Chapter 94 Hunting Wild Boar
Tang Zhihang, who was already a little melancholy, raised his hand and slapped me when he heard this. I quickly retreated behind Wu Xuan and said, "What are you doing? I was thrown and couldn't find a place to find a place to be discouraged, right?"
Tang Zhihang didn't even refute and was about to catch me: "Don't run away, give me a punch and exhale, I promise not to beat you to death."
"Damn you, a shameless scumbag, are you embarrassed to hit a woman? And you wanted to vent your anger after being dumped by another woman. Don't you think your behavior is very bad?"
"What does it matter whether we are bad or bad? Anyway, we are almost the same person. If I hit you, it is equivalent to beating myself. In a sense, it is equivalent to self-harm - Is there any problem with myself after I was dumped?"
"If you harm yourself, do it and harm your own body. What you are doing now is to harm an innocent girl to satisfy your own perverted desires."
We both took Wu Xuan as a pillar and ran around her. Wu Xuan didn't want to worry about our affairs and looked at our phones. After they finally stopped tired, Wu Xuan said to us: "Are you tired? Take a break when you are tired and take a look at this."
Tang Zhihang and I leaned over. Wu Xuan's phone was a strange night view photo, but because the lights were too dark, I couldn't see anything on it. I could only see vague trees and the like.
I wondered, "What? Show us what this is done?"
"This is a screenshot of the surveillance footage of my back mountain." Since the incident with the giant wolf, Wu Xuan's back mountain where fish was raised in the house has installed some monitors on the main road, but those monitoring is basically useless. Usually, there will be no other things except for taking some hares and squirrels.
I nodded at the screenshot, and then asked, "So what's wrong? Is there anything on it?"
Wu Xuan pointed to a corner of the screenshot and saw an animal in the corner... After careful observation, she found that it was a wild boar. Although she didn't see it very clearly, she could at least see the fangs on the boar's mouth and the long-nosed pig's head.
"Oh, wild boar, what? Are you going to catch wild boars?" I said disapprovingly.
"Oh no, look at what's on the boar's teeth."
After Wu Xuan said this, I focused on the somewhat blurred wild boar fangs. I accidentally saw that there seemed to be a purple part on the wild boar fangs.
Purple? Why does it look so familiar? That thing seems to be...miracle!
"Did you understand?" Wu Xuan heard me and Huang Yurou mention miracle before. She only knew that the thing had a powerful power to do a lot of things, and she didn't understand the specific ones very clearly. But I still reminded her to let her stay as far as possible if she saw someone owned this thing, and also notify me. I also told the master this sentence. It seems that this photo was sent by the master, right?
I nodded and said, "I understand, that is to say, there is a wild boar in the back mountain of your house that may become a sperm."
"Become a spirit?" Wu Xuan asked blankly, "What kind of spirit is becoming? Didn't it be agreed that animals will not be allowed to cultivate into spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"
"It's been a century. You can't let animals cultivate to become elf." I pointed to the photo and said to Wu Xuan: "Based on my understanding of miracle, if this thing continues to be embedded in its teeth, the pig will speak human language in a few days."
"What should I do?" Wu Xuan said in surprise: "Did you kill it?"
"Or what else can you do? If you regret it now, go back and tell your dad that you will take some hunters to catch pigs tomorrow." As I said that, I looked at Tang Zhihang, and this guy was looking at me for some reason.
I looked at myself and there should be nothing on my body, and there was no red beans on my face, so I asked him, "What's wrong? Let's see what I'm doing? I didn't drink red bean milk tea today."
Tang Zhihang held his chin and pondered: "I'm thinking, is wild boar meat delicious?"
"Damn why do you suddenly think of this? Do you want to eat or what?"
Tang Zhihang ignored me and said to Wu Xuan: "How about eating wild boars after they are beaten tomorrow?"
"This, I can discuss it with my dad. Anyway, they won't do anything after killing the wild boar..." Wu Xuan said indifferently: "According to your opinion, you don't plan to go back today?"
"I won't go back, I'm going to wait to eat wild boar tomorrow." Tang Zhihang's mentality has recovered quickly enough. After being dumped, he was full of thoughts about eating wild boar - but I'm also curious about what wild boar tastes.
"I'll go together when I'm going to fight the wild boar tomorrow." I said to Wu Xuan: "After all, it's a wild boar affected by miracle. If anything happens, I might be able to help."
But if I go there, I probably won't be able to help much. Miracle doesn't know how effective it is for ordinary people, so I dare not hand over miracle to others casually. Apart from that, I only have that laptop... After it was thrown away, it was found by Huang Yurou and the others. When I found it, there was no trace on the laptop. How could a laptop that was useless to hit the bullets and be damaged because it was thrown down?
If it really doesn't work, then I will take my laptop and smash the wild boar to see if it's hard or my laptop is hard.
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The next day, when I woke up from my dazed sleep, I found that Wu Xuan had already gotten up and went downstairs. After putting on her clothes and walking downstairs, a maid who was cleaning in the corridor said to me: "Ms. Tang, Miss. Second Miss is waiting for you in the dining room."
"Ah? Oh, okay." I agreed casually and walked towards the dining room, but when I was passing by the living room, I found many strangers sitting in the living room. Seeing that they were all holding a hunting rifle, they should be the hunter invited by Uncle Yang?
Can the wild boar be eaten after one shot? No, right, why do I care about this...
When they walked to the dining room, Tang Zhihang and his master were already sitting there talking about something, while Wu Xuan didn't know where she had gone.
"Master, where is Wu Xuan?" I sat down next to the master and asked.
"The girl said that she would cook for you today, so that you can have enough strength when hunting wild boars." The master said with a puzzled expression: "But when will Xiaoxuan cook? I have never seen her cook by herself..."
Oh no! I suddenly had a bad premonition. After all, the only time Wu Xuan cooked was when Huang Yurou and the others secretly used superpowers to complete it. Now she suddenly said she wanted to cook by herself. Isn’t this a fatal death?
I knew the situation was wrong and turned around and wanted to go to the kitchen to stop Wu Xuan, but when I turned around and saw Wu Xuan standing at the door, I knew it was too late... But it was a bit strange. Wu Xuan did not carry the breakfast she made in her hand. She walked to me in dejectedly and sat down and said nothing, but her face said "Come and comfort me."
The master asked Wu Xuan again: "What's wrong? Haven't you gone to make breakfast?"
Wu Xuan pouted and said angrily: "The kitchen at home is not easy to use, has no feel, and cannot be made."
"Can you make it by dividing the location?" The master knew that his sister had never touched kitchen utensils since she was a child, and the situation was as expected by her now. If Wu Xuan suddenly walked in with a plate of exquisite breakfast, the master would probably doubt whether she hadn't woken up yet.
Wu Xuan retorted: "But I did it when I was there before!"
"When you did it, Huang Yurou and the others were by your side." I couldn't bear to watch Wu Xuan continue to be kept in the dark, so I told Wu Xuan the truth.
After learning about the situation, Wu Xuan pondered for a while, suddenly got up and was about to leave. The master and I quickly called her and asked, "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to learn cooking with Uncle Zhang. I have to rely on my own strength to make delicious food for Zhihan to eat." As he said that, Wu Xuan was about to rush out of the dining room, but at the moment he opened the door, he almost ran into Uncle Yang who was about to come in: "Late... Dad."
Looking at Wu Xuan who swallowed the words "Damn" back, Uncle Yang said curiously: "What's wrong? I'm in a hurry."
"I'll go find Uncle Zhang to learn how to cook." Wu Xuan answered honestly.
"You can recognize all the dishes first." Uncle Yang teased Wu Xuan without any mercy: "The guy who can say that lettuce is spinach suddenly said he wanted to learn how to cook. What's the stimulation you are?"
"A little bit, please care about me." Wu Xuan stuck out her tongue at Uncle Yang and ran away. Wu Xuan was so arrogant when no one saw her.
Uncle Yang could only smile dotingly at his daughter's rudeness, then walked into the dining room and said to me, "Zhihan, are you sure you want to hunt wild boars with those hunters?"
"Yes, after all, I'm still a little worried about the wild boar... It has miracle on it. You should have heard of the amazingness of that thing from Huang Yurou and the others, right?" I spread my hands and said with a helpless expression.
"Oh, after all, it's something I haven't dabbled in. Since you ask to go by yourself, I can only agree to you, but don't rush forward. If something happens, Xiaoxuan will have to take care of a disabled person for the rest of her life." Uncle Yang's personality is really bad. After getting familiar with it, he will make some strange jokes mercilessly.
I also said to him: "If you are disabled, just be disabled. Anyway, even if I am disabled, I am richer than those without a disabled person. I don't need a job - who told your daughter to fall in love with me?"
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble." Uncle Yang smiled and said, "You should go out after you prepare. It depends on whether we can eat wild boar tonight."
Chapter completed!