The classmate Yu Ming contacted was nicknamed the Four-Eyed Heavenly Chicken. It was a Heavenly Chicken, not a Frog. What did he do specifically...

Yu Ming sent an email: Call Tianji.

Tianji: Password.

Yu Ming: What a wonderful mother you are.

Tianji: Your sister, poisonous-eyed wolf, now the password is to raise your fist to hit ants, and the wind blows the grass to kill cattle and sheep. Yu Ming University is nicknamed poisonous-eyed wolf. Any boy and girl sitting alone eating together, Yu Ming will know the two of them.

Is there any follow-up? The accuracy rate is as high as 90%, so I got this number. The remaining 10% is really a woman’s heart, a needle in the sea.

Yu Ming: OK, OK, I need some self-defense weapons.

Tianji: To be specific, missiles? Aircraft carriers? Mercenaries? Spaceships? Neutron bombs?

Yu Ming: Defend against gangsters and some social idlers.

Tianji: Thunder ball, safe and convenient, covering a range of fifteen meters.

Yu Ming: How much?

Tianji: one thousand.

Yu Ming was furious: Your sister.

Tianji: Don’t think that you can reduce the price by scolding me. I won’t take chemistry classes with you. I swear on my personality: the cost of this thing is only 800. I’ll sell it to you for 900.

Yu Ming: I believe you and I are a bastard.

Tianji: One for five hundred, no more.

Yu Ming: I helped you catch a girl.

Tianji: four hundred.

Yu Ming: Twenty.

Tianji: Wherever it is cooler, you will die.

Yu Ming: I have an anti-harmony electronic

Tianji: One hundred, any less and I will block you.

Yu Ming: Deal, come first five. You pay the shipping fee.

Tianji: I made a batch of flash bombs and flares. If there is a way to help me, I will get a 30% rebate. Business is difficult. I only sold two bottles of toilet descaling agent this month, and the electricity bill cannot be reimbursed.

Yu Ming: OK, write it down.

You can't just call the police when something happens, you must have some means of self-defense. Tian Ji is a Frankenstein, specializing in chemistry, and he doesn't know much about other shit, including bargaining. In his freshman year, he successfully made a chemical bomb and blew up a hen into the sky.

, hence the name. Of course, the consequences were serious. He alerted the special police of City B. It also made him the most outstanding person among the freshmen.

The next two days were relatively quiet. In the morning of the first day, Yu Ming filmed an extramarital affair and was chased for four streets. In the afternoon of the first day, he also filmed an extramarital affair and was chased for two streets. The next morning, it was still an extramarital affair.

Yu Ming successfully hid. The next afternoon, it was still an extramarital affair, and Yu Ming filmed the evidence without knowing it.

This is how humans grow...

What surprised Yu Ming was that Xiaoying from the Overseas Energy Division actually called Li Fu his brother Li Fu in the restaurant. Xiaoying's father was Du Lei, the general manager of Dushi International's overseas department. Yu Ming guessed that Li Fu was very suspicious.

89 is for Du Lei. Du Lei's acting style is very similar to his name. He is bold and business-oriented.

Another thing is that Ni Qiu did not come to work and did not ask for leave. He could not be contacted by phone. According to company regulations, if he is absent from work for three days, he will be deemed to have resigned automatically. This matter is quite serious. Mr. Du has personally hung up the phone to inquire.

.The specific reason is well known to everyone. Ni Qiu is lovelorn...

On Saturday, professionals don’t need to rest. Countless cuckolds are waiting for their rescue. Yu Ming picked up the camera at eight o’clock and continued to work. In the past few days, he discovered an interesting pattern. When men cheat, the other party is usually a little girl. When women cheat,

The other party is usually a middle-aged man.

It is easy for couples to feel the subtle differences between their spouses. A survey by a private organization shows that 20% of paternity tests include non-biological children. In order to help vulnerable people and victims, this is also the pilot project of opening a private investigation agency in City A.

Reason. Once these evidences are handed over to the victim for prosecution, the court will fully support the victim in dividing property and raising children.

Well, so this is a just job, even though it is like being chased like a lost dog.

In a hotel, Yu Ming walked slowly through the lobby, listened to a woman's conversation at the front desk, and then ran directly from the fire escape to the seventh floor. After staying on the seventh floor, the woman walked into room 702 and took pictures. About five minutes later,

A man knocked on the door, walked into 702, and then took pictures. In this kind of mid-to-lower hotel, the security guard would not keep staring at the monitor. After Yu Ming finished taking the picture, he walked to the blind corner of the monitor and inserted the memory card into the metal card on the inner layer of the belt.

, then take a blank memory card and take a few random shots of the corridor.

Go downstairs, leave the hotel, change the memory card to a smartphone, and transfer the data to the computer. I have to complain here. The quality of the mobile phone Zhang Nuonan compensated is quite good. If you hit someone on the head with a mobile phone, the mobile phone will definitely win. But.

It was a new phone five years ago. It was not a smartphone at all, and it didn’t even have a city map. But the standby time and performance were indeed very good. So Yu Ming spent five yuan to buy another smartphone. It was from a communications company.

As a gift, the monthly consumption phone bill is guaranteed.

Yu Ming called: "Mr. Liu, the photo has been sent to you."

"Fuck, you damn bitch." Mr. Liu replied.

Yu Ming is used to people not thanking him: "Entrustment completed." Extramarital affairs require payment first, and 95% will be refunded if there is no result. This is to prevent the spouse from dying together after learning the truth about the betrayal, and other reckless actions such as Xingxing Company not receiving the money.

Yu Ming hung up the phone and his phone vibrated. Yu Ming's phone started vibrating, and it was the first time he was caught following an extramarital affair because of the damn phone ringtone. Yu Ming looked at the number and didn't recognize it: "Hello."

"Yu Ming, right? I'm Ke'er."

The people in the company guessed right. Ni Qiu really disappeared from the world because of a broken love. Ke'er called and said that Ni Qiu was drunk and met his former inmates. Now they are playing mahjong in a mahjong parlor. Yu Ming said with a smile: "Mahjong is the best in the world.

*Movement is good for the body and mind.”

"From five o'clock in the morning to now, he has lost 10,000 yuan."

Yu Ming sticks out his tongue, he is really capable.

Ke'er said: "I knew he was venting in front of me on purpose, but I didn't dare to walk away. I really had no choice, so I thought of seeing if his colleagues in the company could help him."

"Give me your address." Yu Ming doesn't worry about this kind of thing, but after the call, he always goes over to take a look. In addition, there is a 10,000 yuan gambling game hidden in an ordinary mahjong parlor, and he needs to know about it. He has not been exposed to it yet.

Passed through places like City A.

Yu Ming hung up the phone and answered the phone again: "Hello."

"Hello, Kaishen Express."

It arrived very quickly. Yu Ming said: "Wait a moment, there is no one at home, I will be there right away."

I took a taxi and arrived at the dormitory. The courier was waiting. He didn't verify his ID card or sign his name. Yu Ming asked and took the box. Yu Ming asked the taxi to wait, went home, and opened the box in his room.

Arrived at the so-called thunder ball.

"Five pens..." Yu Ming almost cursed. He picked up the pen and took a look. Ha, it seemed to be a little different. But how to use this thing? He didn't even give a copy of the manual. Yu Ming looked at the time, forget it. Take it.
Chapter completed!