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Chapter 48: Why do you like a dog

"Stop quarrel, this is my pre-war offering, the warm-up result, the ancient god Luo, were you scared?" Nezha tweeted the ancient god Luo with a provocative look on his face.

"What's the best thing for a dragon to be proud of? Let me wait for this god." Gu Shenluo said a word and also went to do warm-up exercises.

"Hurry up, Gu Shenluo is gone, let's split up." Xiaotian Dog said quickly.

Jiang Daoli: "..."

It's great that you do this. The cliff won't let outsiders get any benefits, even if they don't like this benefit.

Jiang Daoli discovered that these gods were very xenophobic. Yes, they were xenophobic. If they had anything to do, they would snatch the ancient god Luo. They wanted to teach him a lesson. Now they had to drive him away first by dividing the dragon meat.

I have to say that Jiang Daoli likes him very much because he doesn’t like Gu Shenluo, he is too funny and arrogant, and he doesn’t see who is in this group.

Nezha and Yang Jian are definitely the god of war in the fairy world, Sun Houzi, and the legendary Monkey King who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, although they are full of water.

It’s okay if you don’t see the Jade Emperor, did the Emperor Taishang Laojun be in the group?

You are an alien god, but you still dare to be funny here.

Jiang Daoli could have imagined that after the duel arena was opened, Gu Shenluo would definitely be called funny.

"Come on, I'm going to divide the dragon meat."

As soon as the ancient god Luo left, Nezha shouted and decisively sent a red envelope.

Ding, Nezha sent a dragon.

I snatched it decisively, Ding, did you snatch Nezha’s red envelope, did you open it?

It was naturally opened. Jiang Daoli opened it with a smile, and then found a pot of dragon blood.

Dragon blood, good thing, the dragon's body is treasure. Even if you don't use it, it can be used to cultivate a pet with malpractice. Although this pet is a scumbag in the eyes of the gods.

Jiang Daoli wanted to laugh a lot, but he still held back. He had to laugh secretly in such a thing. I wonder what kind of wonderful expressions would be when Gu Shenluo came back.

Ding, Nezha’s red envelope was robbed in two seconds, and Zhu Bajie was the king of luck.

Two seconds is very short for mortals, and it is very long for gods to grab a red envelope. Because few people rob, the evil gods look down on dragons with impure blood, and the low-level gods cannot grab it.

When he opened the red envelope, he saw that Zhu Bajie ranked first, grabbed the dragon and whip.

Then a group of gods below robbed him, and Lu Dongbin grabbed a piece of dragon scales, which was really miserable.

When He Xiangu grabbed a piece of dragon meat, he saw that everyone else was piece by piece. Jiang Daoli, who grabbed a basin, felt that he was the king of luck.

"Haha, okay, good stuff, the feed can be better this time." Zhu Bajie laughed.

"What's the use of adding more to it? Will the fairies fall in love with you?" A sarcasm came out.

"..." Zhu Bajie was very sad because more than one person said that, hundreds of gods instantly flooded the screen.

Just when Zhu Bajie was sad, a short video was posted. When Jiang Daoli saw that it was sent by Chang'e.

I pointed it out decisively, but there was no figure, there was only one Guanghan Palace, and the sound of a resentful piano came from the palace. Well, it must be resentful, after all, I have lived alone for so many years.

"Chang'e's piano sound is so beautiful. If you can hear the piano sound of Chang'e's sister every day, I, the old pig, will be willing to die." Zhu Bajie came out with an intoxicated look on his face.

"Vomit..." There was a row of dry retching below, and Nezha said disdainfully: "Zhu Bajie, can you make a little more prosperous? Every time Chang'e rejects you, you will prepare feed, and then slept for thousands of years. Just woke up and wanted to sleep again?"

Jiang Daoli was stunned. Zhang Sanfeng said that Zhu Bajie could sleep. It turned out that he was hurt by Chang'e. Also, what's wrong with this feed? Although you are a pig, you are also a magic pig. Do you still eat feed?

"So that's it. I thought Zhu Bajie was practicing qigong while sleeping, but it turned out that he was hurt by Chang'e. The feed was to mix up a bunch of immortal medicines together in order not to waste time in practice?" Zhang Sanfeng looked suddenly enlightened.

"Wang Wang, everyone, how many times has Zhu Bajie slept?" Xiaotian Dog ran out.

"Before Journey to the West, Chang'e was rejected eight times? Or nine times? Anyway, I slept tens of thousands of years after several times. If I hadn't been able to sleep so much, how could the Jade Emperor demoted him to a pig?"

"Hey, what about after Journey to the West? Although I slept a little shorter, I slept every day, and I had a good time for several years, so I forced him to sleep for ten years." This is the little white dragon, and the gods finished the fight.

Holding the grass, I can't live anymore. Zhu Bajie blushed and said with a wonderful look: "What are you talking nonsense? The old pig is just sleepy and is practicing martial arts."

"Fuck, you don't deserve good feed to sleep. You can sleep for three days and three nights at most." Xiaotian Dog grinned and ruthlessly hit: "Yutu told me that you were completely sad. Some time ago, I heard that you had stolen into Guanghan Palace."

"It seems that Chang'e can't catch up with the Snowy Dog, so she changed the Snowy Dog? Tsk tsk, I found that Zhu Bajie's taste was getting heavier and heavier." Nezha came out and attacked again, ruthlessly uncovering the scars.

"puff"

A large group of squirting water was sounding, and Zhu Bajie was also sprayed, but he should have sprayed pig blood.

"Haha, I'm so laughing so hard. Chang'e refused. You can go and pick up Wu Gang. After all, it's also on the moon. Why do you fall in love with a dog?" This is Lu Dongbin.

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A group of immortals echoed, laughing so hard that Jiang Daoli also laughed. What did Lu Dongbin think about falling in love with Wu Gang?

Zhu Bajie was angry and embarrassed: "Slander, you are all slander. How could I be as good as Long Yang? Who doesn't know that I, Zhu Bajie, like women?"

"Ahem, these days, Wu Gang can fall in love with the laurel tree, and it is not impossible for Zhu Bajie to fall in love with the dog." Nezha said quietly.

“…”

Then, there was a burst of crazy laughter, and Zhu Bajie angrily swore: "I swear, if I don't find this old pig, I will never be named Zhu in my life!"

"You think you are beautiful, do you think we will help you find it? Impossible, we will not help you find it. Pigs are always pigs!"

Are you a pig originally? Do you still want to be a pig? When Jiang Daoli found out that Zhu Bajie was still smart, did he not want to find him and admit that he fell in love with Xiaotian Dog?

"Wang Wang, Zhu Bajie, don't be careful when I'm watching me in the future!" Xiaotian Dog said fiercely.

“…”

Who is trying to make you a fuck? Who is trying to make you a fuck? Zhu Bajie roared in his heart, but... no one is going to make him.

He was so bullying that Jiang Daoli could hardly bear it anymore. Unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie suffered so much damage when he was talking nonsense with Jade Rabbit. Well, he would definitely not bother Chang'e in the future.

Just as the public fairy world bullied Zhu Bajie, a faint voice came: "You didn't hear it, wasn't this piano played by Chang'e?"

“…”

The immortals were silent for a while, then looked up and saw Jade Emperor, holding grass, aren’t you fighting with Tai Shao Laojun and the others?

"This is my rabbit, I'm responsible for shooting the video." Chang'e looked at everyone with an innocent look on her face.

"Go." There was a booing sound, and then everyone ran away, listening to the piano playing the guitar all the time. The person who was watching the short video turned off instantly, seriously doing what he should do.

It’s the Jade Emperor who knows Chang’e. Jiang Daoli is very sure. The Jade Emperor often steals to Guanghan Palace. Well, by the way, he takes back his previous evaluation of the sound of the piano. How could the Jade Rabbit be resentful? At most, it’s empty, otherwise why would he hold the radish every day?

Seeing that these people had finished talking, the Jade Emperor went to fight again, and Jiang Daoli began to bubble up: "Friends of Taoism."

"Hello, the old driver, Daxian, you are finally out." The familiar few greeted him, and the few other gods greeted him and said hello to the group leader, but the rest did not move.

"I have just made a magic weapon, and there are still many things that are not perfect. I will give you my best friend." Jiang Daoli thought about it and decided to be humble, otherwise Nezha would just slaughter the dragon and show you.

"Old driver, start the duel arena quickly. I want to duel with the ancient Shenluo." Nezha shouted.

"Wait a minute, the sacrifice of the ancient god Luo has not arrived yet." Zhu Bajie jumped out quickly: "Let me taste the fairy beasts in the ancient god galaxy."
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