Chapter 92 Tang Zhihang's Amusement Park Trip
Secret love is an extremely hard thing. When your mood can never be conveyed to the person you like, it is like a piece of bread being sealed in a vacuum bag forever. Even in the vacuum bag, there is no way to keep it fresh forever, and it will eventually expire.
So is there any way to prevent the bread from expired? It’s very simple, that is, tear the packaging bag open before it expires and take out the bread to eat it. The same is true for a crush, it’s that simple.
Tang Zhihang finally took out the bread, he was finally going to eat the bread... Bah, he finally confessed to Zhao Min, and poured out all the feelings he had held in his heart for more than a year today.
Wu Xuan and I stood aside and looked at Tang Zhihang standing at the door of the amusement park not far away. He was talking to whom he was holding his cell phone? It should be talking to Zhao Min, right?
Not long after, I saw Zhao Min suddenly emerge from the crowd. She was like a tired elf who didn't know what she was always wearing a lively and naughty smile on her face. After what the two of them said, they entered the amusement park, and Wu Xuan and I hurriedly followed.
Wu Xuan suddenly took out a small Bluetooth headset and handed it to me and said, "Do you want to listen?"
I took the headphones and curiously said, "What is this?"
"I just put a monitor on Tang Zhihang's headset." Wu Xuan said something very amazing with a serious look on his face.
"What are you doing with the monitor?" Although I was asking, I still stuffed my headphones into my ears.
Then from the headphones, I heard Zhao Min's voice that I hadn't heard for a long time: "What are we going to play first, Master? We played the roller coaster first last time, did we go to the roller coaster first this time?"
"If you want to ride the roller coaster... we don't have to do this time like last time, right? I think it's better to sit down first. After all, I'm not in good condition today..."
"Hahaha, Master, don't joke. Last time you played in the entire amusement park, your face didn't blush and your heart didn't beat. I thought my master had secretly exercised at a time I didn't know. As a result, when I touched your muscles, I felt that it was impossible to exercise you."
"It's not like this to hit people, right? Besides, sitting on these exciting things should have nothing to do with physical fitness, right? It has to do with courage."
"That means my master is very brave?"
"No, no, no, I'm not brave at all, your master, I'm super timid."
"Really? You were not timid at all last time. I was almost fainted. You were still nothing."
"Why do you say it seems like I am a big man who is not even as good as you..."
"But isn't that the truth? At least I won't be tired if I can run a kilometer."
"Okay, okay, I admit that I'll get a lot of breath if I run a hundred meters. Is it interesting to bully the fat man?"
Tang Zhihang is joking, after all, I know Tang Zhihang's physical fitness - he will only breathe if he can run 150 meters.
Following behind the two of them, listening to their cheerful chat content, sometimes I think listening to people chat is actually an interesting thing.
"By the way, then how about we go play bumper cars first? Isn't it exciting?"
"I think your understanding of stimulation has problems in a sense... Don't tell others that you are my apprentice when you go out in the future. I am not ashamed of your apprentice as you."
"Oh~ Master~ Why is it so excessive?"
"What's too much for me to explain an objective fact? Why are your hair getting shorter and shorter?"
"I just realized it now? It's too late?"
"No, I found it from the beginning, but I just felt a little too cute so I was embarrassed to say it."
OK, you guy, you're pretty good. You can talk, it seems there is hope.
"Hey, your apprentice, I'm not good-looking one day? I'm super handsome."
"Okay, okay, cool. By the way, do you have to eat first? Otherwise, I will not be responsible for vomiting out stomach acid later."
"Eat, eat, treat you. I came today with the determination to eat you poor."
"I didn't plan to bring the money back today."
Wu Xuan pulled me and asked, "Zhihan Zhihan, can Tang Zhihan succeed in his confession?"
"Me? I think it's so bad." I couldn't help but sigh, "After all, people on two parallel lines are the ones. Even if they lean on them, they can only get closer and never be able to intersect."
"No way?" Wu Xuan laughed and said, "Look at how close they are, Besides, Zhao Min is a girl. How could a girl be so tugging with someone she doesn't like?"
"Do you like it..." I hesitated for a moment, and finally smiled helplessly: "Like it should be like it, but it is not the kind of love that is between men and women, right?"
When Wu Xuan heard me say it, she looked at them again. I don’t know what she thought of, but suddenly she saw Wu Xuan covering her stomach and said with an ugly face: “I suddenly felt a stomachache…”
"Stomach hurt?" I asked her quickly: "If you have a stomachache, is it still wrong? Do you want to go back first?"
"No, it doesn't mean that I'm having stomachache when I eat bad things - I saw them both feel stomachache."
I burst out laughing: "It seems that you are the same as me. I also felt my stomach hurt when I looked at them before."
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Although we bought tickets, Wu Xuan and I were not here to play. We were responsible for following Tang Zhihang behind him to give him some comfort. Speaking of which, this guy is really a useless guy. He even has to ask someone to follow his confession. If I were Zhao Min and I knew about this, I would never agree to Tang Zhihang's confession.
When Tang Zhihang and Zhao Min were having fun, we were watching from the side. Of course, even when they were riding the roller coaster, we were watching coldly from below... It was definitely not because I didn’t dare to take it!
After getting off the roller coaster, Tang Zhihang was exhausted and desperate, and had serious doubts about the existence of this amusement park. He sat on the bench and breathed weakly, as if he had just drained all his blood and injected him with orange juice.
Sitting not far away, we saw Zhao Min, who had returned after buying two bottles of drinks, asked Tang Zhihang with some concern: "Master, are you okay? You look like you're going to die. You were not so exaggerated last time."
"Is that so? It seems that today's me is completely different from the one I used to." Tang Zhihang opened the drink bottle and drank a sip of the drink, then breathed a sigh of relief and said: "I still wonder why humans should invent such a terrible thing as a entertainment facility... It turns out that humans' technological tree points are crooked, right?"
Although I didn't understand what Tang Zhihang was saying, Zhao Min was still amused by what Tang Zhihang said: "Don't deny the existence of roller coasters if you don't like them. roller coasters are also trying very hard to please humans."
"The pendulum and the building jumper are also desperately pleasing humans. Why do you only remember the roller coaster? You are discriminatory."
"I... I can't tell you, okay? Really, I've known you from the beginning. No matter how you say it, it makes sense." Zhao Min slapped Tang Zhihang's shoulder dissatisfied, but she looked like a girl who was acting coquettish with her boyfriend.
"Maybe this is the gap in IQ, but don't worry - even if you are mentally retarded, I will never leave you. I will be responsible for taking care of your second half of your life."
Wu Xuan grabbed the corner of my clothes and kept smiling: "No, no, no, this guy Tang Zhihang is really stupid. Who can confess to the girl he likes like this?"
"This is not a confession. This is how he usually talks to Zhao Min."
After hearing what I said, Wu Xuan stopped smiling and asked with her lips twitching, "Are you sure? Talk to the girl you like? And I usually say this... Are you sure Tang Zhihang likes Zhao Min instead of treating her as a mentally retarded child?"
"Are you talking nonsense? Do I not understand Tang Zhihang's feelings?" Tang Zhihang's feelings at the beginning tortured me a lot. I will never forget Tang Zhihang's ridiculous love.
"That's really bad..." Wu Xuan said suddenly: "No wonder Zhao Min didn't notice Tang Zhihang's feelings at all. If it were any boys who would dare to talk to me like this, I would have to kill him. How could he still fall in love with him?"
It seems that Zhao Min hasn't killed Tang Zhihang in more than a year. Tang Zhihang is really lucky.
After a while of rest, Tang Zhihang stood up and said, "Okay, I've had a rest, what's the next one?"
Zhao Min then stood up and pointed to the building jumper not far away and said, "In order not to let the master say I am racist, I decided to play the building jumper and the big pendulum as well, so that there will be no racial discrimination, right?"
Although the distance is a bit far, I can still clearly see Tang Zhihang's complicated expression, which is regret for what I said just now and a silence for my next life...
After they left, Wu Xuan and I hurriedly followed to avoid getting lost, but when we stood up, Zhao Min in front of us suddenly turned around and looked at us, which scared Wu Xuan and I.
Tang Zhihang asked, "What's wrong? Have you lost something?"
"No... I seem to have seen the two girls behind me somewhere..." Zhao Min continued to walk forward with Tang Zhihang. It seemed that she remembered what happened when she and Nai Kobayashi who pretended to be Tang Zhihang came to the amusement park to meet us?
"Isn't it an illusion? Besides, what can I do if I have seen it? Can you go up and ask for a mobile phone number or what?"
"That's right... Master, hurry up! The people in the queue are just over!" Zhao Min quickly pulled Tang Zhihang and rushed towards the jumping machine...
In the following time, Tang Zhihang's screams like a pig slaughtering from Wu Xuan and I kept ringing from our headphones, and Zhao Min's gloating laughter.
Chapter completed!