Chapter Thirty: Jade Rabbit Pretending to Die
Jiang Daoli left and embarked on the road home. After staying in S City for a long time, he became annoyed.
Daqian's arrival of WeChat made him think about leaving.
No matter how good the downtown city is, it is not convenient. Although there are inconveniences in the countryside, it will not be discovered.
More importantly, some of the local specialties sent by Yuehen Xingliluo also have effects. With the biological catalytic liquid, the future business will be perfect.
Of course, Jiang Daoli looked down on much money now. What he is thinking about now is how to get a beautiful wife so as to pass on the family line for the old Jiang family.
Jiang Daoli thought about this problem for several years, but still looks deep.
Ah, God, why don’t you give me a handsome face...
This is what Jiang Daoli hates the most, especially when he was in school, the girl in the same class was particularly unhappy when he saw other men screaming like a snob.
A handsome man only needs to stand next to pick up girls, but I am destined to rely on my talent.
Jiang Daoli sighed and boarded the train home.
After finding his seat, Jiang Daoli set out and sat down. Not long after, the mobile phone message prompted that Liu Xuan had already sent the money.
"Tsk, it seems that Liu Xuan is very satisfied. Then I'll see what you can do. I'll come back to the end."
Jiang Daoli never felt that he was very scheming, especially that he was almost killed by the bombing.
He will not forget this revenge, but he has no power and has no way to start if he wants to investigate. It would be better to let Liu Xuan make trouble and come over and solve it directly after the investigation is made.
He took out his cell phone and opened WeChat. Yutu sent another message, but he didn't know what he was going to do.
"Old driver Daxian, your method is indeed effective in solving the thief's affairs, but there is bad news."
"What news?" Jiang Daoli asked quickly, could it be that Jade Rabbit was scolded again, right?
"The Jade Emperor was locked up by the Queen Mother, and is now kneeling on the washboard. I heard from the Seven Fairies that I almost had my legs broken."
“…”
Jade Emperor...
Well, Queen Mother is mighty, and it is obvious that there is one Jade Emperor who is peeping.
"This news is good, what does it have to do with you?" Jiang Daoli couldn't understand this. If you punish him with kneeling, just kneeling. Is it related to you?
"This... I forgot to hide when I spread the news. The Jade Emperor must be going to smoke me when he came out." Yutu came over with a crying expression.
Damn, how much you are? Don’t hide your name when doing this?
He was definitely a dying person. He used to think that the God of Food was a little expert in making death, but now he realized that the Jade Rabbit is the number one in the way of making death.
The Jade Emperor has come out, and the Jade Rabbit will definitely not have good results.
"And now Xiaotian Dog wants to bite me, and he also said that he wanted me to tell who the mastermind behind the scenes was."
"The mastermind behind the scenes? How does it know that there is someone behind you?"
"Xiaotiangou said I don't have this IQ, so someone must have an idea."
Well, Xiaotiangou hit the nail on the head, and you don’t hide your name when you spread the news. It’s really a hell to think about this if you have an IQ.
"Old driver, Daxian, help me find a way to avoid this great disaster." Yutu begged, almost crying.
Find a way? What can I do?
Jiang Daoli is in pain, you just want to say openly that the Jade Emperor falls in love with Xiaotiangou. What can I do?
"You ask for blessings." Jiang Daoli typing out a line of words cruelly.
"Old driver, big fairy, don't, if you don't help Rabbit, Rabbit will die." Yutu really cried this time.
It’s not that I don’t help, but that there’s nothing I can do. Jade Emperor, that’s the boss of the Heavenly Court. Who can do anything except the saint?
Monkey King? Just kidding, Journey to the West is just a game. If you do it again, it would be strange if the Jade Emperor doesn’t stew the monkey.
Yutu helped him a lot, and he couldn't bear to see Yutu die. After thinking about it, Jiang Daoli replied: "How many people know about the Jade Emperor kneeling on the washboard?"
"Apart from the Seven Fairies and the Queen Mother, Rabbit knows." Jade Rabbit replied quickly.
"It's okay. The Jade Emperor will not deal with you openly. After all, once he deals with you directly, he will admit that he has sneaked into Guanghan Palace. This will be a huge shame in the fairy world."
"The rabbit can't handle the rabbit secretly." Jade rabbit cried. She was just a little pet. The Jade Emperor could not handle it if he was casually doing it.
"You go to find the Seven Fairies and the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother will definitely not watch the Jade Emperor deal with you." Jiang Daoli thought for a while and asked the Jade Rabbit to find the Queen Mother.
With the Queen Mother here, the Jade Emperor will definitely not do anything to the Jade Rabbit.
"Look for the Queen Mother? The Queen Mother regards the master as her rival. I'm going, isn't it a rabbit to get into the tiger's mouth?" The jade rabbit was shocked.
I went, and I learned to use idioms, and I had a future: "If you think about it another way, you are resisting the Jade Emperor's devil capture together to prevent the Jade Emperor from attacking Chang'e."
Jiang Daoli thought about it and said a lot more, just let the Jade Rabbit cry and hug the Queen Mother's thighs tightly. Now the Queen Mother can save it. Otherwise, the Jade Emperor would come out and the picture would be so beautiful that I could not imagine.
I believe that the Queen Mother definitely doesn’t want the Jade Emperor to cheat and take Chang'e down.
"By the way, you can spread the news again. The thief who peeped at Guanghan Palace has been caught. The matter has been resolved. It is confirmed that the person you fell in love with was indeed Xiaotian Dog and was a friend of Wu Gang. Remember, you must hide your identity this time and don't commit suicide like this again."
Jiang Daoli couldn't help but remind him that this jade rabbit was really heartless.
"Wu Gang's friend? The old driver Daxian, Wu Gang's friend is the only one left Zhu Bajie," said Yutu.
Zhu Bajie? Holding grass, why didn’t I expect him to be the one who peeped at him? It’s really possible that Zhu Bajie is the one who peeps at him.
How much does Zhu Bajie love Chang'e? From the beginning of Journey to the West to the end, I never forget it. It can be seen how deep Zhu Bajie's love is. Now he has become a messenger of the altar. He has nothing to do every day to eat and has nothing to do. He is really possible to do something to peep.
"Then it's Zhu Bajie. Throw all the blame to Zhu Bajie and pick the Jade Emperor out of it." Jiang Daoli said.
"But there were two people at that time." Yutu said again.
"There is another one. In order to avoid Zhu Bajie's pursuit, Xiao Tian dog broke into Guanghan Palace in a hurry. Zhu Bajie also chased him in and was discovered." Jiang Daoli said seriously.
"So that's the case. This hateful Xiaotian Dog actually did such a thing with Zhu Bajie, which almost made me misunderstand the Jade Emperor." Jade Rabbit said viciously, paused, and said, "That's right, only people like Zhu Bajie who fall in love with Xiaotian Dog will be friends with Wu Gang."
Damn, how high is your IQ? You won’t really believe it, right? Or have you understood the essence and understood it completely? Jiang Daoli felt that the former might be more likely to be.
However, when the matter was resolved, everyone was happy, but it was a pity that Zhu Bajie and Xiaotian Dog. I hope you won’t join forces to fight Shit Jade Rabbit.
Jiang Daoli didn't know that this incident caused the feat of four people from Journey to the West to form a group to make a jade rabbit.
The train still moved forward, logged in to the QQ that had been on for a long time, and then entered the space, a lot of treasure-showing monsters, and photos of old classmates getting married.
Damn, even if you abuse dogs, don’t be so unified, okay?
I hope I won’t be beaten by my dad when I go home this time. My future wife, when will you appear?
Chapter completed!