Chapter 302 Physical Education Teacher
But you can tell, this calmness really made Pang Wenlong figure out some tricks.
First of all, keep guests on rainy days, and keep them on the sky and I will not stay on.
This sentence can be completely changed to: On rainy days, stay with guests, do you want to keep me? Stay!
It is really interesting to have a few simple punctuation points that immediately change the original meaning of the sentence.
Speaking of punctuation, Pang Wenlong vaguely remembered a legend, a legend about Li Muyun.
It seems that the title of Li Muyun Xiaoyao Hou back then was related to punctuation. It seemed that this thing was first proposed by him and was valued by the bosses in the court. So His Majesty the Emperor rewarded him with the title of founding county magistrate.
Thinking of this, Pang Wenlong suddenly felt that Li Muyun was a little pretending, and as the inventor of punctuation, he could be considered a cultural person, but he had to pretend to be vulgar and show off his vulgar appearance.
Of course, because he thought of the origin of the punctuation marks that the Taixue was using, Pang Wenlong suddenly felt that it was not so difficult to accept in Li Muyun's class. At least in some aspects, he is now a famous student!
When he is in a good mood, he will naturally solve the problem quickly. With the experience of the first sentence, he soon figured out how to break the second sentence, so he started writing: No chicken or duck, no fish or meat, only vegetables and radish are not allowed, no wages are not allowed!
Sure enough, it suits Mr. Li's style very well!
After writing this sentence, Pang Wenlong immediately realized where this passage should be used. If a parent signed such a contract with the employer, the employer would probably faint from crying in an unknown corner.
Moreover, Pang Wenlong truly realized the importance of sentence breaking. He was not very serious when studying punctuation, and always felt that this thing was not very useful. The knowledge that he had learned before had already broken the sentences, just memorize them accordingly. What is the use of learning sentences?
But now I see that breaking sentences is indeed too important. If I don’t learn how to break sentences, I’m likely to be deceived when signing a contract in the future and be taken advantage of by guys like Li Muyun.
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In the Tang Dynasty, this is inhumane for one hour of a class, but Li Muyun likes it very much because he can use this hour to have a good sleep. When he wakes up, it is almost time to finish class.
At this time, the students below had basically divided the two sentences. Li Muyun casually threw the so-called paper handed over by the students with sleepy eyes: "It is just two sentences that have completely different meanings. I believe that you have the answers in your hearts, so I will not read this paper. The get out of class will be over in a while. You have a good rest. We will go to fight freely in the next class."
"What? What is free fighting?" Pang Wenlong, who spoke again, was a talkative guy. This guy was born to be a mean person, and he jumped out again when no one asked him.
"Free fighting, to put it bluntly, it is a physical education class, which is similar to your "science learning". However, I can't shoot arrows, so I changed to free fighting." Li Muyun was in a rare good mood and did not stimulate Pang Wenlong. After a brief statement, he took the little girl Mu Yu away from the school, leaving a group of dumbfounded students looking at each other.
Who teaches sports? Is it true that the teacher in my class teaches sports? What so-called "language art" I just learned is taught by the physical education teacher?
"Well, Lao Tian, do you think there is still hope in our class?" Pei, a rich child, asked Tian Yuhe with a confused look on his face.
Tian Yuhe is obviously a more prestigious person in Ding's class. After Student Pei asked this question, everyone in the school except Pang Wenlong looked at him.
However, Tian Yuhe didn't say anything, just glanced at Pang Wenlong: "Student Pang, what do you think?"
Pang Wenlong glanced at Tian Yuhe, and said in Li Muyun's tone: "I think Mr. Li is good, and he teaches it very interesting."
"Student Pang is right, right? The teacher has been targeting you just now." Some students became angry.
"That's because I'm wrong first, it has nothing to do with what the teacher teaches!" Pang Wenlong did not dare to say bad things about Li Muyun this time. God knows whether that hateful guy would ambush some spy among the students. If he gets any handle, he will probably have a tragedy in the future.
Finally, Tian Yuhe was more insightful and said, "Okay, let's not talk about it for now. Let's go to the playground. I guess the teacher has passed by now. If he goes late, I'm afraid he will be scolded by the teacher again."
"That's right, let's go there quickly!" The student surnamed Pei nodded in agreement, and stood up first and walked outside.
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I came to the playground of Taixue without saying a word, but found that there was actually a class in the playground, and it was the best Class A of the Xuan-level class.
Li Muyun, an unreliable gentleman, was standing in a corner of the playground, watching the students practicing with bows and scheduling, while a man in his early thirties was standing aside to supervise.
"Oh, isn't this a top student in Class D? Why? You also want to practice? Sorry, we have already occupied the playground, you are afraid you will have to wait for a class." Seeing the students in Class D appearing in the playground, the students in Class A immediately started to sarcastically.
Li Muyun looked at the students of Class A who were gloating with some amusement, and then looked at Pang Wenlong, who looked embarrassed. The meaning was obviously to ask: Is this your previous class? It seems that I didn’t give you much face!
Pang Wenlong's face turned red, and he lowered his head and hugged behind everyone, looking very embarrassed.
The middle-aged man who was responsible for teaching students to shoot archery in Class A did not seem to care about the bickering between these students, and was still watching with his arms around, just like an outsider.
Naturally, Li Muyun would not cause trouble for him at this time. After taking a look at him indifferently, he said to the students in Class Ding: "Since you are here, let's warm up in one place first, and then let's start class."
"Sure enough, Class Ding is Class Ding, and even the teacher is a useless waste."
"Stop talking about those, I guess this gentleman can't even hold the bow."
"You can't say that. This gentleman can calculate how many roads the puppy has run. I guess he is thinking about how many roads his students have walked in a day and how much time it took!"
"Forget it, let's shoot our arrows. Mr. Waste teaches waste students, what else can I say."
Chapter completed!