Chapter 01 Break God!
"Isn't this a department directly under the management of the Moon Old Gods in Heaven? Why did you, the office of breaking up and writing four words with righteous words?" A soft voice sounded pleasantly in the room. The tone was not a question, but a curiosity.
"Girl, I'll ask you, where are the men and women going to get married?" asked a man who put his legs on the table at the long black desk.
"Of course I'm going to the Civil Affairs Bureau!" the girl replied seriously.
"Then where to go for a divorce?" the man took a sip of tea and asked slowly.
"It's also about going to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"
The man immediately put his feet down and stood up to the girl who came to the interview in front of him and said, "That's right. Old Yue just keeps in touch. You think he is in charge of the marriage of more than one billion people in a great country. Now there are many overseas parties. If he wants to have a golden marriage abroad, he has to sneak into other people's territory. He is 80 or tens of thousands of years old, how can he deal with it?"
"Yeah, yeah!" the girl nodded quickly.
"The horse makes mistakes, and the person makes mistakes..." the man said.
"You said it was reversed."
"Look, a person as rigorous as me will have a slip of the tongue, let alone an old man with dizzy eyes like Moon. He can knit sweaters for the earth by putting on the wrong marriage thread." The man continued.
"Hehe, that's right." The girl smiled, her willow eyebrows and moon eyes were very moving.
The man walked out of the long table and began to look up and down at the girl in front of him.
The girl couldn't help but use her hands to wrap her hair hanging down on her chest.
"We're back to the point. I'm going to hire an assistant here to help me break up those dogs and women. Do you have any specialties?" the man asked.
"I am a dream fairy, and I can explore dreams." The girl said.
"Okay, the Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. That is the day with the strongest demonic energy! Every twelve o'clock at night and the moon is brightest and coldest, demons and monsters across the country will break through the shackles of the past, do all kinds of things that violate the world and human ethics, and hurt those innocent single dogs under the melon field. At this time, our company will raise the mandarin duck sticks to defend those miserable loss of dignity.
"The mandarin duck stick will only be late and never be absent!"
The girl was stunned when she heard it.
Why is it as scary as the first seventh day of the Chinese Valentine's Day?
but……
Go and break up others!
This is much more interesting than being a matchmaker!
"I'm a concubine, please give me some advice in the future." The girl showed two pointed and cute little tiger teeth.
"I am a god, Zhu Mingtong. You want to call me Master."
"Okay, Xidu."
"You are a fairy from southern Fujian?"
"Um!"
...
For thousands of years, Zhu Mingtong is the commander of the bare feet.
I think the Moon Master created the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, which was rumored to be a good story.
But no one has ever known who was the one who broke up the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. If we really want to talk about it, he needs to enjoy the same level of treatment as the Moonie when he goes to the place.
It doesn't matter if it's official position or something.
In short, performance is a very important indicator of the assessment of gods. As love becomes more and more free in recent years, there are so many wild mandarin ducks like fleas. Not only is it difficult to dismantle, but it can’t be dismantled at all.
If you go downstairs to buy a bottle of mineral water, you can be in the elevator, in the convenience store, and in the corridor, the love dogs show off their faces. You are really not in your relationship, and you are a little bit good. Don’t you have to beat my mandarin duck stick by then, you will have already made it clean!
"Xihu, it's so lively outside. It seems that someone is playing acrobatics. Why are we not working? Let's go and see?" said the little fairy.
Doing acrobatics, shattering big stones in your chest, and swallowing swords in your throat. What are the best things about these?
Zhu Mingtongman opened the window and looked down.
His Yue Lao's office was broken up in a ten-story commercial building, with a monthly rent of 13,000 yuan.
The other floors are office buildings, including the rooms next to the tenth floor where he is located are office spaces of other companies. I don’t know what they do, so I never say hello.
The downstairs is very lively, and at least there is a tenth floor. You can still hear the shouts below, but you can't hear them clearly when you close the window before.
"No, you're young, don't do such stupid things."
"What is the reason for? Come down quickly, come down quickly. There is nothing that cannot be overcome. If you have any problems, please help me solve them."
"No one called the police? Go quickly. This is the tenth floor. It's really gone after falling down."
On the road, a large group of people gathered in a circle, and people on the roof were shouting.
Zhu Mingtong was stunned for a moment and subconsciously turned his head up.
This turn almost scared Zhu Mingtong.
His legs were hanging down his eyes less than two meters away. A woman in her early twenties sat barefoot on the edge of the terrace, her head lowered, her eyes staring at the ground with no spirit on her face!
What acrobatics are you going to jump off a building!
No, there were legs next to me. I wore long socks, shorts, soft wrinkled shirts in hot weather, and a black untasty briefcase next to me.
Two people?
Is this his cat doing something to commit suicide??
"Did you two buy Germany?" Zhu Mingtong was very close to her, so he asked casually.
"Xihu, why are you doing this? Brothers and sisters, what kind of romantic style are you? Are you watching the scorching sun at noon?" The little fairy concubine also arrived at the window at some point. She imitated Zhu Mingtong, poked her head out, and twisted upwards to look at the woman on the edge of the rooftop.
Their office is on the tenth floor, just one floor from the rooftop.
It was also fate. He sacrificed his love in his office, and he didn't even look at the Feng Shui treasure land of the embassy where the immortal stationed in the world!
Want to die?
No way!
What's more, if you commit suicide, will this make your Liangshanbo Zhu Yingtai's eternal story?
It was the most shameful thing that Zhu Mingtong had in his career that he did not take them off.
"You two are going to commit suicide, but the parents don't agree?" Zhu Mingtong began to become serious and serious.
He is serious about work.
"How do you know?" the man in stockings said in surprise, and pushed his glasses out.
"I am a psychologist, and I can judge a person's personality very well based on a person's words and deeds. I see that you have no face, you are not masculine and cowardly. It is obvious that you are a person who will not make up your mind. If nothing unexpected happens, the idea of committing love is not yours, but the person next to you." Zhu Mingtong said.
After saying these words, the concubine beside her rubbed her elbows against Zhu Mingtong.
Chapter completed!