Chapter 543: Asking for trouble
Li Muyun looked at the old man and squatted beside him with a giggle: "Dad, do you say I'm here to see you all the time, are there any benefits?"
"Hey, I can't tell that you are really capable, you know that it's better?" Li Yuan said with a glaring look.
"That's right. I didn't know that you were the Supreme Emperor before. Now I know. If you don't have some benefits, you probably have to think about it." Li Muyun replied with a smile.
No one of the old men, Li Yuan, had ever joked with him like this. He didn't feel angry when he heard this. He just reached out and patted Li Muyun's head, and said angrily: "You bastard boy, you did so many bad things under my name, but now you are so embarrassed to take advantage of it. You really don't be a son."
It is beyond doubt that Li Muyun was not exposed to Old Li Yuan when he was struggling in Shanyin County. Later, when it comes to Han Ai's affairs, if it weren't for Old Li Yuan, he would have been either exiled to Lingnan or his head was on the ground at this time. Therefore, Old Li Yuan said that he did bad things under his name.
However, Li Muyun's face was thicker than the city wall, so deep that he had enough to eat, but thin skin and couldn't eat, and rubbed the place where he was photographed and continued, "Why don't you think this will happen? Find an opportunity to tell His Majesty the Emperor, how about exiling me to Shuozhou?"
Li Yuan seemed to know a lot of things. When he heard that Li Muyun was going back to Shuozhou, he sneered and said, "Don't think about this anymore. Let me tell you the truth. Just the things you did in Shuozhou, you won't be able to lose your head a hundred times. Now you dare to go back again. You'll have enough of your life!"
Li Muyun touched his nose, squatted on the ground and sighed, "Dad, I don't want this, but our industry is in Shuozhou. Do you think I could have the current scale if I didn't get some private soldiers to guard it?!"
Li Yuan glanced at him: "So you're fine now, otherwise you would think your second brother could let you go?"
But what Old Li Yuan said made Li Muyun unable to continue. There was still a difference between his own son and his godson. Besides, the emperor could not comment on him.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Yuan was quite contemptuous and shook his head and continued, "I know what you are worried about. To put it bluntly, there is no need to place your industries in Shuozhou. So, according to my opinion, it would be better to move all to Chang'an to avoid being missed by others."
Li Muyun smiled and waved to the palace maid on the side: "Do you have any food? Go and get some!"
From the morning to noon, Li Muyun didn't eat a bite of food. At this time, he was already hungry and put on his chest and his back.
Li Yuan didn't care about his impolite behavior at all. He waved his hand to the palace maid who was asking for his own opinions, and then said unhappy to Li Muyun: "You kid, don't be suspicious there. I'm not interested in your little things. But this person likes to be a little popular around him when he is old, so it can be more lively."
From Li Yuan's tone, Li Muyun heard a feeling of loneliness, looked up at the old man and asked, "Didn't it mean that His Majesty brought a deer to you some time ago, and even had a dinner party."
"Don't mention that deer, she is skinny and bone-skinned, and she doesn't have three taels of meat on her body. I didn't say a few bites, but I just paid dozens of jars of wine." Li Yuan said with a half-true and half-fake face.
"Hahaha" Li Muyun laughed exaggeratedly. Later, somehow he felt the more interesting he felt. Finally, he just sat on the ground with his stomach in his arms and laughed.
The old man Li Yuan was actually very pitiful. He gave birth to a bunch of sons but few of them were successful. Li Er was so scared that the guys who were not from the legitimate family were hiding far away, for fear that they would be chopped accidentally.
So although this old man seemed glorious, he was actually very empty. In the more common words of later generations, he was empty, lonely and cold. So the old man tried his best to give birth to a baby, and finally broke his body. Li Shimin had many younger brothers and sisters.
If it weren't for the Tang Dynasty that had entered a stage of peaceful and stable development, the royal family would probably have been able to destroy the entire country.
Li Muyun smiled heartlessly. Li Yuan became more and more angry when he looked at him. He reached out and kicked him and asked, "You guy laughed, just laugh again, be careful that I will let someone hit you on the board."
"Okay, okay, don't laugh, don't laugh anymore!" Li Muyun put away his smile, glanced around and said, "I said, Dad, how about this, let's do business together? Then I will make money and add half of it, and the whole family will be half."
Unexpectedly, Li Yuan shook his head: "No, what's the use of asking for money? It's boring!"
Li Muyun looked at Li Yuan in a daze. It’s boring to make money, so what else can I do? It’s not just having a baby, right?
Li Yuan looked at him disapprovingly: "What's wrong, what do you want to say!"
"Then what do you think is interesting? The child sacrifices his life to accompany the gentleman!" Li Muyun said with a hard neck in his mind, in the idea of saving people from Shuihuo.
"Be a bandit!" Li Yuanyu said unstoppably: "I used to be a bandit and was most enjoyable."
When Li Yuan was in Shuozhou, he did whatever he wanted. It was a big pleasure to ask someone to go to the grassland to grab two sheep. But now, when he stayed in Da'an Palace, he had nothing to do every day, except watching singing and dancing, he was just a child, which was a waste of time.
Although Li Muyun could understand the old man's depression, this is Chang'an City after all. Who dares to set up a mountain in this land? Isn't this seeking death? Even if Li Er agrees, the civil and military ministers below will not agree.
After thinking about it, Li Muyun shook his head quickly: "Dad, please spare me. There are too many mountain kings in Chang'an, so we can't set up a flag. If it is a place like Shanhaiguan, Hebei, I have some ways, but the problem is that you can't get out again, so let's forget about being a bandit, ah!"
"I don't care. I'll be a bandit. You can find a way!"
"No, what can I do? The capital is not counted as the sixteen guards, but there are more than 100,000 troops alone. Isn't it a quest for death to pull a pole and stand on the mountain?" Li Muyun was almost crying. He really didn't expect Li Yuan to be so troubled. If he had known this, even if he had beaten him to death, he wouldn't have come to Da'an Palace to cheat food and drink.
As a result, I didn't cheat me of eating and drinking, but instead made me feel fucked. How could I make sense?
Chapter completed!