Chapter 134 Dinner (Part 2)
The three Yellow Turban prisoners still looked depressed. They had suffered too much, and nothing Zuo Feng could shake their thoughts.
They just want freedom, breathe freely under the free sky, and Lu Bu promised to give them freedom.
Seeing that the few people were not taken by his intimidation, Zuo Feng shut up his mouth bored and waited for the further development of things.
Guo Si was frightened by Zuo Feng's sudden shout, and he calmly said, "I don't recognize them."
"It's him, it's him!" The three Yellow Turban prisoners pointed at Guo Si in unison.
Little thing! We are not sure if you don’t speak, you will definitely start.
It turned out that the prisoners were far apart and did not dare to look around, so they could only have a vague outline of Guo Si. However, Guo Si's unique duck sound was really impressive, and they couldn't forget it.
Guo Si's face looked ugly. He was criticized as soon as he clarified. This was a slap in the face, fuck!
"Can the words of the Yellow Turban Captain be used as evidence?? Is it a pheasant? It can also prove that the crane stands out from the flock, not because it is a crane, because it is a pheasant."
"If even the words of a rebel are trustworthy, can a general as loyal to the Han Dynasty be used as a decree as me?"
The three Yellow Turban prisoners collapsed and said a thousand words. The identity of the Yellow Turban has labeled them as a political thief. Who would believe what they said? Who dares to believe it?
"It's reasonable and reasonable. The family also thinks that these three people have a thief and a thief, and their brains are rebellious. Such a thief deserves to have sores on their bodies, pus flows from the soles of their feet, and then they are put into the pot to cook them to death!" Zuo Fengmei smiled.
Dong Zhuo smiled disdainfully on his fat face. He thought Lu Bu was enlightened and took his handle. However, he didn't expect that he would make a move from the beginning.
He was too lazy to speak out, his opponent was too weak, just like the Yellow Turban bandits all over the ground, yellow and orange could be bullied.
"Is it really impossible to use the Yellow Turban prisoners to testify?" Lu Bu asked in surprise.
"Hahaha, that's natural. General Lu, who dares to believe the words of the rebels? Are you afraid of being bewitched by the rebels and joining the Taiping Demon Path!" Dong Zhuo could no longer smile and teased him humorously.
"Who can Dong Zhonglang think he can testify?" Lu Bu suddenly said.
"Unless anyone in the six thousand people came forward to prove it!" Dong Zhuo blurted out.
"How is that possible? Those six thousand people are all Dong Zhonglang's people!" Lu Bu said annoyed.
"Hmph, you also know that those six thousand people are mine. Do you want them to prove it for you?" Dong Zhuo laughed.
Papa! A loud slap sounded, and Lu Bu smiled and looked at Dong Zhuo who was frozen in his smile, and slowly said: OK, okay, okay! General Dong quickly spoke and admitted that the mobilization of these 6,000 people did exist!
Dong Zhuo stared into a lantern and thought carefully: He was actually surrounded by Lu Bu's words!!!
He happened to explain, but felt the gloating eyes of the people around him, and immediately realized that everyone was not foolish and knew it.
Lu Bu touched his nose and said in a relaxed tone: Haha, Dong Zhonglang, don’t be frightened. Actually, what I want to say is: Please calm down! Even if the mobilization of the six thousand people does exist, you are still innocent.
"You think, the transfer of 6,000 people may not necessarily be to escort food and grass. It is also very likely to be going out for an outing group, catching rabbits, dogs, foxes and cats, or sneak attacking the Yellow Turban team, and practiced the tactic of fighting less. Of course, there is another possibility: Dong Zhonglang wanted to practice a large-scale military exercise, but as he practiced, he went to sleepwalking...
"You, you, you!" Dong Zhuo was so angry that he was blown away and glared at him. He was not even able to understand even the right words.
Zuo Feng rubbed his eyes, believing that the person who was speaking just now was not a street gangster, but a famous general.
"Ahem, General Lu, what do you want to say?" Zuo Feng had to interrupt Lu Bu's nonsensical words.
"I want to say: the whereabouts of these 6,000 people that day were very suspicious, so we need to call some of them into account and let them tell them what they did that day. Well, the more detailed the better. For example: Have you seen more than ten wooden oxen and horses and other strange things? For example: Did he have diarrhea that day, did he have deaf ears that day, and did he have a spring dream that day!" Lu Bu said with a serious face.
The people present are sweating profusely on their foreheads, and Zuo Feng can even stuff three duck eggs into his mouth. After a while, he said: Well, well, okay, everything, everything is listened to General Lu. General Lu's words are easy to understand, thought-provoking, and strong philosophy, which is beyond our reach.
So the generals began to wait. After a secret battle between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, Zuo Feng and others, the generals who were originally indifferent to this matter also found it quite interesting.
Who made the entertainment in this era too few! Besides, in the military camp, they were no longer able to catch up with the ancestors' ape family, except for fighting, sleeping, eating and drinking. At least they could live a free and unhappy life in the forest.
To be fair and prevent secretly applying plans, several generals from the capital who were attracted by interest and had a strong background volunteered to choose people.
They are really dedicated and responsible. I am afraid they are not even so serious about their love for the little maid when they were young. The so-called aristocratic thoughts of the aristocratic families in the capital are so difficult to understand!
After a full incense stick, five generals volunteered to come out of the capital.
When they saw the people they brought, the people present were suddenly in an uproar. Some people laughed loudly, some people were as deep as water, and some people were strange and speechless.
Well, the first person to appear, how can you be so slapped? It would be fine to be slapped, but it would be your fault if you look ugly, but it would be wrong to scare people. Look at the crisscrossing scars on your side, as small as invisible eyes, big as a mouth that can eat cherries, a pair of wind-catching ears are comparable to Brother Rabbit, which makes people understand that evil ghosts actually exist, they are just changing to a burden. What can you do?
Well, the first one is to think he is a green leaf. But the second one who appears, can you tell me where you are from your hometown? How can you be so handsome! Your righteous sword eyebrows, your face that looks better than Pan An, if you are not disguised, you will not be allowed to look in the mirror? And what's going on with a lonely and cold temperament on you? The most jealous thing is: you are not a mother. If you disguise yourself as a woman, you will definitely be beaten up! What? One place of water and the other place of water, tell me that I want to immigrate!!!
Well, fourth place, if sumo wrestling cannot be carried forward in your hands, Guinness record cannot be broken by you, Jin Sanpang failed to admire your charm, no one is willing to marry you when you get married, and you will enter the bridal chamber with you! Please don’t be sad, don’t be sad, look at your 360 kilograms of round fat, your chubby butt that is as chubby as a national treasure panda, and your majestic leg pillar that was as young as an elephant. All of this is enough to prove that you were just born at the wrong time and was born in the Eastern Han Dynasty.
Actually, you can, you are the best dad who can pretend to be breast milk, and you are the cactus with your legs spread apart and still balls!
Well, fifth. Others can doubt your gender, your race, your character, but you can't doubt your ambition: You are a man who is inspiring to become a skeleton king (what?). Thin skin wrapped in bones does not show your weakness, you don't need that thin layer of skin at all! The ribs are protruding, the leg bones are protruding, the eyebrow bones are protruding, and the bones are protruding everywhere. You decisively rejected the diagnosis of famous doctors about your bone hyperplasia, and you told them loudly: quack doctor, your mother is calling you home for dinner......
Wait, the third person who appeared was surprisingly angry. Because he felt that he was ignored by **. How could this be done? The soldier also has dignity, the soldier also has emotions, and the soldier is also a human being!
Well, for fairness, third place;
You stood in the crowded crowd and looked up at the goddess, but found that your goddess was also looking at you! You were excited, excited, happy, and almost whistled to the sky! But do you think the goddess is really looking at you? Well, in fact, your goddess is indeed looking at you.
The goddess stared at you with a stick of incense, her beautiful eyebrows raised and raised. You also stood foolishly with a stick of incense, maintaining the posture that you thought was chic as a look at your wife. You two just stared at and stared at like this, as if everything around you was embellished on the beautiful picture.
Chapter completed!