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Chapter 34 My house is not a bird, but a tree

Alfaji has become a fan of the whole world, so he can't see anything else.

I didn't notice at all that I was actually in an invisible state. In theory, only Ye Chao could see it alone...

Not even noticed that Xu Tiange was facing the same arrogant big orange; the turtle that was particularly good at rolling came to pick up Fang Ju; the owner of the parrot that could not fly was Guan Junyuan; and the giant python as thick as a bucket belonged to the community head Yao Dexian...

Basically, every household in Jiangcheng has even more than one pet.

After returning from the internship, the adults had their own things to do and had no time to greet them, so they sent their pets. These pets were obviously more spiritual than animals before the natural disaster. In addition to being able to speak, they all had the IQ of a few years old.

Well, there are also people who can speak, but they are quite noisy once they speak, such as...

"Old manager, your bald head is lit up again!"

"I have told you so many times, this is not OK. The monk is bald, and you will not be able to find a partner like this..."

"You can't just not find a partner in order to get a higher output, right?"

"Although it's the end of the world, strength is more important, but appearance is always out of date!" The cockatoo crested stroked a few tufts of hair on his head narcissistically, "Look at me, Mr. Bird..."

The dragon roared and the tiger roared, and the turtle roared and bird roared, Alphaji was confused and confused, and accompanied Ye Chao, mainly with Genggong, asked for leave from the team with the teacher, walked through a floor of old street in the lower city, and unknowingly came to a jungle - the jungle inside the Jiangcheng.

Along the way, screaming, trembling, softening and ascending to heaven, Alphagi of Shi Lezhi said a relatively normal sentence: "Gogun, Gogun, speaking of it, I don't know your name yet?"

"Genggu, what's the name if it's not called Genggu?" Ye Chao was puzzled.

"Yeah!" Genggan nodded.

It is not as good as a cockatoo, but it is um, um, whip, squeak, slag, woo... such sounds can be made.

The previous super-evolution of the Gengyun can make thirteen different sounds. If it doubles, twenty-six English letters are enough, and you can create your own language.

"Good, brother, go away!" Alphagi irritated: You are like this, what is the difference between barking with dogs and barking with cats? Can you be a little more attentive!

【Ye Chao's favorability-44】

"Either go away, or go away." Ye Chao was so straightforward that he couldn't tell Alphaji's irritability at all.

○| ̄|_…

Alfaji no longer wanted to talk to Ye Chao and threw ninety-nine dogs at him.

This is a meme, but Alfagi can now turn it into reality, at least it looks like it is real.

However, this aroused the interest of the roar. Alphagi threw one and it threw another.

At first, I might have thought that Alphaji was beating Ye Chao and barking, which was an angry voice. Later, I found that these dogs had no lethality, so they became a game of pandas pounced on dogs... I saw them jumping up and down, jumping around, and agile like two.

So in a blink of an eye, Alfaji also forgot his original intention, and turned white from east, west, south, north and middle, throwing all the dogs out of the flower, and Ye Chao's favorability also broke through the -1300 mark again and continued to advance towards 0 with difficulty.

【Roll favorability +33】

【Ye Chao's favorability +16】

【Roll favorability + 23】

【Ye Chao's favorability +11】

…………

With laughter and joy, Ji called the bear howled, the group entered the urban jungle that was obviously shorter and sparse than the wild.

At first, Alfaji thought Ye Chao was going to the bathroom and began to think about how to stand, but slowly realized something was wrong.

The lights on this jungle are much brighter than those on the street. They are both quantity and power, and their colors vary greatly, like a colorful Milky Way.

Under the light, the lush jungle was covered with a layer of hazy and magical colors, just like the dazzling night scene in the metropolis before the natural disaster.

However... compared with the fruits on the trees here, this color is not magical at all.

"Sausage, is this sausage?" For a moment, Alfaji even forgot to roll around the fruit that he thought was cucumber at first, flying up and down, left and right, back and forth. He looked at it and smelled it was sausage. If she had the right size, she would definitely try it.

Baobabs can make bread, but they just look a bit like bread. This is indeed sausage!

Although the lights are dim, you can clearly see the big words "Sweet Corn Sausage" on the casing and the trademark of Shuanghui.

"Well, that's right, that's sausage." Ye Chao confirmed Alfaji's guess.

Not just sausages?!

Have you seen the tree with long biscuits? Have you seen the tree with long chocolate? Have you seen the tree with long noodles? It’s also a turn around and knocking on the fucking instant noodles!

Compared with this, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, eggplants, and watery cabbages... the whole vegetable garden grows on the same tree, which is nothing to do, it is a complete basic operation.

It's really a basic operation!

If you see long steak chicken wings, long copper ingots, long iron ingots, long gear clamp hammers, long screw nuts, long wooden boards and white paper, and even a tree with crystal clear silicon crystals that look like gems...

That is definitely a silicon crystal, and others may not be able to distinguish it. Alfaji, a member of the supercomputing project team, will never admit his mistake.

"I knock! What's this!" Alfaji only felt that his worldview was enough to circle the earth eighteen times.

However, the more terrifying answer is waiting for her.

"This is my dad." Ye Chao replied, pointing to the tree with screws and nuts, wooden boards and white paper and silicon crystals.

If you look closely, there is indeed a sign on the tree, "Ye Shulou, 2007~, people from Jiangcheng..."

"Oh, this is your father's grave." Alphagi suddenly realized, clapped his hands and saluted the strange tombstone.

"Papa" is like this and clapped his bear's paws and saluted him.

"It's not my dad's grave, this tree is my dad." Ye Chao clarified, "Didn't you tell you that my family is not a bird, but actually a tree."

Alphagi:Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Is your meme here?

She thought she had hallucinated or had misunderstood Ye Chao's meaning. There were other explanations for these words, but after thinking about it, she couldn't break the fork. Ye Chao seemed to be serious...

"Crack," and bursts of shattering sounds came, like an avalanche.
Chapter completed!
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