File.61 is really like a cluster of things... Strange?(1/2)
"I said Lu De..."
Yuan Qiu, whose eyes turned white like dead fish, didn't care about his appearance and half lying on the bench on the street.
"What?"
Although Lu De's physical strength has not been consumed to that level, if he accompanied the girl into the underwear store...
No matter how you look at it, you will become perverted!
"Are you a girl born with a magical talent and physical strength for shopping? Suddenly I feel like I, a brother, seem to be very failed..."
"I don't think it's -- and don't put your already smelly head onto my clothes and wipe it!"
Seeing through someone's evil intentions, Lu De quickly dodged to the side and attacked a certain head with a slaughter, and then wiped his palm on Yuan Qiu. A crisp and loud voice sounded, and a ball and a bench had an intimate contact.
"It hurts so much...that doesn't count! I'm talking about a normal girl, not this kind of middle-aged girl, and the soul is weak! Lu De, are you playing with me, are you playing with me, are you playing with me, are you playing with me?"
After following the direction of Lu De's finger, he saw the flower flowers that were also sitting upright on the bench holding canned drinks in both hands, like a squirrel, and Yuan Qiu, who desperately sootheed his head, raised his last eight points of strength to express his dissatisfaction.
"Okay, first... Isn't Huahua a girl?"
Lu De raised his index finger.
"Yes! But he is not ordinary either..."
"Second, judging from her performance today or in the past, what is her physical strength?"
Without giving someone a complete time to say something, Lu De continued to test the pressure on him.
“…I have never seen him who can’t afford to fall to the ground after running 400 meters.”
Although he was unhappy with his speech being interrupted, Yuan Qiu still answered the question honestly - after all, Huahua, who had a series of symptoms such as back pain and legs 30 minutes after he started shopping, was so eye-catching.
"Combining the above two points, what do you think the final answer is?"
A strange smile rose from the corner of Lu De's mouth.
"In the end, I was actually acting stupid!"
Yuan Qiu VS Lu De, Yuan Qiu was KOed!
"(I feel comfortable...)" Lu De drank the drink in the can in one sip, then pressed the remaining part into a ball and threw it into the trash bin. "(But why just go shopping?!)"
A series of processes starting in the morning seem to say that "shopping is a girl's nature, regardless of nationality, race and age" is an absolute truth that has been passed down for hundreds of years.
Even girls with completely different personalities or even just a little understanding can become extremely enthusiastic when shopping together, and at the same time they burst out with movement, reaction, and patience that are completely inconsistent with their body shape - you can never imagine what kind of explosion a delicate and weak person can have on weekdays.
"Hey, Lu De." A fool who had recovered from the breath began to talk bored again. "What's going on with your sister? I always feel like I'm unfolding the novel! Forget it, no matter what, you'll be stuffed in, so be your brother. In short, my sister must be the best!"
Seeing that this guy was really miserable, Lu De didn't mind letting him show off.
By the way, how do girls communicate?
“Huhu…”
Huahua, who was sitting on the other side, kept dozing like a quail with her head shrank.
"Only when I fall asleep, I look like a normal girl... I want to sleep for a while." Yuan Qiu also yawned. "This is the so-called "sleep can also be contagious"!"
"At that time we will leave you here without any mercy and go home by ourselves."
Lu De knocked on the other party's forehead with the empty bottle from Yuan Qiu.
"What?! I seemed to hear something very wrong just now! Shouldn't I be decisively awakened me and let everyone go together!"
With the unique keen intuition of fools, Yuan Qiu seemed to see a large group of malicious intentions coming.
"What does it matter! Will you still be lost to your home if you are such an adult?"
"I'm not a three-year-old!"
"Then, will your sister get lost?"
"Definitely not!"
"Then what are you afraid of?"
"Hey? After hearing what you said, it seems that's true... No, why did you leave me alone here!"
Under Lu De's gaze of "You guy is simply hopeless", Yuan Qiu finally repented in time.
Maybe it would be better if you don’t regret it?
"What is this? Is it a bribe?"
Lu De shook the things he handed over seriously.
"Well, maybe it's a comfort to both of you."
Qianli, who also handed out the drink can with a serious expression, suddenly turned into a mixture of angels and demons in Yuan Qiu's eyes.
If it doesn't matter before you enjoy it, but now it seems that it will be a big burden to your stomach if you want to drink another bottle... It's really a "difficulty".
"Since you and Lasla are both vocal music...this means there is also the possibility of developing a singer like a singer?"
Although I can't figure out how many words were true and false when I first met.
"Don't underestimate singers. Although virtual technology is now very developed, if you want to conduct a personal concert on tour, plenty of physical strength will become necessary. If you miss the part that should have appeared due to your own physical condition, you may leave regrets."
When he said this, Qianli's expression unexpectedly became very subtle.
——But since the naming contains the words "vocal music", it means that the singing skills are much better than ordinary people, right?
"I never said to be a singer. In the past, there was no such plan... Singing should be happy. If you can't sing because of happiness, there is no reason to continue the work that turns into pain."
The girl tightly held the bag in her hand.
"And when you talk about such a heavy topic at such a relaxed time, you will deduct another twenty more?"
"Wait a minute! How many points has this guy been deducted now?"
As a fool, of course the happiest thing is that ballistic others are more unlucky than themselves - at least Yuan Qiu thought so. Seeing Lu De being deducted by Qianli all the way makes him very happy.
Of course, Lu De's counterattacking series of finger-bounce techniques were chosen to forget (including those hitting his head).
"I can't remember because I've been too much." Qianli moved the bag behind her body again. "If you want to know so much, how about you identify a suitable score?"
"Then... minus 200 points! That's low enough!"
It was time to count Yuan Qiu suddenly saw that the temperature around him seemed to have dropped by more than ten degrees.
"Hey, what does this mean?! Am I not saying it low enough?"
Lu De immediately turned around when he pretended to be air. "This guy is helpless, let's go. Be careful of the terrifying and spreading pathogenic body called Yuan Qiu virus!"
"Hahaha... Is it just a few distracting thoughts in the world that erode your spirit... Under this right hand that wipes everything, find your lost memories!"
"If you are touched, you will definitely die miserably!"
Very good, now it can be announced that Yuan Qiu is completely in the middle of the second season and can't extricate himself.
"Brother, in fact, if I start calculating more than this value from the time I met..."
Yuan Ya was talking about important information that her brother could no longer hear.
"Ahhh?"
It seems that only Lasla did not understand the specific situation in the whole class. For her, it may take a long time to understand the daily life of these people.
———Tips: Please respect the choices of your companions and remember not to do to others what you do not want others to do to you!———
"Are you leaving, Xiao Qian?"
"Well, I had a great time today with Lasla."
Qianli, who twisted Rasla's face, looked at her with the toy's eyes, and then took a step back without looking for a sense of silence.
"But at the same time, it also sets a new limit on someone's rating. If you live with such an older brother, it will be very difficult, right?"
"Ahhhh..."
"Why does Xiao Qian want to talk bad about his brother?"
"Well. Since that's the case, I have to report to me every day, have you heard?"
Although I don't know the specific age (Lu De himself thought that everyone would not look as young as Lasla or Kunia), Qianli pretended to be very mature at this time.
"Lasla. I also have to report what Qianli did to you every day, do you know?"
"Ahhhh..."
This time I was really caught in the helpless cry between the two.
"Hmph, what's the choice between brother and friend... This is really an interesting topic..."
Yuan Qiu, who was carrying bags in both hands, wanted to pretend to be cool and spread his arms, and immediately suffered a ruthless blow from reality.
"It hurts...my old waist is almost broken!"
"Brother, is it okay?"
"Of course! The one who just lied to you just now, how could I get myself done because of such a little situation?"
"Please deal with those two shaking legs before you say this..."
To be continued...