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Some people are woken up by dreams, some are woken up by alarm clocks, and some are woken up by urine...

I woke up suddenly with a sudden sensation, and my whole body was breathing hard. If I didn’t take a deep breath, my chest felt blocked. My lower abdomen and stomach were uncomfortable, and I felt swelling and uncomfortable.

I rushed to the bathroom in a hurry, and walked in without thinking.

"I'm sorry, I don't know... You don't close the door when you go to the toilet!"

I closed the bathroom door with anger. When I first entered, she wanted to die. Damn, that weird man didn't even close the door when he went to the bathroom in the morning. Seeing that I came, I turned around to look at her, and the thing under my crotch turned around... What's even more disgusting is that it was spilling all over the ground.

Last night, she and her master cleaned the house until the middle of the night. You can imagine the anger of wiping people's butts. No matter what, the heart feels as uncomfortable as a thorn piercing it. After cleaning it, I don't know how I fell asleep.

Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as such a stinky man.

"Can you hurry?" I asked anxiously at the door.

"Oh, it'll be fine soon."

After waiting for a while, she suddenly realized that the man was about to come out... He didn't flush the toilet?

Disgusting! How could there be such an unhygienic man in this world?

She couldn't stand it. If it weren't for the urgency of urinating in her body, she would really have the urge to hit an ugly man.

"Husband, you won't call me if you get up."

Just as I was about to enter the bathroom, Miao Dai from the next door walked into the bathroom with a sleepy look on her face.

"It's not good to let you sleep for a while?"

"No, I want to get up with you and sleep together, take a shower together..."

The concubine was stunned. Damn, why didn’t she say she was shit together?

She waited at the door for a while. The man said he wanted to come out, but the woman had no plans to come out after entering. Moreover, the two of them had red faces in the bathroom from time to time.

I had the heart to die in an instant.

"Can you guys get faster? I'm really anxious!" I felt that my bladder was about to explode, so I politely knocked on the door and urged.

"It's soon, it's soon, I'm anxious, Handie, you're waiting for a while, we're rushing out." Miao Dai's voice came from inside.

I really want to die. As a little fairy, when did she feel so frustrated when she went to the bathroom in the morning? Even her mortal body and beauty were not so painful at home.

If she had known this would have happened, she would not have brought the mortal body out on the weekend.

Half an hour.

The man and woman entered the bathroom for half an hour, and finally walked out in love, completely treating the concubines beside her as air.

I was so anxious that I was about to explode, so I couldn't care about so much, so I rushed into the bathroom and locked the door.

When I saw the bathroom in a mess, my heart was so anxious that I wanted to die. My body was trembling and my mind was blank. I had no idea how I went to the bathroom.

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"Hey, what are you doing with a fruit knife?"

She stood angrily at the door, her head was steaming, her nose was covered with a few shiny beads of sweat, her eyebrows were angrily raised, but her mouth was grinning. "I want to cut meat!"

"I'm so angry, you're steaming." Zhu Mingtong said.

The concubine's head was steaming like steam sprayed from a pressure cooker, lingering on her head.

"I know."

The concubine felt like a boiler that was about to explode. She walked to Zhu Mingtong and cried loudly: "Xihu, they are too bullying."

"Removing the pressure cooker on your head!" Zhu Mingtong said angrily.

"They are angry!"

"Xihu, how could there be such a disgusting person? Using other people's things is just like using their own things, my snacks, my toothpaste, my cosmetics, my toiletries... and... and they are parasites, making this house smoky." The concubine said angrily.

"I'm so sorry, we can't have a good understanding of these ugly mortals, otherwise wouldn't we be with them?" Zhu Mingtong said.

"Xi Tiger, the stinky man took your razor away."

Damn!!!

Zhu Mingtong's anger was about to explode in an instant.

"Don't stop me, I must kill this dog and a woman!"

Zhu Mingtong rushed to the door of the dog and the man and the woman's room in a furious manner.

"They're out."

"What, Tai Sui's head is getting damned and seeking death!!"

Even a god in charge of human love was disgusted by that kid!!

"Hey, he really disgusted me!" Zhu Mingtong said sarcastically.

"I really can't imagine how Sister Baihua spent this day..." said the concubine.

"Hmph, Fairy Baihua is so kind, she swallows everything. Haha, after being kind for a long time, everything she does should be taken for granted by others?" Zhu Mingtong said with a sneer.

"I'm so angry. It's useless to encounter such a person who is not honest and thick-skinned. If you don't use it, you will feel like he is his." The concubine said helplessly.

"So, we have to pick up the mandarin duck stick to fight back, become strong, and let them know that we are not that easy to bully." Zhu Mingtong said.

"Yes, regardless of whether they have true love or not, they must be broken up." said the concubine.

"True love?" Zhu Mingtong glared at her and said, "I'm so proud of them. People who have rotten from their bodies to their bones and then rotten into their souls are full of parasites. It will take a minute to break them up."

"Hmph, it's too cheap for them to simply break them up."

The concubine nodded seriously: "We must teach them a lesson!"

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Yida Plaza.

"Whose phone number?" Jiaming asked, looking at his girlfriend who hung up the phone.

Miao Dai said with a somewhat unnatural expression: "A rogue, who has been pestering me in KTV, and he is pestering me every day. It's so annoying."

"In the future, people like this are blocked directly and never contact each other." Jiaming said fiercely.

Miao Dai nodded, mute the phone and put it in her pocket, and still heard the vibration from the phone.

"Honey, wait for me, I want to go to the bathroom first." Miao Dai said anxiously.

"Okay, then you can hurry up." Jiaming said.

"Um."

In the bathroom.

"Are you sick? Tell you not to call, and you still call. Jiaming is by your side. You think I'm dead, right?" Miao Dai picked up the phone and scolded him wildly.

"I tell you that I'm not available now, and I'll talk about it when I have time."

"What, really? You're not kidding."

"You didn't lie to me?"

"Okay, I'll go to your place tomorrow night shift in the morning."

After hanging up the phone, Miao Dai could not see any irritability on her face, but instead she felt a little more excited.

On the other hand, Jiaming's eyes followed the fashionable and avant-garde girls in the mall, and his hot eyes did not miss any scenery.

"Jiaming, I have to go home tomorrow. My mother is sick." Miao Dai said after returning from the bathroom.

"Is it so sudden?"

"Well, the call I just received seems to be quite serious."

"Okay, I'm very busy tomorrow, too." Jiaming said.

"I want to go and check out my underwear, but my underwear has become a little loose recently." Miao Dai said suddenly.

"Okay, I'll accompany you."

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Chapter completed!