One morning, when you are woken up by the alarm clock and you are so sleepy that you feel stupid holding a toothbrush in the bathroom. A strange and beautiful woman walks directly into the bathroom, walks to the toilet, pulls down her pajamas and sits on the toilet and starts urinating.

.Do you think it’s a dream? Is it an erotic dream? Or is it a shocking nightmare?

Yu Ming bit his toothbrush and looked at the mirror blankly, as if thinking about what to do next. At this time, a beautiful woman wearing a large T-shirt floated in. As for whether there were shorts or the like under the T-shirt, Yu Ming had no idea.

Recalling that at that time, Yu Ming saw a short-haired woman with her head drooped and holding her hair in the mirror walking behind him, but Yu Ming's head still didn't start to move.

It wasn't until the sound of water in the cubicle came that Yu Ming subconsciously turned his head and took a look. A woman's sitting posture was clearly visible behind the thick glass, and the sound of water could be clearly heard in his ears. Yu Ming's head started to move. Where was he? University?

No, I am working, and now I live...

There was a sound of pumping water, and the woman opened the glass door of the partition. As if Yu Ming didn't exist, she squeezed Yu Ming out of the sink with her body. The woman washed her hands with half-closed eyes, turned around, grabbed the towel on Yu Ming's shoulder, and dried her hands.

Floating away like the wind.

Five seconds later, Yu Ming shook his head, dreaming? He is really talented, he can fall asleep standing up. No... why is the towel on the ground, why is there the sound of water entering the toilet, why...

Du Qingqing heard Yu Ming yelling in the bathroom of the suite, and rushed out after finishing the matter: "What are you doing?"

Yu Ming looked at Du Qingqing, thought for a while and said, "I don't know."

Du Qingqing was furious: "I didn't know you were calling the ghost so early in the morning?"

"I..." Yu Ming said: "There was a woman just now. She went to the bathroom."

"Yes, I was just going to the bathroom." Du Qingqing said with a bit of murderous intent: "What do you want to say? Can't I go to the bathroom?" When getting up in the morning, human beings are more angry. It is called getting up with anger.

Yu Ming spread his hands, and then a woman appeared from the door of Du Qingqing's suite, hugged Du Qingqing from behind, and pulled Du Qingqing away: "Baby, let's sleep for a while."

Yu Ming shuddered. When Du Qingqing saw Yu Ming's misunderstanding, he said anxiously: "She is my friend, not that kind of friend. She is a good friend."

The woman rubbed her face against Du Qingqing's neck: "I really like the tender feeling."

Suddenly, the woman opened her eyes, looked at Yu Ming and shouted, "What are you looking at? I've never seen a woman before."

Well, the truth came out. Yu Ming turned around and squeezed out toothpaste and brushed his teeth silently.

Du Qingqing was anxious, pushed the woman away and came over and said: "Yu Ming, don't think or talk nonsense. She and I are not that kind of friends." This matter can be big or small. If it spreads within the company,

It will be a huge blow to your reputation.

"I'll do it!" The woman came over, grabbed a banana from the coffee table, and smiled sinisterly in front of Yu Ming: "If you reveal our secret, be careful... Do you understand?" The woman folded the banana into two pieces.

"Don't talk nonsense, dead woman." Du Qingqing introduced: "Her name is Haina, she is my best friend. Yu Ming, an employee of my company."

Haina leaned against the sink and said nothing. She brought the banana in front of Yu Ming, pinched it, and half of it jumped out. Then she swallowed the banana in one gulp: "Nice to meet you, Yu Ming, right?"

Yu Ming turned his head, spit out the mouthwash on the sink, wiped his face with a towel and turned around: "Miss Du, I'm going to work first."

"Well... go ahead."

Yu Ming thought about it, turned to look at Hina and said politely: "That banana is raw and astringent, so it tastes terrible, right? I just took a bite yesterday and I really couldn't swallow it."

Yu Ming left. Haina vomited, and then said to Du Qingqing: "He is right, this banana is really not something that ordinary people can swallow. Especially since I haven't brushed my teeth yet."

Du Qingqing looked at her sideways: "Let you pretend."

"I hate pulling babies." Hina came over to her in a seductive way: "It's nice. I'll reward you for working overtime with you until midnight."

…

Yu Ming never rubs Du Qingqing's car. Rubbing a car is a very taboo behavior. It doesn't matter once, twice, or even ten times. But if rubbing the car becomes the obligation of the car owner, it will be bad for both parties.

In particular, some people take it for granted that they take advantage of the car. If they don't get a ride, they will say you are stingy. So Yu Ming would rather arrive at the company fifteen minutes early than take Du Qingqing's car.

Ni Qiu was earlier than Yu Ming today and seemed to be in a good mood. He saw Yu Ming and said hello. Yu Ming said hello and asked. It turns out that this kid got up at six o'clock in the morning. The reason was that he received an order on his mobile phone.

Looking for a missing precious puppy. The employer paid 5,000 yuan. It took Ni Qiu half an hour to find the puppy, and he successfully received a commission of 500 yuan.

This made Yu Ming interested. He pulled up a chair and sat next to Ni Qiu: "Ni Qiu, it seems that you are particularly knowledgeable about finding cats and dogs. Do you have any tips?"

Ni Qiu said proudly: "When I was in prison, my roommate was called the King of Beasts. He was a 67-year-old man who used to be a temporary worker at an animal shelter. He taught me a few tricks."

"Sixty-seven years old? What crime?"

"Kidnapping. He took a steak knife and kidnapped a big security guard at the steakhouse. He was knocked down."

"This is not logical."

"On the first day he was released from prison, he smashed the teller machine and then insisted on asking for a few more years in prison."

Yu Ming understands, take care of yourself.

Ni Qiudao: "Yu Ming, our friendship is not bad. But this is technical work. So..."

"I understand." Yu Ming knows what it means to teach a disciple and starve the master to death. This is true for magic and thousands of arts. Masters basically don't accept apprentices. Even if they accept apprentices, they only teach basic knowledge, and it is really up to the apprentices to understand it.

.The landline phone rang, and Yu Ming answered the call: "Hello...oh, okay."

Du Qingqing walked in through the door, and Yu Ming said: "Miss Du, Li Fu said it would be a little late because there is a traffic jam on the road."

"It doesn't matter, you don't need to work around the clock to do this job." It was Hina who was behind Du Qingqing. Hina was wearing denim shorts, a black tights inside, and a denim jacket outside. Hina said: "Starting from today

, I am your general boss."

Yu Ming, Ni Qiu, and Du Qingqing looked at Hina together, and it seemed that Du Qingqing didn't know about it either.

Haina didn't care. She took out a stack of information from Du Qingqing's briefcase and put it on the table: "What is the most lacking in our company? You...answer."

Ni Qiu replied: "It's fame."

"Bullshit, it's performance. So starting from today, our company will start improving performance."

Yu Mingdao: "Mr. Hai, I know how to brush the BOSS, but how to brush the performance?"

"Haha!" Hina laughed, took out a piece of paper and slapped it on the table: "Please take a look."

Yu Ming picked up the paper and Ni Qiu came over. On it were densely written the contact numbers of various units. These included: errand company, housekeeping company, locksmith company, maintenance company, scalper company, performing arts company, stock company, law firm...
Chapter completed!