"High-end cream and high-end sugar, a high-end old man living in a latrine, there is no paper in his trouser pockets, and his hands are full of shit when he touches his buttocks."

"The big-bellied grasshopper is king all over the world. He ate 400 buckwheat buns and drank two cans of buckwheat noodle soup. When he touched his belly, he still found a bursa. Wang Xiaoqiang, the rice bucket champion, ate two baskets of breaded buns, drank two cans of egg and vegetable soup, and had a big excrement.

Pull both sides."

"The first-grade beanbags will jump high one dozen at a time, the second-grade small tea bowls will be opened one dozen at a time. The third-grade students will have enough to eat, the fourth-grade students will load bullets, the fifth-grade students will open fire, and the sixth-grade students will all get out."

"The silly young man crossed the road, shitted his pants, picked up a candy wrapper and wiped his butt. The more he wiped it, the stickier it became. The police came and spanked his butt, and the more he spanked, the more comfortable it became."

"A man and a woman were laughing, and quickly picked up the camera. There was a click sound, and the two were together forever."

"There is a place where clothes are never worn, and that is the bathhouse. Men are on the left, women are on the right, and there is no wall in the middle."...

Hong Yun really learned a lot of these jingles, and he could remember them much faster than the ancient poems his parents arranged for him to memorize. When he got really bored, he would face the wall and secretly entertain himself.

Two paragraphs.

In fact, in his eyes, Hong Yanwu was much more knowledgeable than Hong Yanwen, who went to university.

Because the poems written by his second uncle are simply incomprehensible, and only his third uncle’s vivid expressions can be considered a great poet!

Alas, poor Hong Yun really lacks the ability to distinguish correctly.

How should I put it? He was like a sponge, absorbing everything good and bad in Hong Yanwu as if worshiping him.

If we start from the point of "learning well is not easy, learning bad quickly", although Hong Yanwu had no knowledge of this, and it was definitely not his intention, the charges placed on him seemed... not entirely innocent.
Chapter completed!