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Chapter 20 Yang Er

"Disciple, as long as you can fully develop this system, it is not a dream to reach the peak of cat life and marry fairy cats!"

"Master, what you are talking about is so complicated!"

“…how much have you remembered??”

The leopard cat hugged its front paws and gestured the size of a cantaloupe. "So much, probably remember so much."

Does “…” mean more than that?

"Master! What should be the name of the thing you are talking about?"

"Just called...the lucky cat!"

Wang Daju hopes that a good name can make Tian Xia’s career and wealth increase, and hopes are always good. In fact, he has no idea how far the lucky cat can develop.

If a pyramid scheme is put into a conservative feudal empire, who can know what will happen?

Wang Daju believes that the officials of the Rabbit and the pampered nations should have no idea about finance, and what they believe in is the ancient view that "the world's wealth has its own fixed number."

In this case, anything can happen to the lucky cat. Even if one day, the rabbit-like Elvis joins the lucky cat and becomes a general agent, it is definitely not an unimaginable thing.

In addition, Wang Daju also injected unique vitality into the lucky cat, and he set the pyramid scheme product as - witchcraft!

In the Cat Kingdom under the rule of the Rabbit Dynasty, ordinary cats have no chance to come into contact with real witchcraft. At this time, the Cat Kingdom is a desert of witchcraft.

Witchcraft is the foundation for cats to settle down. When the lucky cat uses witchcraft as a pyramid selling product...

Wang Daju no longer knows what will happen!

It's like uranium 25 exceeding the critical mass encountering a neutron; pure metal sodium encountering a basin of water; supersaturated steam encountering a beam of gamma rays; supercooled water encountering a needle; dusty flour workshop encountering a little Mars; eggs that have just left the nest encounter a sperm...

.........

Yang Er shook it out of the mint hall with three steps, with a silly smile on his face after sucking catnip.

The remaining medicinal power of peppermint controls his nervous system, making him feel that the whole cat seems to be flying in the sky, and everything around him is so cute...

With mint, everything is enough;

Dried fish, fairy cat;

Nothing better than mint...

Yang Erli walked tiltedly, humming a small song in his mouth, and passing by.

Seeing Yang Er's condition, he saw that he had sucked mint at first sight. All the road cats were away from home, afraid of provoking him.

A cat that sucks mint is like daydreaming, half reality and half hallucination. No one knows what he will do next. Going forward is to cause disaster for himself.

Yang Er was walking without a cat. He was walking when he suddenly saw a guy walking out of a courtyard in front of him. The guy was leaving with an empty food box, and a cat was sending him out from the gate.

When Yang Er looked at it, he immediately smiled foolishly on his face. Both cats knew each other. The guy was a waiter from the old Liu family store. He looked like he was sending a banquet to his door; and the cat he sent out was Xiao Anzi, a fishmonger from Xishi.

Ha! When did Xiao Anzi get rich? Can you afford the banquet in the old Liu family restaurant?

This matter has to be pondered!

Yang Er was lazy and found a clean corner. The whole cat shrank to the sun, basking in the sun, leaving saliva. The whole cat was so happy, I didn't know what it was thinking.

Soon, a strong leopard cat ran out of Xiao Anzi's yard. He ran across the street like a gust of wind. When he passed by Yang Er, he brought a bunch of dust, which just made Yang Er's face covered.

Bah bah bah bah bah!

Yang Er shook his dusty tongue, vomited twice, retracted his mouth, and stared at the back of the leopard cat.

Who is this?

I'm so rusty and impatient to live?

Yang Er was stunned. After a while, the leopard cat returned with a huge package. When he passed by Yang Er, he glanced at him without even glanced at him. The whole cat walked into the courtyard.

Bah bah bah bah bah!

Fuck!

Have a grudge against me, right?

You are counting horses, you can still get rid of your son when walking?!

Oh...that package is quite heavy!

There seems to be a sound of copper coins inside...

Yang Er's eyes lit up, and he felt that the next meal of mint seemed to have a deposit!

Inspired by the next meal of mint, Yang Er finally stood up with all his strength and walked out of the alley with a swaying moment.

Until the sun sets west, Yang Er's mint energy dissipated and appeared again in this alley. At this time, he led three gang cats behind him and walked towards Xiao Anzi's courtyard with a swagger.

............

Bang bang bang bang!

The unscrupulous sound of smashing the door came into the house, awakening the master and apprentice who were training the new generation of pyramid scheme kings.

Both cats were a little confused and looked at each other. Tian Xia said, "Master, I'll go and have a look."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was not waiting for Tian Xia to go out.

Bang!

The door of the main hall was kicked open and an arrogant voice came in.

"Xiao Anzi! Where has he died? I haven't come out to greet your second master yet?"

The leopard cat's face darkened and he was about to go out to meet this arrogant master. Before he could go out, he lifted the curtain and a scalp cat came in, followed by the three gangsters and the cats also squeezed in.

"Who are you?!" The leopard cat suppressed its anger, its ears collapsed, and its tail swayed gently.

Yang Er looked at it and was amused, "Oh! I want to get angry with your second master, right?! Which country bumpkin came from the countryside? Don't you know your second master, right?"

"Who are you? Treacherous in a private house is a violation of the law!" The leopard cat's body arched, and the hair on its back exploded.

"The King's Law? I am the King's Law!"

Yang Er sneered, "Tell your second master the king's law? Do you know that on the one-acre three-point ground in the east of this city, God, you, your second master, and my second brother, do you know?"

Seeing that his apprentice was about to explode, Wang Daju grabbed Tian Xia's tail quietly.

The arrest of the tail reminded Tian Xia that his master was behind him. It was not wise to have a conflict at this time. It would be easy for the master to be involved. Tian Xia suppressed his anger and asked again.

"No matter what god you are, you have to report a number, right? What kind of cat are you?"

"This country bumpkin doesn't even know the Second Master!" A gangster cat next to him said contemptuously, "Remember, our Second Master is the catcher in the east of Guancheng."

"Catcher?" Wang Daju was a little confused when he heard it. He pulled the leopard cat's tail, "Disciple, what is the catcher doing?"

"..." The leopard cat didn't expect that the master asked this. Shouldn't it be self-evident?

The two of them were heard, causing the gang to burst into laughter.

"Meow, what is the lynx that emerged from the mountain corner! I don't even know what the catcher is doing!"
Chapter completed!
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