"Crazy? Of course not crazy, I'm fine, I'm very good." I said to Wu Xuan through the black thigh socks that covered my head: "I feel unprecedentedly refreshed now, and the breath above me has made me reborn."

"Did you mean athlete's foot?"

"I mean the air conditioner on it..." I knew Wu Xuan didn't believe me, so I grabbed another thigh sock and stuffed it into Wu Xuan's arms and said, "You can feel it yourself, see if what I said is true."

The moment she touched the thigh socks, Wu Xuan could also clearly feel the air conditioner on it. She hurriedly buried her head in the thigh socks and took a breath, then raised her head and said to me: "Really! It's cool! What kind of black technology is this? Isn't it an illusion?"

"Don't you know if you feel it for a while?" I grabbed the thigh socks and pulled them away and put them on Wu Xuan's head. It was easier than a condom and it was directly put on. Wu Xuan also moaned with satisfaction and collapsed down.

However, although the thigh socks can cool our heads, other parts without the head are still extremely hot. Just thinking about how to solve this problem, Wu Xuan and I looked at Da Hei at the same time...

"Help!" Dahei quickly got up and wanted to escape, but how could she escape in this narrow space? Wu Xuan and I grabbed one of her hands and pulled her directly in front. The poor Dahei was sandwiched between us. We both pressed our bodies tightly against Dahei's clothes. The cold air from Dahei's clothes spread throughout our bodies. In an instant, all the scorching heat disappeared, and we both felt as if we had held a large piece of ice.

"Help! Let me go! Help... um... um... um..."

Dahei, who could not continue to struggle, gave up resistance, and she could only allow us to keep rubbing her body - no, it was rubbing her clothes.

I found an oasis in the desert. Of course, we will not let go of this oasis again. It’s just that our big black is being tortured by the crazy Wu Xuan and I. I guess Da black will no longer be willing to wear her Goth loli costume after this incident, right?

Just as we were having fun, we suddenly heard a car parked next to us, and then we heard two "beep" whistles, and a very magnetic boy came into our ears: "hey! your   net. (Your car is broken.)"

When we took away the umbrella that was on our heads, two young men were sitting next to us, one man and one woman, but the expressions of these two men seemed to see two perverts wearing thigh socks working together to molest a poor ignorant girl - although it was indeed the case.

Wu Xuan and I quickly pulled off the thigh socks from our heads. Wu Xuan waved to the woman sitting in the passenger seat and smiled in her English that was not much better than me: "it&#o39;s    a        nice    day.(The weather is good.)"

The other party saw that we were not very good at English and pointed at the back of their car and smiled, "Here    i11    you    going?e    netd… are    you     yamato    peop1e? (Where are you going? We can take you on a ride. Speaking of which... are you Yamato?)”

"no,ap1e.(No, we are Han people." Fortunately, the other party took care of us slowly and there were no difficult words, so I could answer in front of me.

The other party showed a regretful expression and said, "i&#o39;m    sorry,i    netese, but    i    netese. (Sorry, I can speak Japanese but I can't speak Chinese."

"oh!my    japanese        better          eng1ish.(Ah! My Japanese is better than English.)" I suddenly jumped up as if I had stepped on the electric gate. After all, speaking Japanese is easier for me than speaking in English. It would be better if I could communicate in Japanese.

So we took our luggage and got into the car of the two people who happened to pass by.

Sitting in the car, the girl asked me in Japanese: "Where are you from? Are you here for a trip to California?"

"That's right, we are here for a trip, we are from Minhai." I replied with a smile.

The girl asked excitedly: "Minhai? I have heard that Mapo tofu is your Minhai specialty dish?"

I smiled awkwardly and said, "What... Although they are all Han dishes in strict terms, Mapo tofu is not a special dish in Minhai. Do you like to eat Mapo tofu?"

She laughed and said, "I like to have enough tissues ready every time I eat it."

"Ah, it's true that if the peppers drip on your body, it will be a little uncomfortable..."

"No, I mean tissues for going to the toilet."

“…”

After chatting with the girl for a while, she suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! I forgot to introduce myself - my name is Ivy Clark, this is my boyfriend Noel Gerald."

"My name is Tang Zhihan, her name is Wu Xuan, and this... her name is Dahei."

Because of cultural differences, Ivy Clark was not curious about Dahei's name. She reached out to me and said, "Hello, Don. Please give me some advice."

Ah, it turns out that I feel a little strange in Japanese. I saw an American reaching out to me and saying, "Please give me some advice." Subconsciously, I wanted to answer: "nice       meet      you, too."

Then she looked at Wu Xuan and said in the broken Chinese: "Ni Hao, Wu."

Wu Xuan shook hands with her laughter and cry and said, "Hello, hello."

When she reached out to shake hands with Da Hei, Da Hei said to her with disgust: "Don't get close to you, a low-level human being, how can your body be easily touched by a low-level human being like you?"

Ivy couldn't understand what Da Hei said, so she looked at me and hoped that I could translate it. I had to say to Ivy: "She accidentally touched her hands when she was wiping her butt on the side of the road. Because she didn't have water to wash her hands, she had to wipe it with paper and wait for it to dry naturally, so she didn't want to shake hands with you so that you wouldn't have any odor on your hands."

"Oh!" Ivy was startled by my words. She quickly picked up her own water and handed it to Dahei and said, "Hurry, wash your hands quickly. It's a bad thing for girls to have a odor on their hands."

Dahei didn't know what Ivy meant. She looked at me curiously and said to Dahei: "The custom of California, if you don't want to shake hands with others, you have to wash your hands with the water given by the other party to show that you are actually willing to accept the other party."

Dahei said dissatisfiedly: "I have not accepted this low-level human."

"Anyway, just wash your hands with water. What are you worried about?" I took Ivy's water and stuffed it into Dahei's arms and said, "Open the window and wash your hands."

Dahei had to listen to me and opened the window and held the water bottle and reached out to wash his hands. Ivy then said, "It doesn't seem that she is willing to wash her hands. Don't she want to wash off the odor on her hands?"

I covered my face and continued to talk nonsense: "She actually likes the smell after being dried..."

It's over, a good golden loli was ruined by me...

Wu Xuan didn't understand what we were saying, but she knew that there was no custom in California to refuse to wash hands with clean water given by others after shaking hands. However, she also guessed that I was fooling Dahei, so she didn't say it out, just because she was curious about the reason why I did this.

We continued chatting again. During this period, Wu Xuan received a call from the fire brigade. It turned out that the fire brigade had arrived at the tire blowout location of our car, but there was no one now, so she called.

Because the situation is a bit complicated, Wu Xuan and my half-baked English proficiency could not be explained clearly, so we had to hand over the phone to Ivy and let her explain it clearly to us.

After hanging up the phone, Ivy handed her cell phone to Wu Xuan and said to me: "It's about five minutes left to Fresno. Where are you going to get off the bus?"

"Ah...it's okay to find a place, but it's best if you can find a hotel along the way."

"Okay, leave it to us." Ivy patted my chest and said, "I promise to send you to a hotel that satisfies you."

"Thank you..." I continued chatting with Ivy and said, "By the way, Clark, what are you doing in Fresno? Do you live in Fresno?"

Ivy replied: "We? Noel's family is in Fresno, but my family is not. My family is not in America, in Europe, Edinburgh, Scotland, where it is my hometown. But two years ago, after my brother was arrested for crimes, I left my hometown and came to California alone."

"Your brother..." I didn't care too much, but just said this subconsciously.

When Ivy heard me say that her brother replied casually, "His name is Charlie, Charlie Clark, he is a supernatural..."

Charlie Clark! It's... one of the five supernatural beings who lived in Shang Qingyun's house before! Although I don't know where others are now, I should still be in Minhai, right? Ivy is actually Charlie Clark's sister! Is this coincidental in this world? Such a small probability makes me bump into it!
Chapter completed!