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Chapter 9 The guide and the mutation in the body

"It's rare and weird." The black cat turned around and said with a pout.

"...You heard it?" The bad words from behind were knocked out, which made Luo Yun very embarrassed.

The black cat didn't answer, but just snorted coldly, and made a cold expression for him to experience it himself.

Luo Yun was about to apologize, but suddenly he thought of a question: "Hey, wait, I didn't recite the words just now, just thinking about them casually, how did you know?"

"Is there any difference between silent thinking and thinking?" asked the black cat.

"This..." Luo Yun was stopped, and he couldn't figure out whether there was any difference between the two.

But he didn't worry about this matter, but asked, "If you can check what I think at will, then will I have no privacy in front of you?"

The black cat replied: "You are human and I are cats. The species are different. How could I be interested in your privacy?"

Luo Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

The black cat then said, "For example, you are still wetting the bed when you are eight years old, so your parents mixed doubles many times. When you were twelve, you ran to the women's bathroom with a few friends to explore the secrets, but the female head teacher ran into a confrontation with all the teachers and students at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday. In addition, when you were in junior high school, you secretly fell in love with your deskmate, but you didn't dare to confess, but you were the people in the next class to log in first; and your account number and password on the Caoliu Forum, etc., I am not interested!"

Damn it!

You have looked through my privacy since I was a child, but you are so embarrassed to say that I am not interested?

Is there anyone who is not interested in you like this? I believe in your evil spirit!

The black cat tilted his head and looked at him: "You seem a little unhappy?"

Luo Yun said angrily: "Nonsense! I'll leave this to you, can you be happy?"

"That's it..." The black cat pondered for a moment. "Then I promise you that I will no longer spy on the thoughts in your heart without your consent in the future."

Luo Yun breathed a sigh of relief: "Really?"

The black cat nodded: "Of course it's true. After all, we have to get along with each other for a long time in the future, so you have to feel at ease."

"What? Stay with each other for a long time?" Luo Yun's heart that had just been relieved was instantly raised again.

This black cat is quite sarcastic. It can make people feel angry in just a few words. I am afraid that it will not take long to get angry and get angry with it.

No! I don’t want to be angry with a cat to death suddenly! That would be too shameless!

"Can't you go and harm others? Why did you stare at me?" Luo Yun was in tears.

The black cat replied angrily: "Do you think I want it? You are a stupid master who knows nothing and is stupid... Apprentice, I am helpless! But who has made you qualified to be the heir of the Fengdu Emperor? As your guide, I can only stay by your side and give you guidance, so that you can pass the assessment as soon as possible, become the real heir, and eventually become the Fengdu Emperor."

"You just wanted to talk about the master, right?" Luo Yun keenly captured a key.

"No!" A hint of panic flashed in the blood-red eyes of the black cat, and he hurriedly denied: "You heard it wrong. I was talking about an apprentice! It seems that you are not only stupid, but also have problems with your ears. Humph, how can a stupid human like you be my master?"

"Haha." Luo Yun sneered twice, with an expression that I had seen through you, and then asked curiously: "You said you are my guide, so what can you lead me to do? Is it to teach me how to practice? Or teach me how to draw talismans and cast spells?"

The black cat shook his head and said, "I can't teach you these things. You have to search for them yourself. What I can do is give you some advice to avoid detours and answer some questions you don't understand."

Luo Yun frowned and said, "After having sex for a long time, you are just a consultant, and you are talking about the guide, you are so awesome..."

The black cat's eyes twitched, and he was so angry.

Meow, do you have the nerve to say that I'm a vicious tongue? You're not much better! If you are not the heir of the Emperor of Fengdu, this meow will make your face bloom all over!

The black cat was angry, but when Luo Yun suddenly asked, "Do you usually eat?"

In Luo Yun's opinion, this black cat is mostly in a special form of spiritual body, so it is impossible for ordinary people to see it. Since the black cat has to follow him all the time, the question of whether to eat or not must be clear... In fact, he has always wanted to keep a cat.

Unexpectedly, when he heard the word "eat", the black cat's ears rose up, and even forgot to get angry, and nodded quickly: "Eat and eat!"

Luo Yun understood at a glance. This black cat is not only a poisonous tongue, but also a foodie!

"Then what do you eat? Cat food?"

"I don't eat cat food!" The black cat looked disgusted, "I only eat fresh beef and fish. Well, fresh saury is the best, and salmon is also good!"

The black cat licked his lips, looking like he wanted to eat these delicious expressions he ordered immediately.

Luo Yun almost failed: "Fresh saury and salmon? Do you need to use it so high? Do you know how expensive these fish are? Why don't you say you want to eat shark fin bird's nest?"

"Hey, can you eat shark fin bird's nest? That's so good?" The black cat looked expectant.

"Of course not! I haven't eaten these things yet." Luo Yun refused without hesitation.

No wonder people call their cats the master. What is the difference between raising a cat and serving an emperor at home?

"Stingy!" The black cat looked contemptuous.

Luo Yun said angrily: "I am just a poor student with limited monthly living expenses and I don't even dare to talk to my girlfriend. At most, I will provide you with some cat food. Don't be picky, like this or that, and don't eat it. As for saury and salmon... I'll talk about it when I have money in the future."

The black cat sighed resentfully: "Okay, cat food is just cat food, it's better than it is. Who made me get involved with you, a poor man?"

"Can you still have a happy chat?" Luo Yun was covered in black.

At this moment, a strong wave of heat suddenly rose from his body, and swept across his body in an instant! This feeling was like he was being scorched on a fire, and his body was very hot and painful inside and outside.

"What's going on? What's wrong with my body?" Luo Yun was shocked and hurriedly told the black cat about the emergencies.

The black cat did not insult its identity as a guide and explained: "This is the yang vow power in your body, which far exceeds the yin vow power, causing the yin and yang to be irregular and breed internal fire. It's no big deal. At most, you will be burned to death by the internal fire."

It's no big deal to be burned to death?

Do you want to be so ruthless? Do you really want to change your master?
Chapter completed!
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