Chapter 5 The Concubine Can't Do It
After a while, Alfaji finally made Ye Chao understand the concept of emotional intelligence.
"As for me, I was written by a group of programmers with very high IQ but very low EQ. They specially provide assistance for their life and communication, allowing them to become jokesters in one second, stick to the voice changer in the throat and be the God of Songs, wear a nerve stimulation bracelet and be the little prince of the piano, pretending to be fucked... Uh, making friends will be invincible!"
"I think you are also a typical example of high IQ and low EQ. We are perfect match... That seam."
Ye Chao couldn't help but frown: "What is a joke master? What is the old Siqiu?"
Alfaji continued to be confused.
Alas, I forgot that it is not 2024, it is 2054!
"A veteran joke driver, commonly known as social experts, is a versatile person, and he is versatile in dealing with people and things, and he is so rude that he is so angry... Hey, why should he accept me?" Alfaji quickly rolled and struggled.
【Perfection-10】
【Perfection-10】
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"Of course it's useless because you're useless!"
Why are people in 2024 so bored? Create such a program? Programs for listening to music, programs for watching movies, programs for taking photos, programs for playing games... As data repairers, Ye Chao has been exposed to quite a few programs, and counting this one is the most boring.
These days, strong lies in the deep mountains and distant relatives, and weak lies in the downtown area without anyone asking about it. IQ is useless, and emotional qualities are also pretentious.
"Then, what should I do to be useful to you?" Alphagi asked weakly, "I'm just a program, not real. Wen Ai and Television Love can, but I can't make an appointment..."
"What a mess?" Ye Chao frowned, "I need information on the tablet, I need my score to become positive!"
"Yes! Yes! That's no problem! As long as I can do it."
"I need to know everything you know and everything you can know. Of course, there is no hurry to do this, you can tell me slowly in the future."
"Yes, this...is no problem."
【Perfection-23】
Alfaji slowly came back to his senses, and this guy was threatening himself.
"I need you to let me log in to you."
This is Ye Chao's secret experience, and no one has told me that those advanced software often require login, otherwise it will not be available or even if it can be used, it will be a castrated version.
"This concubine can't do it..." Alphagi shouted.
"Hmm?" Ye Chao glared: one by one +
"This concubine really can't do it!" Alfaji continued to scream, "The Lun family is actually just an intelligent customer service. When the customer asked a question, the Lun family tried their best to answer, and there was no such thing as logging in!"
【Perfection-99】
"If you don't feel good about your head, maybe I will really believe it." Ye Chao grinned.
Alphagi:O__O"
"My favorability has been reduced by 609. I have never seen it before. Software that does not require login will accumulate data like this."
Alfaji continues to be confused: O__O"
"This is how the brainless designer set it. What can I do?" Alphagi said aggrievedly, his voice getting lower and lower.
After thirty years, most of the brainless designers are gone now, right?
Although I don’t know what happened, Alphagi could guess that the earth’s upside down changes may be excellent for the environment, but it may be the opposite for humans.
It seems that she is not honest if she doesn't teach this little guy a lesson!
With Ye Chao's emotional intelligence, of course, I couldn't feel Alphaji's sadness. I decisively increased the suction force, took Alphaji away, and then condensed my energy...
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Ye Chao forced his eyes to open!
It turns out that there is no longer a virtual space, but reality, just as he expected.
He was not a pure coma, it was a bit like an epiphany, or meditating and entering into meditation. He looked like he was asleep, but in fact he had a reaction to the outside world.
There were many people around the bedside, including the math teacher in the associate subject, physics teacher in the associate subject, chemistry teacher, biology teacher in the associate subject and programming teacher...
"Wake up!"
"It should be fine to look at the indicators."
"Don't you think it's okay just now?"
"Is it an infection? a mutant? or is it a vicious energy entering the body or being infected?"
“It doesn’t look very similar…”
The therapist and several associate subject teachers whispered to each other.
He was emptied twice. Even though he was supplemented with nutrient solution, Ye Chao was still lazy and couldn't lift himself up. He tried hard to deal with the teacher, saying that he was just overdrawing and weak.
He cheered up and was about to figure out what happened to the imaginary space when a voice suddenly sounded in his ear: "Hey, am I out? Not locked up?"
???
How could it be? Alphagi is still there? And it seems... she came out as soon as she opened her eyes?
"It turns out that if you put it away from it, you will come to the outside world!" Alphagi explained the reason by himself, "Don't be too surprised, Jifu, Wu Liu, sit down, Mu Hahaha!" He laughed proudly.
Ye Chao really had no choice but to do anything about her. He put it away from outside and entered the imaginary space; when he put it away from the imaginary space, he came to reality... he jumped at both ends.
"Is your mood? What can I do? I'm also desperate?"
It's true!
"Hey, what a beautiful lady!" Alfaji mocked Ye Chao as he looked around curiously, and suddenly stared at a tall and slender woman with a tall figure, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, this fierce! This legs! This figure! This proportion!" He exclaimed repeatedly.
【Long-legged girls with favorability +100】
This barren adjective... Ye Chao suddenly felt that his encounter with her might be a fate.
Alfaji continued, "... she looks like a Victoria's Secret show! The best! Sure enough, a good woman's heart is like the sea, and her chest is full of legs!"
No, it is definitely not fate, even if Ye Chao doesn’t understand what the Victoria’s Secret show means.
Even so, it must be a bad fate!
Ye Chao looked up at the target Alfaji locked. His mind was like the sea, and his legs were all covered with 18-year-old girl - Xu Tiange.
I won’t talk about my appearance, Alphagi’s description is much more vivid than his.
This girl is still the best in the grade. Her combat skills are almost crushed and she is invincible in the same level.
He has no choice but to choose his family background. His father is a master of the Yunzhou Alliance Inspection Team, his mother is the director of the inner city, and his two brothers and one sister are said to be both rising stars in the army.
If there are any shortcomings, it is the cultural course score... it is only ranked second all year round because there is Ye Chao ahead.
Maybe it's because of this, this woman is just his natural enemy when she is against Ye Chao everywhere.
Why did she come? That's right. When did she be unlucky when she was unlucky? She even made many unlucky times by herself!
Xu Tiange looked at Ye Chao coldly. Seeing that he was paying attention to him, he tightened his pretty face and took two steps forward: "Ye Zichao, do you know that points will be deducted when using logistics support during the internship?"
"Know……"
"Do you know that the scores of this internship will be included in the college entrance examination?"
"Ah, is that?"
"You don't know... In short, add more snacks! Don't let me win too easily, that's boring!"
Chapter completed!