Chapter 53: Jade Rabbit is a Pit
Jiang Daoli switched to the big account and saw that the group was still arguing about who would give a lecture.
"If everyone has no candidate yet, I can only cancel this lecture." Jiang Daoli said lightly.
Zhang Sanfeng and others were secretly happy. These people were gone to lectures, but they still had them.
Zhang Daoling was as happy as he was, and Qingfeng Mingyue even spoke directly: "The old driver, Daxian, they definitely can't choose it, so let's go."
"You are two people, you can only go one at a time." Nezha stood up and said, "It's better for me to go. These great immortals, how could they know the suffering of civilians like us get up."
"You are a civilian, aren't you reincarnated by the Spirit Pearl?" A pile of angry curses instantly drowned Nezha.
"Can the rabbit go?" Yutu said weakly.
The Jade Rabbit really has no status in front of these gods. If it weren't for the owner Chang'e, these gods would probably not be able to bird them.
Looking at the Jade Rabbit, Jiang Daoli remembered the first time he chatted with Jade Rabbit. It was the carrot that had to open the door of transformation for him. Looking at the quarrels, he said, "This time, Jade Rabbit, next time, Xiaotian Dog, next time, the Green Bull Spirit, made a happy decision."
Jiang Daoli is also a grateful person. Speaking of which, he has the best relationship with Yutu. He has merits in teaching, so he naturally cannot forget them.
"Old driver Daxian, you can't do this. They are all pets, how can you give lectures?" Wen Quxing was unhappy.
The other gods were not happy and said, "Great Immortal, let's go."
"What's wrong? My Xiaotian Dog can't go? Do you want to fight?" Erlang Shen stood up.
"What's wrong with my Jade Rabbit? Do you believe it or not, I will seal you on the moon and star for three thousand years?" Chang'e looked at Wenquxing fiercely.
"What's wrong with the old Taoist Xiao Qingniu? Who said he can't go? Stand out and let the old Taoist see." The Supreme Laojun had a dark face and supported Xiao Qingniu.
The old man, who just lost all the pills and still owed the debt, was in a bad mood. He was so murderous that everyone wanted to beat him.
More importantly, the Green Bull Spirit is his mount. When he goes out to preach, he not only has a face, but also has a little bit of merit.
Erlang Shen and Yang Jian are the same. The immortals are robbing their merits, so it would be strange if they don’t stand up.
Wenquxing: "..."
All the gods: "..."
Well, they can't afford to offend these three. Erlang Shen is the Heavenly Judicial Lord, a real power figure who is a traitor, and his backstage is also strong, and his master is even more powerful.
Chang'e? Haha, the Jade Emperor is watching from the side. Try her and say something, do you believe it or not, the Jade Emperor will immediately hang you in the South Gate of Heaven and beat you hard?
There is also Zhu Bajie who called the monkey and couldn't kill you.
So, the number of people giving lectures was determined, and three were set at once.
The Jade Emperor was not out anymore. He just won the Emperor Taishang Laojun, so he would definitely not be able to come out. Chang'e was his crush on him, so he was embarrassed to rob it.
Erlang Shen Yang Jian was his nephew, so he had no shame to rob him, so he silently agreed to the lecture arrangement.
With the candidate, Jiang Daoli pulled Yutu into the small class.
Ding, the system prompts that the veteran driver invites Yutu, Guanghan Palace, the Immortal World, to enter the small training class for the Golden Immortal level.
Golden Immortal, another powerful person!
"Hoha, this is our demon clan's powerful force." Several monsters screamed in an instant, roaring repeatedly.
"Welcome to the great immortal Jade Rabbit Immortal of the Demon Clan."
Demigod Carlot also began to applaud, and Elir, Lilo and others also gave flowers, applauding, which was very considerate.
Looking at the enthusiastic people, Yutu was very shy, but she didn't expect that she was so popular: "Hello everyone, I'm Yutu."
Jiang Daoli quickly switched back to the trumpet and said calmly: "Yutu Fairy, Master said that the lecture began. According to the course schedule, we should talk about the Killing Pill today."
After saying that, the system prompted that everyone was banned from speaking, and only the administrator could speak, and gave Yutu the identity of an administrator.
"Jie Dan?" Yu Tu, who was holding the radish, looked confused: "What the hell is Jie Dan?"
Jiang Daoli was also confused. Suddenly, when he asked the Jade Rabbit how to become a god before, it seemed that the Jade Rabbit became an immortal because of her thighs. Did she come in and teach everyone how to hug her thighs?
The clever Jiang Daoli quickly replied: "It is to tell the way to become an immortal. As you know, please give us some advice."
"Oh, the method to become an immortal, this is very simple. Follow the master to become an immortal." Yutu said with a cute face.
"...Sure enough, it's still the same." Jiang Daoli looked sweaty and felt deeply that he had made a wrong decision. This was completely a smash of his own signature.
My little gratitude should not be used on this! Jiang Daoli covered his face, which was really embarrassing, he invited this.
The monks in the group were also confused. Is this the lecture of a god?
Several monsters were even more ashamed to get into their crotch. What's the big immortal of the demon clan? A big immortal with his thighs?
"Then tell us your master's method of becoming an immortal?" Jiang Daoli wiped his sweat and said authentically.
"My owner ate a fairy pill and ascended. It's very simple." The jade rabbit still looked innocent and cute, making people reluctant to even scold him.
But this is a small class for cultivation. You are giving a lecture. Are you sure you are not here to make fun of it?
If you do this, you still need merit? It would be great if you don’t give you karma.
"Have you heard anyone talk about the methods of cultivation?" Jiang Daoli really had no choice. Even if you copy someone else's, you can still have a paragraph.
"Oh, this one is it, so it's all these." Yutu suddenly realized and hurriedly said, "I understand these things, like Taoism, very Taoism... What's behind?"
“…”
OK, I've confirmed that this guy is here to be funny.
"Yu Rabbit, you should eat your carrot."
Jiang Daoli said silently in his heart, preparing to take off the Jade Rabbit management. When he kicked it out, the Jade Rabbit spoke again: "In fact, it is very simple to become an immortal. Eat more radishes. I once fed a mortal rabbit. After eating my radishes, I have become an immortal, although it is only the lowest level immortal."
What other than radishes? Our radishes are not the kind of radishes you have. By the way, are you sure you are stingy and willing to give the radishes to other rabbits? Jiang Daoli was deeply suspicious: "The Great Jade Rabbit Fairy, there is no need to mention radishes, we can't eat them."
"Then you can eat other things, Zhu Bajie's feed, Xiaotiangou's dog food, and Qingniu Jing's forage. Eat more of it and you can become an immortal, hey..."
Holding the grass, why did you kick me? Jade Rabbit suddenly found that she was bounced out and returned to the fairy communication group, with her eyes filled with mist: "Old driver, Daxian, why did you kick me?"
"..." Can I not kick it? Apart from hugging my thighs and finding a good master, or eating carrots, I am already drunk with your way to become an immortal.
If I don't kick, you will be ruined by the group.
Jiang Daoli took a deep breath and lifted the ban.
"Little driver, what's going on? Is this really a great immortal?" Carlot took the lead in questioning.
"The God of Magic is not wrong, but this great immortal doesn't want to teach us." Ellier said. For her, the old driver is always right, and it is right to be wrong.
"Woooo, I didn't expect that my demon clan would have such a shameful demon immortal." Several little demons cried.
"Hehe, how can you compare with our human race? Look at our human race Zhang Sanfeng and Daluo Jinxian, and personally explain basic cultivation and foundation building to us." Mo Canglan said proudly.
"Basic cultivation and foundation building?" Most of the group were foundation building cultivators, and they were immediately excited, but then said dejectedly: "It's a pity that I didn't catch up."
With a lot of regretful voices, Jiang Daoli had to speak: "Actually, there is no need to be depressed. I recorded it in words and exchange it for the Genius treasure."
“…”
Holding the grass, can you not be so tricky? The lecture record has been recorded? Why didn’t you find this business opportunity before?
It’s a pity that they have no chat history, they just communicate with each other and can’t remember it!
"The little driver actually recorded it? My advanced recording pen recorded it was just blank." Lilo exclaimed.
Jiang Daoli looked surprised, but he didn't expect that the recording could not be recorded. Fortunately, I was a text version.
Chapter completed!