Extra 13: The Observation Diary of the Land People
“It’s an interesting creature, I call it: ‘Couple’, a creature that is very common on the ground, and we usually observe it in college schools.
The couple is very beautiful, the male is called boyfriend and the female is called girlfriend.
A creature likes to live in a place called the "network". They move to the "network" through a tool called the "mobile phone" and communicate with each other through a tool called the "chat".
The most common creatures like couples are in groves, libraries, uninhabited grasslands, and dim and wet places under damaged street lights.
Peaceful creatures like couples usually do not fight for snatching territory. Once a creature called "Miss San" intervenes, one of the couples will become fierce and aggressive. When the couple is separated by a creature like mistress, the person who is left will form a new couple with the mistress, and the person who leaves will form a new couple with a creature called "Spare Tire". Of course, it may also completely become a strange creature called "Single".
A small number of couples will evolve into a creature like a "couple and wife" after experiencing various hardships such as "house", "car", "bride price", etc. The creatures like a couple are completely different from couples. They need to live in a nest called "family" and give birth to a creature called "baby" in the nest. Babies will eventually go through four transformation periods: "toddler", "children", "youth" and "adult". Finally, they form a new couple with another person."
This is a man under the sea using knowledge to sell new knowledge, but with a "click!", his learning was stopped.
He frowned: "What are you doing? You are wasting my money!"
The person who interrupted the male underwater man was a female underwater man. The female underwater man said, "I'm going to land soon. What's wrong with wasting some underwater currency? When we come back, we will get a lot of money!"
The two kept talking and consuming the air, so they kept paying for the money of the undersea people.
The male underwater man asked, "What's the matter with me?"
The female underwater man said, "It's been three hundred years since the ground. We're going to replace the other two observers, but I can't contact them!"
"Bored!" said the man unhappy, "Just let me get in touch because of this kind of thing, forget it, we don't need to contact them. Whether they are dead or not planning to go back to the sea has nothing to do with us. We just need to complete our mission and then return to the sea bottom!"
The female underwater man glared at the male underwater man: "What are you talking about? We need the previous observer to provide us with accommodation and give us common sense to popularize humanity, otherwise how can we survive on the ground?"
The male underwater man seemed to know the seriousness of the problem, and he said, "I remember the names of the two observers are Wei Tong and Li Xiu, right? They can't be connected by traditional methods. Do you need to use that epic prop?"
The female underwater man shook her head: "Let's go to the sea first, there may be less interference there."
"Tsk!" The male underwater man cursed, and then went to the sea with the female underwater man.
The female underwater man asked, "What were you studying just now?"
The male underwater man replied: "The Diary of the Land Man Observation, I am about to go to the ground, so I want to check the information."
The female underwater man reacted: "Oh, that, isn't that written by the professor of anthropology? But he only left the sea and went to land for only five days. Did he really see the whole picture of the land man?"
The male underwater man said: "The changes in the land environment are not suitable for us to survive. I have to stay in that place for a hundred years. I am really unlucky!"
"puff!"
Two undersea people left the sea surface with some kind of undersea tool. They began to fly towards the nearest continent. The current earth has not been stopped yet, and Wei Huo was only in the sixth grade of elementary school.
"Contact the observer quickly!" the male underwater man urged.
The female underwater man frowned: "It's still impossible to contact us! Strange, have they encountered something unexpected?"
The male underwater man sneered: "I still encounter unexpected problems in places like land, and I deserve it if I die!"
The female underwater man said dissatisfiedly: "They are our compatriots, how can you say that? Oh, wait, I got in touch, and I still have to leave the sea!"
The two of them flew into the air and flew quickly in a certain direction. Soon, they landed on a small island, which was only a few hundred square meters, with bare and nothing on it, but there was finally a person standing on the island.
Two underwater men got off the means of transportation, and the female underwater men said, "Senior, we are here to take over your observer!"
The man was a middle-aged male. He turned around and said, "The time shouldn't be here yet."
The female underwater man said: "Because we can't contact you all the time, we plan to come and see the situation. After all, we need to exchange information. If we can't find you, it will be troublesome!"
The middle-aged man handed out a note: "Get this."
The female underwater man asked, "What is this?"
The middle-aged man said, "A address, you go there when the time comes, where you can find the information you need."
The male underwater man said coldly: "What is your attitude? The handover procedures are originally the rules between observers. If you are so perfunctory, I will tell the Observer Association."
The middle-aged man said, "Whatever, I won't go back to the bottom of the sea."
The two underwater men were shocked, and the male underwater men even asked: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
The middle-aged man said, "I know very well."
The male underwater man sneered: "Ah, so that's the case. It doesn't matter. Since you don't perform your duties as an observer, we can also take over you as soon as possible, right? Come to the land early, pass three hundred years earlier, and then go back to my underwater, a ghost place like land, I won't stay for a moment longer!"
Unlike male underwater people, female underwater people noticed something, and she asked: "Why? Why don't you go back to the bottom of the sea?"
The middle-aged man said, "I won't tell you the specific reason, Li Xiu and I...we are going to the starry sky!"
The male underwater man said, "Wait, what do you mean..."
The middle-aged man said: "I will not go back to the bottom of the sea. I have been an observer for three hundred years. Although it can get me a huge sum of money, it means nothing to me. I can't survive in a world where I have to charge for breathing. Anyway, I'm also a loser in that world, but on land... I like it here more."
The man under the sea seemed to want to say something, but the middle-aged man's cell phone suddenly rang. He answered the phone and a tender voice rang out: "Dad, the teacher asked us to bring school uniforms and vaccine fees; Dad, the teacher asked us to prepare a handmade product; Dad, the teacher asked us to make an ecological ball; Dad, the teacher said that he could never remember my surname, is my mother's surname good?"
Middle-aged man: "..."
The two people under the sea looked surprised and confused, and they said, "Dad? Wei Tong, you..."
The middle-aged man said, "This is the situation. You know, I'm very busy now, so I'll leave first, goodbye!"
Chapter completed!