Chapter 007 The most arrogant traverser
He closed his eyes with an inscrutable expression on his face, and remained silent as if he was calculating.
In fact, Bai Yuqi, who was racking his brains and making up all his brains, finally opened his eyes for a long time and said solemnly: "I am under the seat of the 'Zhongtian North Pole Ziwei Taihuang Yuxu Emperor', 'Daluo Tianque Zodiac All Things Wuji'
The emperor's son Bai Yuqi is the same!"
Is the name such a long one?
The villagers looked confused, the old villager looked shocked, and Bai Yuqi burst into tears... Reading novels can help you learn more!
Fortunately, it took him a long time to remember these two names from a fantasy cultivation novel he had read before. I don't know if he remembered them correctly.
Fortunately, I suddenly became interested in "Sanyuan" when I was reading the novel, so I asked my mother to find out more about it.
Later, when I was chatting with people about the plot in a book club, in order to facilitate typing it out using the input method, I went to find it and read it out several times, and then I had some impression of these two names that were like tongue twisters.
Thanks to that idiot author who made all the characters’ names stinky and long for the sake of word count!
"What's Da Luo... what's Huang... what's the disciple?"
Yang Tieniu stammered for a long time and couldn't understand Bai Yuqi's stinky and long "immortal title".
"This throne has been rebuilt in the lower realm through calamities. I don't mind mentioning the title of heaven!"
Bai Yuqi glanced at him, put on a "I'm very mysterious" expression, and said carelessly: "Just call me 'Master Wanxiang'!"
Yang Tieniu and his gang of uneducated people couldn't understand it, but Yang Hongwen, an old man who had studied for several years, was shocked.
Taoism was the state religion of the Tang Dynasty. The Supreme Emperor and His Majesty even recognized Laozi Li Er as their ancestor and named him the "ancestral god".
Although this matter is quite controversial, it has spread widely. Even Yang Hongwen, an old villager in the mountain village, is very familiar with it. Naturally, he knows who the "Zhongtian Jiwei Emperor Yuxu" is. That is under the Three Qing Dynasty
The Ziwei Emperor, the leader of the four emperors!
What is the Emperor of Heaven? The Emperor of Heaven! And who is there in Sanqing? Taishang Laojun!
Who is Taishang Laojun? Lao Tzu! Who is Lao Tzu? Li Er! Who is Li Er? The ancestor of the current emperor!
Burp'er suddenly gasped. Although Old Muramasa had never heard of the title of "Emperor Son of Da Luo Tian Que and the All-Seeing Emperor of the Zodiac", he knew that he must be very powerful based on his name, which is as long as Emperor Zi Wei.
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Lao Cun happened to be a man of culture, so he would certainly not be as ignorant as Yang Tieniu.
Naturally, we know that "Da Luo" refers to the "Da Luo Tian" of the heavens above the three realms, while "Tian Que" refers to the palace in the sky, "All phenomena of the zodiac" refers to all things and phenomena in the universe, and "Wuji Emperor" refers to
It refers to the prince of Emperor Ziwei!
Translated, that is to say, this little immortal is: the prince of the Emperor of Heaven who is in charge of all things in the universe for Emperor Ziwei in the palace of Daluotian!
This identity is boundless!
Other gods who come down to earth still have to reincarnate in another life.
This one is good, I just descended to earth! Not to mention the emperor of the world, it is probably the Taishang Laojun himself who descended to earth to control him!
Old Muramasa felt the urge to urinate well up in his throat, almost vomiting from fear, and his whole body was shaking as if he had dysentery.
Bai Yuqi ignored him. Of course, when trying to pull a tiger's skin, he would have to pull something bigger.
Otherwise, what if that monster comes and tries to crush him?
The most important thing is that he can't remember the tiger skin names of other Taoist gods.
And if during the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, he said that he was the reincarnation of Taoist ancestor Laozi, wouldn't that be a scam?
So if word gets out, you can also express to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Dada, that I am your ancestor...the prince of the Emperor of Heaven. You are the emperor on earth, and I am the prince of heaven. Don't bully me!
Of course, if Mr. Li is still dissatisfied with this identity, Bai Yuqi can still find a way to deceive him by saying that he has gone through many tribulations in the lower world and his previous identity cannot be counted, so you can treat me as...
Just be an ordinary person... This is not called cowardice, this is called conscientiousness!
This is an imperial society in ancient times. If you don't stretch the tiger's skin wider, what if you accidentally indulged too much that day and were chopped off by the emperor for some reason?
By pretending to be such an identity, I can at least remind the emperor that you should be nice to me. Otherwise, when I go back, I will go to my father and complain that you bully me. Your ancestors will not ignore it for the sake of the Emperor of Heaven, right? Then your ancestors will personally
I came down to settle accounts with you and asked you if you were afraid!
The idiot young man has a big brain. With just a little effort, Bai Yuqi has already thought about how to deal with the emperor in the future.
It wasn't that he was ambitious, but after listening to the descriptions of Lao Muramasa and Yang Tieniu, Bai Yuqi found that she seemed to be the most arrogant time traveler in history.
Even a fool knows that such a big movement will definitely cause trouble. All parties will follow the clues and find him. How can you keep a low profile?
"On the order of Emperor Ziwei, I have taken off my golden body and gone through tribulations in the lower realms, comprehend the seven emotions and six desires of the world, experience the reincarnation of grains in the world, rebuild my mind and reshape my golden body."
"Unexpectedly, when passing through the boundary between heaven and earth, I encountered the wind and sky fire in the galaxy. My soul was shocked and fell to the earth. Now my mana is less than one billionth, so I can only sacrifice my innate Tao body and fade into the mortal body.
If you give birth to a boy, you will be able to cope with the calamity first."
"Unexpectedly, I was rescued by Yang Zhuangshi and others, and was nourished by Yang Zhao. A mouthful of semen stabilized my soul, and I retained a small amount of magic power. I think this must be the destiny destined by heaven. I plan to worship Yang Zhao as my adoptive mother.
, I will repay this karma by serving you."
Bai Yuqi deliberately sighed and said: "So you don't need to be too formal. From now on, just treat me...as a child in the village and just call me 'Bai Yuqi'."
The old villager and the other villagers were stunned. They subconsciously raised their heads and looked up at Mrs. Yang Zhao who had finally coaxed the little girl and hid in the house to secretly listen to their conversation. She fed the Crown Prince a mouthful of milk and was recognized as a foster mother?
A group of big men are beating their chests and hoping they won’t grow breasts.
And Mrs. Yang Zhao was also stunned. She opened her mouth but didn't know what to say.
When I found myself being stared at eagerly by a group of people, I immediately hid in the house with a blushing face.
Bai Yuqi said so, but a group of villagers dared to treat him as an ordinary child and call him by his first name.
He said that he had to "understand the seven emotions and six desires of the world, and experience the reincarnation of grains in the world" in order to "rebuild the mind and rebuild the golden body."
Chapter completed!