! Now that I suddenly took off my tiger skin and pretended to be a little lamb, that is definitely a bad thing to brew!

What happened next seemed unexpectedly calm and peaceful. Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong sat in their ideal position as they wished. In order to satisfy their over-inflated superiority, they were even arranged to be in the position of a respected person. The two sticks expressed their satisfaction. Regardless of the strong warnings and distant eyes of the many towering old men, they sat in the main seat with a swagger. The two people almost occupied two tables, which made many old people leave the table one after another and were unwilling to share the same table with these rats.

Not only did the two sticks not think they were toothed, they actually occupied the two tables that were the most important in the east, and they were arrogant and burned with arrogance!

The banquet began, worthy of being the feast of Yun Zhonghou’s apprenticeship. Plates of delicious dishes were served on the table in the beautiful maid’s beautiful figure like flowers, butterflies. The dishes with all colors, fragrance and flavor made a diner’s index finger move. More than a hundred sets of tables and chairs were filled with guests, and chopsticks danced in the wind. The poor group of stray dogs hid under the table and looked around blankly. Where was the food? Hehe! Just kidding, how could a wild dog miss the apprenticeship banquet? Some people look like each other, there are really two.

Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong looked around in a daze, watching another plate of exquisite dishes passing by their eyes, but they were stunned that they didn't even have a plate on their table, and their eyes were red. They were not like this at the beginning. At the beginning, they still had the leisure to secretly look at the white thighs, holding the arrogance like a master, waiting for a group of lowly girls to deliver the dishes, and then touching their butts, pinching their hands even more beautiful.

Finally, Zuo Feng couldn't stand the care anymore, so he stood up, grabbed a girl who was about to leave, and said hideously: Who gave you the courage to throw food to this most noble guest in our family? Don't let it be the order given by Yun Zhonghou?

The girl was suddenly caught and was startled. After seeing her face clearly, Fang Shirou said weakly: This master misunderstood. The marquis had already ordered that he personally prepare the most expensive dishes for the two most noble tables of guests, so that those ordinary meals would not taint your mouth! I'm afraid you have to wait for a while!

"Hahaha, I had expected it long ago. I deeply felt the sincerity of Yun Zhonghou. Unlike some people, they are like a clown in the role of the play, without any cultivation." Chunyu Qiong, not far away, laughed loudly, and the harsh laughter made people laugh for fifty steps!

Time stretched out his legs, lit the lights, and did the eighth set of radio gymnastics twice again. Ah, Lu Bu carefully asked Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong for the big meal. Shanshan finally came to the end. Two sticks stretched their necks and swallowed unconsciously. They really aroused their appetite by the fragrance of the food around them. A plate of dishes was directed by Lu Bu to serve the maids on the table, and they took off the lids in turn. Then Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong's eyes straightened because they found that the meat on the table looked familiar! It was the hideous old turtle head and the cylindrical **** staring at them with the turtle eyes and the turtle eyes. I was dying and staring at them with my eyes open and my eyes. I was so cunning that I was so much appetite was gone!

"Marty Yunzhong, what do you mean? Our family is representing Mr. Zhang, so you can let our family eat these disgusting rags?" Zuo Feng was angry!

"I will give General Lin Ming, whom I have received today, will never miss a word of cold experience! Please decide!" Chunyu Qiong was furious.

"Ha-haha!" Lu Bu suddenly burst out laughing, attracting the attention of many guests. "What do you mean by you? You can tell how exquisite dishes Bu Yan Jing prepared for the two of you? I don't know what the so-called!"

"This is nonsense. Your ingredients are obviously ordinary turtles and turtles! How precious and exquisite are you talking about? " Zuo Feng's face turned blue.

"This is just a point of criticizing the Sang and the Lotus. Did the Marquis of Yunzhong take the general seriously?" Chunyu Qiong's words were extremely sinister.

Lu Bu was not concerned, but was happy: Don’t give me a big hat to me! How dare I insult the General and Zhang Hou? Yes, the ingredients are turtles and turtles, but who said they are ordinary turtles and turtles? That turtles are the thousand-year-old turtles given to me by Zhang Hou. That turtle is the thousand-year-old turtle given to me by Zhang Hou. These two things were highly praised by the General and Zhang Hou respectively. It is not an exaggeration to say how precious it is. Facing the two most noble guests, the two most noble guests, Chun and Zuo Envoy, I couldn’t find the precious ingredients for the reception for a while, which made me very anxious! After careful consideration and fierce ideological struggle, the marquis had to bear the pain of giving up and ordered people to make these two most precious things for the two most noble guests. Have you felt the sincerity of this marquis?

Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong were stunned. They never expected that when Lu Bu came back with such great lethality when he bragged about them for the turtle and the turtle, they would almost vomit blood!

"But the Thousand-year-old turtle is a great gift from Mr. Zhang! Why do you say that you will kill it?" Zuo Feng said something wrong with his words.

"Yes, the gift has just been delivered, so I should keep it for a few days before I put it in the pot! That's a great gift!" Chunyu Qiong was also confused and subconsciously followed Zuo Feng's reason.

Lu Bu smiled and nodded: Well, both of you have good suggestions. I will pay attention next time. But the meat has been stewed and the dishes have been presented. You should use your chopsticks! You will not be able to save my face like this, and you won’t even eat a meal I invite, right? Besides, this banquet represents the eyes of the General and Zhang Hou, and is the ingredients that they personally praised. Could it be that the two of you still look down on this meal, or think that the General and Zhang Hou have a bad attitude to select things? If so, I will never force it, and I believe that the guests here will understand it!

Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong looked at each other, and these two sticks were almost crying! Next time, your sister! Who dares to have a next time? This time they were cheated! I understand your sister! I don’t know how many people and how many guests are waiting to get hurt!

Lu Bu did not say a domineering word, nor did he have any intention of coercion, but Zuo Feng and Chunyu Qiong felt that this was even more terrible. Unconsciously, they forced people to the corner, but others could not find any fault. Isn’t it scary?

"Our family eats, eats, these are all great things, our family must eat more!" Zuo Feng didn't say much. He knew that nothing was useful at this moment. He grabbed the **** and felt as heavy as a mountain. He felt unprecedentedly humiliated in his heart, but there was no excuse for getting angry at all. That kind of affliction was simply not to mention! The **** stuffed into his mouth, and a strange smell that penetrated into the buds, almost making him vomit out disgustingly, but he still had to swallow it with tears...

When Chunyu Qiong saw Zuo Feng surrender, he found that there was no such pleasure as when the mortal enemy was humiliated. Instead, he was strangely connected with the same disease, and a cold wind blew in his heart. He looked around and saw many guests who stopped chopsticks looking at this place, and smiled miserably: Eat, I will eat it too, the turtle and the old turtle will taste more and more delicious!

With a slight smile, he picked up the turtle head with a hideous expression and put it into his mouth. His teeth were biting up and down, as if he wanted to use the energy of breastfeeding between his teeth. A strange smell came over him, and he didn't dare to vomit, so he swallowed it like that.

"The thousand-year-old turtle and the thousand-year-old turtle are both great tonics in traditional Chinese medicine, especially the tortoise whip, which is said to help men regain their strength. Zuo Special Envoy, you really need to eat more! Four turtles and eight pillars support half a piece of the sky. Come on, Special Envoy Chun, don't be polite to me, this is all yours..." Lu Bu enthusiastically introduced the dishes to the two and encouraged them to eat more, but he didn't touch a bite.

As Zuo Feng ate, his face turned green, half full and half angry! And Chunyu Qiong couldn't get much better, and he had a strong impulse to only squat for three thousand years. What should I do if I eat my stomach badly? Be strong! Be brave and patient! Believe in you, you can do it!

I want to change my writing style and write more relaxed, pleasant and funny scenes in the future. I wonder if you like it?
Chapter completed!