Chapter 83: A Dead Rabbit Falls from the Sky
Fly again!
Whoosh...bang!
Fly again!
Whoosh...bang!
Wu Gang sat on the ground, looked up at the sky, and sighed: "Hey, it's so good to be young, and full of energy."
As soon as Wu Gang finished speaking, someone shouted above his head: "Be careful, someone has fallen down. If you don't want to die, get out of the way and hide to the left!"
When Wu Gang heard this, he quickly got up and moved to the left!
Then I heard the other party shout, "I'm wrong, click right!"
Wu Gang subconsciously moved to the right point, and then...
Bang!
Wu Gang sat in the same place, without moving, but his face was covered with furry and pouty things! He reached out and pulled it down and saw a fat fat man, raised his head and grinned at him, with a shiny big teeth: "Xiao Gang, have you missed me during this period when I was not here?"
"Die rabbit! You cheat me!" Wu Gang instantly understood everything. The dead rabbit shouted to the left and went to the right not to let Wu Gang avoid it, but to let Wu Gang be a meat pad!
While speaking, Wu Gang threw the rabbit directly to the ground.
Qin Shou didn't care. He rolled on the ground for a few times before climbing up, and then immediately came to Wu Gang.
Wu Gang hurriedly hid back and shouted, "Stop for me! Don't come over!"
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "What are you doing... Why are you doing so nervous? I'm just talking to you."
Wu Gang said, "Believe in you, I'm a fool!"
Qin Shou has no choice...
Wu Gang said: "Why don't you fly? Didn't you fly happily just now?"
Qin Shou sighed and said, "I think so, but the exercise is too intense, the consumption is a bit too much, and I'm a little hungry..."
When Wu Gang heard this, he moved his seat back again and said, "Die rabbit, you will think of me when you are hungry? Let me tell you, there is nothing I can eat on me! There is only half of my shoes left, what do you want to do?"
Seeing this, Qin Shou turned his eyes and said, "Look at your virtue, the rabbit has no habit of grabbing a sheep and rubbing the wool hard..."
"Then what are you going to do?" Wu Gang asked with his eyes narrowed.
Qin Shou opened the black demon box on his neck, took out a plate, put a pot of wine in front of Wu Gang and said, "It's nothing. Master Rabbit went out to wander around and brought some things for it. Do you want to eat and drink?"
When Wu Gang saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up. He subconsciously swallowed and said, "You dead rabbit, are you still stealing things when you go to heaven?"
"What does stealing? Am I like that?" Qin Shou said this, his old face turned red, and he seemed to steal a lot.
Wu Gang sneered: "Of course you are not that kind of person anymore."
Qin Shou said: "That's..."
Wu Gang added: "You are such a rabbit!"
Qin Shou: “…”
No matter how Qin Shou's things came from, Wu Gang was really greedy. He pulled a plate, beat it, pulled out a bunch of grapes and stuffed them into his mouth. Not to mention the skin, he didn't even vomit. Chew it, chew it, and ate it with juice all over his mouth. After a sip of wine, he immediately narrowed his thick eyebrows and big eyes.
"Do you feel good?" Qin Shou asked.
"It's great!" Wu Gang said while eating: "Rabbit, I, Wu Gang, never eat other people's food in vain. What do you have to ask for? Tell me!"
Qin Shou said: "Look at what you said, I have no idea. I just treat you to eat."
"If you believe you, you will have a ghost. Tell me! Everything is fine!" Wu Gang didn't know if he was drunk or something, and said generously.
Qin Shou touched his chin and said, "Really?"
"Of course!" Wu Gang said this, burped, and then his eyes turned red.
Qin Shou understood clearly. Wu Gang looked big and thick, but he was a waste in the wine! He was drunk with just one sip of wine!
Qin Shou said tentatively: "Then I really made a request."
"Tip! What can we not raise between brothers? Eat! Drink! Hold!" Wu Gang shouted in a gong-like voice, which was quite like, if you don't mention it, I will beat you up! At the same time, Qin Shou's status in Wu Gang's heart also rose rapidly with the speed of his alcohol-based brain, and his status rose rapidly, from a fool rabbit to a slut, getting away, and being promoted to a brother.
Qin Shou glanced at Wu Gang's top and said, "Brother, your clothes..."
"Give it!" Wu Gang pulled his clothes and fell to Qin Shou. Qin Shou cried happily and said to himself: Damn, if I had known that drinking could solve the problem, why would I have been kicked so many times at the beginning... Uh, no, I didn't have alcohol at the beginning. Well... It seems that I have to invite Wu Gang to drink more in the future.
However, Qin Shou did not plan to take this dress. He didn't want a naked man running all over the ground on the moon, and it wouldn't be possible to have a naked body! After all, he had to think about his own girl.
Since Wu Gang was so generous after drinking too much, Qin Shou was not polite and said quickly: "Brother, look at me being bullied all the time when I go out. Are you telling me some magical powers? It's the kind that is very powerful, and you wave your hand and waving blue light, and you'll die all over..."
Wu Gang laughed and said, "No problem!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he was immediately happy. He quickly did it and listened carefully.
Wu Gang picked up the wine pot and gulped it, then slowly raised his head and said, "Today I will pass on you a set of peerless magical powers!"
Qin Shou's ears were trembling with excitement.
Wu Gang narrowed his eyes and said, "Let me think about it carefully, how should I tell you."
Qin Shou nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
A minute has passed...
Wu Gang still looked up at the sky.
Ten minutes have passed.
Wu Gang is still looking at the sky.
Qin Shou followed and looked at the sky, there was nothing... What was this guy watching?
Half an hour passed, and Wu Gang was still watching the sky.
Qin Shou couldn't sit still anymore.
An hour later, Wu Gang was still watching the sky.
Qin Shou finally couldn't help it and asked, "Brother...what are you looking at?"
Upon hearing this, Wu Gang slowly lowered his head, stared at Qin Shou with red eyes and asked, "I'm looking at you, what's wrong?"
"What..." Qin Shou asked subconsciously.
The next moment, Wu Gang reached out his big hand and grabbed the rabbit, pressed it on the ground, and another fist fell like a heavy rain.
Dongdongdongdong...ah...dongdongdongdong...
Qin Shou never expected that Wu Gang would just catch someone without saying a word! And he was not very careful and hit him in the head with a word of Mars!
Fortunately, Qin Shou's body was strong, Wu Gang was also blocked from his magic power, and he was drunk, so he didn't use any skills to exert force, and he relied on brute force to fight. Otherwise, Qin Shou would probably have to explain this today.
Half an hour later, I don’t know if Wu Gang had hit enough or was drunk anymore, so I suddenly stopped my fist, then looked up at the sky and laughed three times, and shouted: “It’s great!”
Then he rolled his eyes and lay on the ground and fell asleep...
Qin Shou got up on the ground with a grievance, rubbed his almost non-existent waist, and cried in a crying voice, "Who is this person...I invite him to drink, and he beat me...What kind of wine?"
Chapter completed!